Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 352: Treat Idiots Using Preaching Method!

"It's all your fault!" Kagura gritted her teeth and looked at the smiling Kamui.

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight again, Abuto hurriedly stopped them, "Can the two of you consider my mood a little?"

...

At dinner time, Kagura replaced Kamui who was supposed to sit at the table and enjoy dinner, while Kamui sat quietly at the side with a smile on his face.

Although Hinowa tried to persuade him, and Kawaki did not express any disapproval, Kamui never moved his chopsticks. He just sat there with a smile on his face.

Therefore, Hinowa did not say anything else.

"Haha, stupid brother, do you regret it-aru?" Kagura did not forget to ridicule as she ate.

"It seems that you still haven't grown up," Kamui smiled and replied, "I thought you would at least become more sensible on Earth. It seems that there is no such thing at all~ It is still the same as before, as always, a unicellular organism that does not understand manners and only knows how to eat~"

"Who are you calling an amoeba?! Bastard brother!" Kagura was instantly unhappy. She put down the bowl and chopsticks and rushed toward Kamui.

"Do you believe that I will throw the two of you out together?"

Kawaki glanced at the two of them indifferently, and then the two of them calmed down again.

After dinner, Kagura and Kamui ridiculed each other again. However, because of Kawaki's interference, the two did not fight this time. After that, Kagura returned to Yorozuya with an unhappy face.

Late at night.

The door of Kawaki's room was pushed open, and Kamui slowly walked in. He walked over to Kawaki, who was wearing headphones and holding a game controller, and sat down next to him. He familiarly picked up another game controller.

"Then, what exactly is it?" Kamui said casually, but his eyes were fixed on the monitor.

"Let's talk about the details later. Let's pass this stage first." Kawaki looked at the character controlled on the monitor with a serious face, "All the interesting and fun places in this game are concentrated on this task."

Ten minutes later, Kawaki put down the game controller with a satisfied face, "Great, finally passed~"

At the same time, Kamui also put down the game controller and looked at Kawaki with a smile on his face, waiting for Kawaki to speak.

"Oh right, I almost forgot." Kawaki slapped his forehead, and then looked at Kamui with a serious face, "Nobita, as expected... it's really strange for a man to have ahoge."

A vein popped out on Kamui's smiling face.

"Although it looked cute when you were young, it was different when you grew up." Kawaki folded his hands and closed his eyes as he continued to analyze, "It's still not too late to say it now. Although it doesn't look so out of place now, you will definitely feel that this ahoge is not suitable for you two years later. Ten years or twenty years later, when you get up early and look at yourself in the mirror, you will definitely feel that the ahoge on your head is a little annoying. In fact, when I asked the vice-captain to trim his hair at that time, I was ready to let you go with him. But because of your appearance at that time, I forced myself to endure until now. Nobita, give up the ahoge on your head!"

"Do you want to be killed by me?" Kamui said with a smile.

Seeing Kamui like this, Kawaki suddenly thought of something. He raised his hand and said, "So that's how it is! If that's the case, then there's no need to trim it!"

As he spoke, Kawaki patted Kamui's shoulder and laughed heartily, "Why didn't you remind me earlier? I didn't think about it for a while. Because you will become bald soon, you don't need to trim your hair now. As expected, young people are different from us who are old. They can remember this kind of thing clearly. Hahaha..."

A vein popped out on Kamui's face again. He said with a fake smile, "If you really want me to do it, I won't refuse."

"Then there is one last thing," Kawaki grinned, then raised his index finger and said, "Next time when you take a photo, remember to get closer. If you are too far away, the photographer will easily forget your existence."

"And..." As he spoke, Kawaki directly reached out his fist, and without any warning, it arrived in front of Kamui and sent him flying without any hesitation.

Boom!!!

Kamui wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and got up from the ground. He still looked at Kawaki with a smile on his face.

"It has been seven years. I heard that a filial son has never visited his mother once." Kawaki slowly got up and looked at Kamui with a smile, "So, can you explain a little? Nobita?"

"Do you know what is the most effective way to preach to an idiot?" Kamui asked in return. At the same time, he reached out and held the umbrella that was stuck at the back of his waist.

"Of course," Kawaki replied with a smile. Then, he gently picked up his own umbrella and placed it in front of his eyes to take a look. "Remember the pain today. Remember it with your body and heart. Then tell yourself that no matter how strong you are, it is useless. Nobita, your path is wrong..."

"Don't say such irrelevant words. I can't wait any longer!" The smile on Kamui's face had disappeared and was replaced by a hint of madness.

As soon as he finished speaking, Kamui quickly rushed toward Kawaki. Kawaki did not mind, as if he did not put Kamui in his eyes at all.

"That kind of gaze, being ignored, being pitied, being treated as a child, I do not want to see it again!" Kamui rushed in front of Kawaki and waved the umbrella down without any explanation.

Boom!!

The smoke dispersed and Kawaki was still standing in place. He simply held the umbrella with one hand and blocked Kamui's full-power attack.

"Aren't you happy? At least you can find a place to act spoiled." Kawaki asked with a smile, "You should know that I envy you. The feeling of being cared for and loved by his family."

"So you are getting old!" Kamui let go of the umbrella in his hand and instantly changed his movements. At the same time, he jumped into the air and kicked the umbrella in Kawaki's hand.

"Your reaction is not bad. You have improved a little." Kawaki grabbed Kamui's leg and threw him out forcefully. Kamui flew out like a cannonball and only stopped after dozens of meters.

Just as Kamui wanted to stand up, his umbrella was already inserted beside him.

"Although your strength is good, your reaction is fast, and your skills are great, you are still too inexperienced." Kawaki smiled and slowly walked toward Kamui.

At the same time, Abuto and Tsukuyo were also startled by the noise made by the two people. They came to the scene, but when they saw the house that had been smashed into pieces and the injured Kamui who had just stood up in the distance, they were shocked.

"Captain!" Abuto shouted.

"It doesn't matter. It is just simple preaching." Kawaki turned around and looked at the person with a smile, "It will be over soon. Also, Tsukki, I'm sorry. It may be slightly damaged, but I will try my best to control it."

Tsukuyo only pinched her kiseru and did not speak. She just nodded slightly and then turned to the group of Hyakka members who had just arrived and gave the order to evacuate the crowd.

"Captain! Are you okay?" Abuto rushed to Kamui.

"Don't move! Abuto!" Kamui stood up, lowered his head, and cover his chest, "I don't like other people interfering in my battle. Stand aside and watch."

As he spoke, Kamui pulled out the umbrella and raised his head to look straight at Kawaki, "My opponent... is only this man! Ahhhhh!!!"

...

Nearly half an hour passed. Everyone looked at Kamui, who was roaring and charging at Kawaki again but was sent flying by Kawaki. They felt a little sorry.

Kawaki did not seem to know what it meant to hold back at all. He counterattacked without the slightest hesitation. Every attack was fast and vicious.

On the other hand, on Kamui's side, it was like a candle in the wind. His umbrella had already been broken by Kawaki. Although he still climbed up and rushed over again and again, everyone could see that he no longer had the slightest chance of winning. After all, his movements were starting to slow down and strenuous. It could be seen that he had reached his limit...

Looking at Kamui who once again got up and staggered toward Kawaki, Abuto could not bear to look away. This was the first time he had seen his division captain lose so thoroughly that he had no strength to fight back.

It wasn't like last night. After all, Kamui didn't use his full strength, but today was different. Abuto knew that Kamui had already tried his best...

Just like the previous few times, Kawaki waved his umbrella without any hesitation. However, the result was slightly surprising to Kawaki. Because this time, Kamui didn't fly out. Instead, he used his two hands to block it!

Feeling the momentum of wanting to destroy everything on Kamui's body, Kawaki's face slightly changed. He scolded disdainfully, "Hey, I thought there would be a surprise. Just like this, he lost consciousness and became a monster who only knew how to fight. It's boring."

Kamui raised his head, widened his eyes, grinned, and looked at Kawaki with a ferocious expression.

"Not good!" At this time, Abuto also noticed that something was wrong with his division captain. He quickly shouted to Kawaki, "You two can stop now! Captain is about to be swallowed up! It is Yato's instinct! If this goes on, he will become a beast that only knows how to kill! Stop quickly! "

"Beast? Don't make me laugh," Kawaki said disdainfully. At the same time, he raised his hand and pressed Kamui to the ground. He pressed it firmly and said, "This very cute newly born little rabbit is not like a beast."

'A hand!' Abuto's face was covered in sweat. He couldn't help but take two steps back. He looked at Kawaki in shock, 'A hand actually suppressed Captain in this state!'

"Hey, Nobita, stop playing." Kawaki looked at Kamui, who was struggling to stand up on the ground, "It doesn't matter about race or anything. A man, except in front of the woman he likes, if he can't control his instinct, he is not a man."

After listening for a while, Kamui quieted down and then laughed, "As expected of you. I wanted to try this kind of power that I just mastered, but I still lost."