Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 354: A Man Who Carries Darkness on His Back!

"Then I'll leave the matters above to you~"

"Hey! Don't leave all the troublesome things to me!" Abuto shouted in dissatisfaction, "In the end, it's all your own family's business, right? Why do you need an outsider like me to help wipe your butt?!"

"Do you know, Abuto?" Kamui clenched his fist and continued with a smile, "In the past, I have always wanted to find a different kind of power that can rival that man. But even with this power, with this power that can freely control Yato's blood, it is still far from enough~ It is really distressing~"

"Let's put it in moderation," Abuto looked at Kamui who was constantly switching forms (rational and irrational) freely, he curled his lips in disdain, "Speaking of which, the one who surprises me the most is still you, Captain. You actually mastered this power. You should know that you can't find a Yato who can do this even if you search the entire universe."

"What are you talking about? There is." The ahoge on Kamui's head moved, and then he raised an index finger and said, "Like Vegeta can maintain consciousness even when he turns into a gorilla."

"Don't give that kind of example!" Abuto shouted with veins popping out, then sighed and said, "Yato's instinct, bloodthirsty instinct, combat instinct. I didn't expect to see someone who can control it so perfectly one day. I really can't tell which side is the monster. No, it should be said that no matter where he is, it is an extraordinary monster."

As he spoke, Abuto suddenly thought of something and looked up at Kamui in surprise, "Speaking of which, is that man also a Yato?"

"Abuto, if you are obsessed with something boring like a race, you will be killed by an insignificant existence sooner or later." Kamui reminded with a smile, "There are many people on this Earth who are very similar to him. The white-haired samurai I saw before, and..."

"Ah! I forgot!" Kamui slapped his forehead and said with some annoyance, "This time, I still wanted to fight with that white-haired samurai, but I forgot all about it! Abuto, you have to take responsibility~"

"It has nothing to do with me!" Abuto complained, "Isn't it because you were too excited that you forgot? Why did you impose the blame on someone who has nothing to do with you?"

"Abuto, as a punishment for this time, please blind yourself and change to the three-sword style later," Kamui suggested.

"Hey, do you still want to become the Pirate King?"

"Isn't it good? To be able to casually fight with the strong in the universe, just thinking about it makes me excited~"

"Don't joke around. For you, you won't be able to become that kind of thing if you can't defeat that man." Abuto waved his hand impatiently.

"I didn't lose, Abuto. I know that man's weakness." Kamui smiled, "Do you want to know too? If you do, even Abuto can easily kill him."

"Not interested, not interested," Abuto waved his hand and replied in a bad mood, "Your family is not good people. Even if I know about that kind of thing, you or the little rabbit beside him might kill me in the future. I don't want to do this kind of thing."

"Hahahaha, it seems that the one who has changed the most after coming to Earth is Abuto." Kamui smiled.

"No, the one who has changed the most is not me," Abuto shook his head and then looked at a corner of the spaceship. Facing Ungyou, who was squatting in the corner and surrounded by a depressed atmosphere, he said, "The one who changed the most is Ungyou. A good warrior has been turned into this, and his brain is not good to begin with. This time..."

"No, Abuto should be added to those whose brains are not good enough, right?" Kamui smiled and retorted, and then raised an index finger, "If you want to refute, first memorize the nine-by-nine multiplication table from beginning to end."

"Heh, all rabbits in the universe are one-track-minded." Abuto chuckled and said pointedly, but then he suddenly thought of something and revealed a playful expression, "Captain, in my opinion, you are the one who showed the biggest difference, right? Who was pretending to be sick in bed for three days? Did they want to be taken care of by that clumsy little rabbit?"

"I don't quite understand what you are talking about, Abuto," Kamui replied, "Facing that kind of guy in an all-out battle, it's already very lucky to just lie in bed for five days without being able to move."

"Tsk, what a stubborn fellow." Abuto curled the corners of his mouth, "But it's really fortunate. Unlike us old rabbits, you can still enjoy the care of your little sister when you are injured. It's really enviable~"

"Then next time Abuto is injured, let me take care of you," Kamui suggested with a smile, and the ahoge on his head moved.

"No, no, no. I don't want to bother you, Captain." Abuto hurriedly waved his hand, "I don't want to die from something like that."

"You really know how to joke. I'm definitely better at taking care of people. Do you want to try it? Abuto."

"No need!"

...

"Captain, are we really going to report this to the higher-ups based on the facts like this?" After a long silence, Abuto asked again, "I can't guarantee what the higher-ups will do. Yoshiwara was originally one of Harusame's stable sources of income, but now..."

"Ah, don't worry. Those people who cherish their lives will not do anything against Yoshiwara."

"Even if that's the case, those small minions may not necessarily think so. Even if they are small, if they are annoyed, it will be very deadly." Abuto pointed out.

"So I can only leave this matter to Abuto." Kamui nodded and said.

"In the end, you still threw the troublesome matter to me! I am not the bodyguard of your family!" Abuto said angrily, "And even if those minions don't care, the recent direction of Harusame is a bit wrong since that man came..."

"Are you referring to that purple-haired man with an eyepatch?" Kamui replied and then nodded, "That kind of guy is really good. If there are two more swords, he will definitely become a good partner."

"Don't joke around anymore!" Abuto shouted. "Besides, let's not talk about Harusame for now. Bakufu knew that Yoshiwara was out of control, so they must..."

"No, those old monkeys who are no different from monkeys and only know to hide in holes, don't dare to provoke that kind of existence easily." Kamui said with a smile, "Do you know why the war on Earth ended ten years ago? The fundamental reason is that man gave up himself. If he didn't give up..."

After a pause, Kamui continued, "So, that group of people only know how to play with tricks... Is that the word? Authority? Never mind, even if those guys know, they won't dare to act rashly."

"If that's the case, then that man really dispelled all of Yoshiwara's darkness in one go. With his own strength..." Abuto slowly analyzed, "To think that such a seemingly impossible thing could actually be done..."

"No, not dispelled." Kamui shook his head. His face finally no longer had a faint smile. Instead, he became serious. "He only shouldered the darkness by himself."

"Is... is that so..." Abuto chuckled, "That's really an amazing man. Is he the new "Night King" in a certain sense?"

"Abuto, don't give others a random nickname. I hate that kind of person the most." A faint smile appeared on Kamui's face once again.

Abuto, who understood what his division captain meant, curled his lips and said nothing.

"Abuto, before we go back, let's go to another place," Kamui said with a smile.

"No!" Abuto quickly refused, and then continued with a helpless expression, "Absolutely not! Every time I run around with you, I will be the one being lectured by the higher-ups! Can you be a little more understanding of my feelings, Captain?"

"Don't worry, I'm just going to pick flowers as a gift. It won't take long," Kamui replied, then got up and went to the control panel of the spaceship, pressing a few buttons without any hesitation.

"Captain, spare me..." Abuto lowered his head heavily and let out a long sigh.

"Very soon," After adjusting the flight route, Kamui turned around again, "It's just a few days. There's a place I want to go."

...

Earth, Yoshiwara.

At this time, Kawaki returned to his usual state. In his room that had just been rebuilt, he sat cross-legged in front of the monitor, holding the game controller in his hand, staring at the monitor.

"Hey," Tsukuyo pushed open the door and walked in. She leaned against Kawaki's door and gently blew out a could of smoke. She glanced at Kawaki indifferently, "Why do you have to do that? There is a more convenient way."

"What do you mean? Do you want me to ask that little brat to lie to Harusame?" Kawaki replied without turning his head, "Don't joke around. Although I'm not very good at educating brats, but... no matter what, letting a kid tell lies is not good adult would do."

"Up to you." Tsukuyo snorted lightly and then turned around, "Anyway, I should thank you. And... you've worked hard."

After saying that, Tsukuyo closed the door and left without looking back.

Kawaki, who stayed in the room, put down the game controller. After a moment of silence, he took out the communicator he was going to give to Kamui.

"It seems that I still couldn't send it out until the end," Kawaki said with a self-deprecating smile, "And that kind of personality doesn't look like someone who will honestly accept it. But... it shouldn't be necessary, right? "

...

A few days later, Planet Kouan, in a certain unfinished building.

"Wife, I got some good food today!" Umibouzu opened the door with some ingredients in his arms and walked in, "Not only fresh..."

Looking at Kouka who was leaning against the window, holding a kiseru and looking straight out of the window, Umibouzu was puzzled, "Wife, what are you looking at?"

"Just some flowers." Kouka turned around and smiled.

"Flowers? What are you talking about? How can such a barren planet have..."

Umibouzu was a little confused. He put down the ingredients in his hands and walked to the window. He followed Kouka's line of sight and saw a bunch of flowers that should only be blooming on a certain planet. At this time, they were quietly placed in a conspicuous position downstairs.

"That... that is..." Umibouzu suddenly thought of something and then smiled a little relieved, "Is it that kid? Really..."

"It's really beautiful..." Kouka sighed with emotion.

"Yes..."