Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 355: Yoshiwara Kamui Reunion Arc, Finished!

In the universe, a spaceship was now calmly hovering above Planet Kouan. Two figures stood by the window, watching the nominally dead planet through the transparent glass.

"It's time to go, Abuto." Kamui looked away and turned around, "Our adventure is far from over."

"Don't look at me like this. I am also a nostalgic person." Abuto turned his head and said, "After all, it is also our Yato's home planet."

"Abuto, you really know how to joke." Kamui smiled. He walked to the control panel of the spaceship and casually pressed a few buttons, "I wonder what other risks are waiting for me. I can't wait anymore~"

Looking at his division captain's excited expression, Abuto smiled helplessly. Then, he slowly sat down and lowered his head, lost in his memories...

The first time Abuto saw Kamui was ten years ago on that planet called Rakuyou. When his young sister was kicked away by the hooligans, Kamui only gritted his teeth and did not attack.

He couldn't help but make a move. Abuto still couldn't understand why he couldn't help but make a move at that time, and why he said to Kamui at that time, "If you don't want to turn into an evil person, you should at least protect your sister..."

Perhaps it was because he had a trace of expectation, or maybe it was something else, but Abuto couldn't figure it out.

When they met again, it was seven years ago. Abuto could never forget the scene when Kamui, who was not tall, drove a spaceship into Harusame's headquarters alone.

It just so happened that the seventh division, who had returned to Harusame's headquarters, witnessed the madness of this little brat.

'It's that little brat from back then! No, no, his eyes have changed!' Abuto thought to himself.

"Hey, you guys, are you the universe's number-one pirate group?" Kamui grinned, "So if you want to become the Pirate King, defeating you is the shortest way, right?"

"Where did this little brat come from? He actually boasted so shamelessly." Housen didn't put Kamui in his eyes at all.

"You seem to be the strongest, so is it enough to beat you?" The ahoge on Kamui's head moved, and he raised his index finger with a smile.

After that, looking at Kamui who had fallen into a disadvantageous position but was still fighting with Housen, Abuto was still shocked by Kamui's growth.

Three years... to actually be able to change so much, Abuto was slightly shocked.

After that, Kamui, who had been defeated by Housen, became Housen's student and joined Harusame's seventh division.

After Housen retired, he inherited Housen's position and became the captain of the seventh division, while he became the vice-captain who wiped his ass and fooled around with him...

...

"Abuto, you can't get distracted too often. Even a combat race can be easily killed at times like this." Kamui reminded him with a smile.

"No, it's just a little bit of similarity," Abuto shook his head and looked up at Kamui with a meaningful look, "Now I understand why you changed so much at that time. Is it because you met that man? From a reserved evil kid to a simple bad kid, is it because of that man?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, Abuto?" Kamui replied, "And we are about to set off. You should think about how to explain it to the group of people above. It must be okay for Abuto, right? I have always believed in Abuto."

At this time, Abuto's thoughts returned to reality. After going back, he needed to face the reality of those old antiques...

Thinking of this, Abuto sighed.

...

Earth, Edo, Yoshiwara.

Two unknown security guards in the gate security room are playing a game of shogi. (Hereinafter referred to as Security A and Security B)

"It's really unbelievable. Seeing that kind of battle, even the old man's blood which has been silent for a long time can't help but boil." Security A moved a chess piece.

"No matter which one, it seems that we [old guys] can't match." Security B moved a chess piece, "Speaking of being surpassed by a student, the two of us are really the same."

"Don't compare this old man to someone like you! I'm still far from admitting defeat!" Security A moved a chess piece, then picked up the thermos cup on the side and unscrewed the lid to take a sip, "Phew~ It turns out that besides sake, wolfberries also have a different taste~"

"That's a condolence item from my student..." Security B reminded lightly, but the movement in his hand didn't stop, and he moved a chess piece.

"You stole the old man's condolences!" Security A snorted, and then moved the chess piece again, "But speaking of it, the old man should really thank that kid. If the status quo is still maintained, maybe when I die and look back on the past, I won't be able to see anything. But now, there is at least a beautiful and dazzling sun..."

"That's right, me too, at least I can still see the beautiful moonlight." With that said, Security B dropped the chess piece and sealed the victory, "Tsumi! (Checkmate)"

"Did you take one more move just now? Did you secretly take one more move when I was not paying attention?"

"No."

"Then you sneak an extra move while the old man is drinking tea." Security A nodded and pondered.

"No."

"Then, you secretly changed the positions of the chess pieces when I just went to the toilet to defecate."

"No."

"Obviously!"

...

A certain red-hair ponytail man who had just walked in with a new game in his arms from outside Yoshiwara's door heard the commotion in the security room and looked at Tsukuyo with a puzzled expression.

"Hey, is this situation considered slacking off?"

"Let's go, idiot." Tsukuyo rolled her eyes at Kawaki and walked straight ahead.

"Hey, wages should be deducted in this situation! Otherwise, what if all the girls in Yoshiwara will start to slack off?" Kawaki quickly caught up with Tsukuyo and complained, "Work must be clearly distinguished from rest. That's right! When you're working, you should concentrate on your work! When you're resting, you should relax your whole body and mind! This is the right way!"

"Before saying these words, you should seriously fulfill them first!" Tsukuyo rolled her eyes and shouted disdainfully, "Don't expect others to follow the rules that you don't even follow yourself!"

"That's too much!" Kawaki argued.

"No, it's not too much for an otaku to play games in their room twenty-four hours a day."

"Who is an otaku? It's a game experiencer!"

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

Kawaki, who was instantly hit by the two kunai, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

...

In the afternoon, Yoshiwara, in a certain otaku's room.

"Little Uncle, I want to become stronger-aru!" Kagura stood next to Kawaki, her brows tightly furrowed, and her face was filled with sincerity as she shouted.

"Are you serious?" Kawaki put down the game controller in his hand, raised his head, and put away his usual mischievous smile.

"Seriously! I also want to beat up that bastard like little uncle!" Kagura revealed the desire in her heart with a serious face without the slightest hesitation.

"I know," Kawaki nodded, "I can already see your determination from your eyes."

"Then, let's start right away!" Kagura began to gear up, "According to the experience of similar works, it is just right to insert the training chapter at this time-aru!"

"That makes sense!" Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded. Then he looked at Kagura again and continued with a serious face, "Then... you can do it."

"Give me special training! Stupid little uncle!" Kagura grabbed Kawaki's shoulder and shook it continuously, "There must be countless strong enemies waiting for us next chapter-aru! This is the setting in other works! Dragon XXX, One XXX, NaruXX, and so on, all of them are like this!"

"Then you go," Kawaki tilted his head, "Can't you just go by yourself? That strong enemy or something, there are still three years to train Super Yato, Haki, New Rasengan, and so on. These are all good directions and are quite suitable for you. You can do it, Kagura-chan!"

"No, no, no! Before I came, I already thought of a new way of training-aru! After all, it has to be separated from other works!" Kagura shook her head and replied seriously, "First..."

Hearing Kagura's words, Kawaki nodded continuously, as if he really listened carefully.

"Not bad! You might really be a genius, Kagura-chan!" Kawaki praised, "This kind of new training method has never appeared even in Jump magazine!"

"Just so-so, hahaha..." Kagura touched her head and laughed a little embarrassedly.

"Then, there is no time to lose. Let's hurry up and leave!" As he spoke, Kawaki directly stood up.

"Eh? Is it that urgent-aru?"

"Didn't you say that you wanted to train?" Kawaki asked, then stepped out of the door, "Hurry up and keep up! There isn't much time left!"

"Yes!" Kagura hurriedly followed.

Tsukuyo, who had been silent the entire time, was now completely speechless.

...

In a deep mountain on the outskirts of Edo.

"Kagura, everything has been completed according to your request!" Kawaki pointed at several meters tall bear that was shivering beside him and looked at Kagura, "It's up to you now! Can you?! Are you confident?!"

"Yes!" Kagura replied excitedly.

"Then I'll leave it to you, Lucky Bear-kun!" Kawaki turned to look at the bear beside him, who had just gotten Lucky Bear's name, "I'll leave Kagura to you! Do you hear me?!"

Although he did not know what Kawaki was talking about, his wild instincts forced Lucky Bear to nod his head.

"Come on, Kagura." Kawaki gave her a thumbs-up and turned to leave.

"Alright! Let's go! Lucky Bear!" Kagura said as she lay down, "Lucky Bear, please hold my foot! I want to do sit-ups-aru!"

Seeing Kagura who started to do sit-ups with a serious face while being held down by the bear, Tsukuyo was silent for a while before she turned around and followed in the direction that Kawaki had left in...

...

"Isn't it a little too perfunctory? For that child." Tsukuyo asked indifferently.

"How could that be? This is the training method she thought of herself," Kawaki replied casually, "I just helped her choose a bear."

"You are just afraid of trouble." Tsukuyo ruthlessly exposed Kawaki's true thoughts.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Anyway, everything is prepared according to what Kagura-chan said," Kawaki waved his hand indifferently, "Even if you pick a problem, you can't pick it out. Besides, if you think about it for a while, you will find it very troublesome. It's enough to satisfy her in this way. Little brats are little brats. It won't take half a day for her to feel bored."

"You are really bad." Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki with disdain.

"Whatever you say." Kawaki shrugged and then became a little serious. He continued in a gentle tone, "It's okay to become stronger or something. I think it's good to keep the status quo. Both I and Nobita think so. Kagura just stays like this. Even if there is a gap that cannot be crossed, she still has us, unreliable people, by her side. It is the responsibility of us elders to support a future where the next generation can laugh without fighting. I haven't fallen to the point where I need to let the kid face that invincible existence..."

"Is this how umbrellas are really used?"

"Who knows," Kawaki shrugged slightly, then turned around and shouted behind him, "Kagura! Barbecue for dinner!".

"Coming!" Kagura instantly rushed to Kawaki with an expectant expression, "Which store are you going to this time-aru?!"

"Self-service."

"You are so stingy!" Kagura spat disdainfully.

Looking at the back of Kawaki and Kagura who were fighting, Tsukuyo was thoughtful. Perhaps this was the first time, in a sense, Tsukuyo was a little closer to this man...

(Yoshiwara Kamui Reunion Arc, Finished.)