Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 353: When You Are a Guest at Someone’s House, You Must Be Polite and Understand the Rules!

'Back to normal!!' Abuto looked at Kamui and his expression changed. His pupils shrank and he thought to himself, 'How is that possible? He said he mastered it? Does it mean relying on perseverance to control Yato's instinct? It's... too awesome! Captain! He has already... surpassed Housen!'

At the same time, Abuto looked at Kawaki, 'No, the most frightening thing is still this person. He was able to easily defeat Captain who had already surpassed Housen...'

"Ah, I've had enough fun," Kawaki let go of his hand, then stood up and stretched, "My body is already active enough. Thank you Nobita, for playing with me for so long."

As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Abuto on the other side, "The one over there... Uh... can't remember. It's the guy who goes to the hair salon. I'll leave Nobita to you."

After saying that, Kawaki held his own umbrella and walked slowly toward the door. However, just as Kawaki reached the door, he suddenly stopped and turned his back to Kamui, "Nobita, the power and the umbrella in your hand are not that useful."

After saying that, Kawaki stepped out of the door, and Tsukuyo followed him after a short while, leaving Hyakka members who could not come back to their senses for a long time, as well as Abuto.

...

The next day.

After eating breakfast, Kagura skipped Yorozuya's work and came to Yoshiwara early. However, it said that she skipped her work but recently, Yorozuya had not received any commissions. The so-called work was just to stay in the house and stare blankly.

Looking at the whole row of ruined houses and the carpenters who were repairing the houses, Kagura was slightly surprised. Then she quickly rushed to Kawaki's residence.

...

After the anxious Kagura pushed open the door, she looked at Kamui who was lying on the bed, wrapped up like a mummy, and finally could not help but laugh out loud.

"Puhahahahaha!" Kagura knelt on the ground, one hand covering her stomach and the other constantly knocking on the floor. Tears were coming out of her eyes, "What are you doing-aru? Are you trying to change your image-aru? Because you feel that your image is very embarrassing, you want to change your image now-aru? Although it is a little better than the previous image, it is still very bad. Puhaha... "

"That, Abuto, it seems that a cockroach has come in, can you shoot it to death?" Kamui said.

"No, it's better for you to do this kind of trouble yourself, Captain." Abuto hurriedly waved his hand, "You have to know that there is still a monster behind this cockroach. I am trembling."

After saying that, Abuto quickly ran out of the door without any hesitation.

"How pitiful. There is not even a person to take care of you." Kagura got up and came to Kamui's bed. She looked down at Kamui with a mocking expression, "Do you want your cute little sister to take care of you-aru? I'm very good at cooking porridge~"

"Then can I make any request?" Kamui asked with a smile.

"Of course, no matter what request, I will try my best to satisfy you-aru!" Kagura patted her chest and said.

"Can I trouble you to disappear from this room? No, it is not very accurate to say that. Can I ask you to disappear from this world?"

"Kamui! You bastard!" Kagura instantly gritted her teeth and said, "You should be moved to tears and cry when your cute sister took the initiative to take care of you! You should just accept it silently! Bastard!"

Just as she finished speaking, Kagura suddenly thought of something. Then, she took out the phone from her pocket and took a few photos of Kamui without hesitation. There were even photos of both of them.

"What are you doing?" Kamui asked with a smile.

"Of course, I want to take a picture of your stupid look for Mommy to see-aru." Kagura said with a smirk, "This time, Mommy will think that I am a reliable little sister!"

"Do you want to be killed by me?" Kamui asked with a smile.

"Really?" Kagura deliberately tugged at Kamui's arm, "With this body?"

Kamui couldn't help but let out a soft hiss.

"Eh? Now I seem to hear someone making a "hiss" sound." Kagura pretended to be confused. At the same time, she tugged at Kamui's arm again, "Who is it-aru? It shouldn't be you, right? No, it shouldn't be you, right? No matter what, you wouldn't make such a sound, right? Don't tell me it hurts? Really-aru? If so, then I'm really sorry. After all, this is my first time taking care of my stupid brother. There are some things that I'm not too familiar with~"

"Don't worry, I will definitely kill you." Kamui endured the pain and said with a smile.

"Scary~" Kagura covered her mouth and pretended to be a little timid, "How scary~ Stupid brother, even if you were beaten to this extent, your head still hasn't been corrected. That kind of crooked character that doesn't admit defeat hasn't been corrected. It's so scary~ So scary~"

Kamui didn't say anything and just smiled faintly.

"Replied! Mommy has replied-aru!" Kagura looked at the message on the phone and said in surprise, "She said that she wanted me to take good care of you. Kamui, have you realized it? The consciousness to pay back the debt."

...

When Kawaki opened the door to Kamui's room and entered, what he saw was a scene of the brother and sister's deep love.

Kagura smiled as she held the boiling hot dark cuisine that could no longer be called porridge and forcefully placed spoonful by spoonful into Kamui's mouth.

From the beginning to the end, Kamui had a smile on his face and did not make any rejection movements. It was also possible that he could not move his entire body, but this was not important!

Seeing this scene, Kawaki turned his face away and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes. Then, he turned his back and gave Kagura a thumbs up.

"The relationship between brother and sister is really good. Little uncle is really touched!" Kawaki sobbed, "Kagura, I will leave Nobita to you!"

"Oh! Leave it to me!" Kagura patted her chest and responded. Then, she forcefully opened Kamui's mouth and poured the pot of unknown substance into Kamui's mouth.

"I'm really envious that I have a little sister that can take care of me so tenderly," Kawaki said with a touched face.

"Does little uncle want a bowl too? I cooked a lot of it." Kagura said, "For my brother, I put my life on the line for today's cooking!"

"No, there's no need," Kawaki directly raised his hand to refuse without thinking, "I have eaten my fill for breakfast. I should leave all of it to Nobita. After all, he didn't eat dinner yesterday. I think he must be very hungry."

"You're right. It's better to cook two more pots." Kagura nodded and then raised an index finger. She smiled and continued, "Moreover, this special porridge is also filled with fried eggs from Sis specially prepared for sick patients. He will definitely get better soon-aru~"

"What a sensible child." Kawaki praised and then looked at Kamui on the bed with a smile, "Then I won't disturb you two. Enjoy the care of your little sister, Nobita."

After that, Kawaki stepped out of the room and left without looking back.

"Stupid brother~" Kagura asked sweetly, "Do you feel better? How is the care of your cute little sister?"

"If there are eighteen levels of hell, I think this is the feeling of being on the first level," Kamui replied with a smile.

"It seems that it is still a bit lacking," Kagura nodded, and then slightly curled the corners of her mouth. She said fiercely, "I still have to work harder. At least I have to let you experience the eighteenth level of hell-aru!"

"Ah, I'm really looking forward to it~"

...

Originally, Kawaki had estimated that Kamui's injuries would be completely healed in less than two days under his powerful self-healing ability. However, for some unknown reason, it takes a full five days of recovery which was three days more than Kawaki had expected.

On the other hand, the moment Kagura found out that Kamui could get out of bed, she stayed by Kawaki's side, in the name of improving their relationship.

...

"Are we finally going back? Smelly brat." Kawaki stood outside Yoshiwara's door while looking at Kamui in front of him with a face full of disdain.

"It won't be long before we meet again, stupid uncle." Kamui smiled and then looked at Kagura, who was standing next to Kawaki, "Also, stupid little sister."

"Hurry up and get back-aru. I don't want to see that stinky face of yours again," Kagura imitated Kawaki's posture, crossed her arms, and said with a look of disdain, "I obviously have worked so hard to take care of you, and I didn't even receive a word of thanks."

"Then... see you again." After saying that, Kamui directly turned around.

"Um, wait a minute, the one who goes to the hair salon over there," Kawaki called out to Kamui and the others. Then, he slowly walked forward. He stood beside Abuto and whispered, "The next time you come to other people's houses to visit, you must be polite. Don't always talk about remote villages, rural areas, and backward monkeys. Otherwise... Do you understand?"

Looking at the smile on Kawaki's face, Abuto did not have the courage to act up. He nodded with cold sweat all over his face.

"Also, from now on, Yoshiwara has nothing to do with Harusame at all. Please pass this message to your superior according to what I said."

After saying that, Kawaki gently pushed Abuto's back and waved his hand, "Then, goodbye."

...

On the spaceship.

"Abuto, what did he say to you just now?" Kamui looked at Abuto with a smile.

"What else could it be other than a threat?" Abuto curled the corners of his mouth, "I didn't expect to be threatened in such a remo... place. It's really insightful to come out this time."

"Are you afraid?" Kamui asked with interest.

"How is that possible!" Abuto retorted, "I just don't want to cause any unnecessary disputes!"