Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 351: Remember to Inform Your Family Before You Leave! At Least Leave a Note!

Breakfast PK, the winner! Kawaki!!

After breakfast, Kamui dragged Abuto and followed Kawaki to his room like a stalker.

Afterward, seeing Kawaki sit down and skillfully turn on the computer and take out the game controller, Kamui also sat down with a smile and picked up another game controller.

"Let me remind you in advance. You won't have any chance of winning against me in this kind of matter." Kawaki casually reminded, "Even if I can lose in other things, but in the game, I have reasons and self-esteem that I absolutely cannot lose."

"I see, it turned out that it was because of my humble self-esteem that I didn't dare to see the result of my loss." Kamui smiled and said.

Hearing this, Kawaki's expression changed, and blue veins popped up on his face.

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FPS game PK, winner! Kawaki!!

"Look, I told you that you are still far behind in this kind of thing." Kawaki put down the game controller in his hand and snorted disdainfully.

"You're right. In this kind of neet-like life, I really can't compare to you, stupid uncle." Kamui said with a smile, but the game controller in his hand made a cracking sound.

"Don't break my game controller! Bastard!"

...

During lunchtime, Kamui once again fought with Kawaki, but the result was exactly the same as breakfast PK.

The difference in their appetite was visible to the naked eye. If Kamui was six, then Kawaki was nine or even ten.

After lunchtime, Kamui followed Kawaki to his room again and began a new round of competition.

Abuto sat helplessly on the floor behind the two of them. Although he was impatient, he did not dare to say anything. He could only keep quiet and watch the two of them compete.

However, it was different from the morning. Before the two of them could decide the winner, the door of Kawaki's room was pulled open at the same time as a certain bun-haired girl shouted.

"Stupid little uncle! TIt's time for this month's pocket money-aru!" Kagura shouted as she entered the room. However, when Kagura saw the figure sitting next to Kawaki, she was stunned.

"Ah, it's Kagura," Kawaki replied without turning his head, "Sorry, Little Uncle is currently engaged in a battle that absolutely can not be lost. Go to the shoe rack at the door and take it. Oh right, you can only take this month's share. You absolutely can't take more."

"Why are you here!!!" Kagura's eyes widened instantly and she rushed toward Kawaki and Kamui. She aimed at the back of their heads. Not only Kamui but Kawaki was also kicked into the computer screen at the same time.

Abuto stood up with a constipated expression on his face. Although he could stop Kagura just now, after hearing Kawaki's words, Abuto cleverly chose not to move.

"Ahahah~ Isn't this the stupid little sister whom I haven't seen for a long time? To actually see her in such a place, I really feel unhappy." Kamui said with a smile as he got up.

"Kagura!!" Kawaki looked at the broken computer screen in front of him and was stunned for a while before shouting, "You're going too far! Why do you involve me too? And didn't I say it already?! I'm currently in a battle that can not be lost! I absolutely can not lose!"

"Why is this idiot here?!" Kagura pointed to Kamui and looked at Kawaki and shouted, "Stupid Little Uncle has decided to form an idiot duo brother and debut on Earth-aru?!"

"It's not bad," Kamui said with a smile.

"Stop joking, Kagura." Kawaki waved his hand and said impatiently, "IDebuting with this kind of stinky kid will definitely not be popular, and maybe you won't be able to become a mainstream group for the rest of your life."

"Kamui, we should settle the score between us." Kagura suppressed the anger in her heart and looked at Kamui. She gritted her teeth while saying word by word, "I have been waiting for this day for a long time-aru!"

"Are you still concerned about that matter?" Kamui smile, "I have completely forgotten about it. After all, although she is a stupid sister, she is still my little sister. As the older brother, I will not hold a grudge."

"Bastard! If not for you taking all the money left by that baldy to repair your broken spaceship and become a pirate, I would not have been so miserable!" Kagura rolled her eyes and scolded, "Do you know how I lived all those years-aru?! That baldy only sent me a small amount of living expenses every month. In the end, I couldn't take it anymore, so I took the spaceship and came to Earth!"

"Spaceship?" Kawaki looked at Kamui in confusion, "Is that spaceship still there?"

"It's already scrapped," Kamui replied with a smile, "But I was really happy back then. I was sailing in space by myself."

"Little uncle, listen to me-aru." Kagura looked at Kawaki with a wronged expression, "This guy clearly said that he would take me on an adventure, but when I woke up, I found that this guy took all the money I had and only left a note. Isn't that too much? I often didn't eat enough during that time."

Kawaki nodded, then looked at Kamui and criticized him with a serious face, "Nobita, that is wrong!"

"No, I just feel that it is not good to take risks with my little sister. If I encounter danger, she will hold me back." Kamui replied.

"You should be the one who is holding me back!" Kagura retorted.

"Indeed, in a man's adventure, women are indeed weaker and more likely to fall into danger." Kawaki nodded again and then looked at Kagura, "In this regard, I think it is right for Nobita to not bring you along."

"Stop joking! At least leave some money for me!"

"Didn't I leave it some?" Kamui asked with a smile.

"It's only enough to eat two bowls of white rice every day! You bastard!!"

Looking at the increasingly angry Kagura and the always smiling Kamui, Kawaki finally could not help but reach out and separate the two.

"It's so noisy! If you want to quarrel, go out and quarrel!" Kawaki shouted.

"Just in time! Let this idiot have a good taste of being punched in the face by his little sister!" Kagura raised her umbrella and pointed it straight at Kamui.

"I don't care about that kind of fist that doesn't hurt at all. Anyway, it doesn't seem you have grown up." Kamui always had a casual smile on his face.

"Stop it!" Kawaki roared, "If you want to fight, go out and fight! When you are out of Yoshiwara, you can do whatever you want! Everything you break is money! It is all the money earned by the hard work of those women outside! Those who can't understand the hard work of others and only know how to vent their anger are not worthy to be called people! Remember this well, bastards!"

Only then did the two quiet down.

"I'm sorry..." Kagura pouted and said in a low voice.

"Not bad! It's good that you admit your mistake! Kagura performed well!" Kawaki nodded and then looked at Kamui, "Nobita, you too! Hurry up! Your sister has admitted her mistake in front of you. As her brother, you can't fall behind!"

Kamui smiled without saying anything.

"Sure enough, the older brother is not as good as little sister. In the end, there is still no progress at all." Kawaki sighed and then looked at Kagura, "Kagura, in view of your performance, this month's pocket money will be doubled!"

"Great!" Kagura instantly cheered, and then looked at Kamui with a face of ridicule, "Look, look. You are the one who has not grown up. You don't even have pocket money. It doesn't matter if you feel you have grown up, you still have to listen to other people's words."

"I see, being treated like a child can make you so happy," Kamui replied with a smile.

"Bastard!"

Looking at the enraged Kagura again, Kawaki helplessly looked at Abuto who was standing at the side, feeling somewhat at a loss, "Hey, that vice-captain over there, I'll leave these two brats to you. Watch over them and don't let them cause trouble. Otherwise, you will take responsibility for it. If it exceeds 10,000 yen, compensate me according to the price."

Without waiting for Abuto to refuse, Kawaki directly picked up the umbrella at the door of the room and stepped out of the room, leaving only one sentence behind, "I'll go buy a new computer display and a new game. I'll leave it to you before I come back."

Looking at the gradually disappearing back of Kawaki, as well as the brother and sister who were about to start a war, Abuto suddenly felt some regret. He regretted following his division captain to this remote and backward planet. If he had not come here, he would not have been asked to do such a troublesome thing.

But then Abuto felt a little lucky. He felt that if he had not come here, he might not have had the chance to see his division captain like this. He looked like a little child who refused to admit defeat and constantly provoked his sister...

However, before Abuto could sigh, Kamui and Kagura attacked at the same time and charged at each other.

"Hey! Can you two be considerate of me?!" Abuto hurriedly rushed forward...

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In the evening, Kawaki returned to Yoshiwara with a new computer display and a game disc that had just been released.

However, when Kawaki opened the door of his room, he was suddenly stunned. He saw that the entire room had been destroyed. It was not too much to call it a ruin now. Kagura and Kamui were sitting in two corners of the room with swollen faces. At this time, they were constantly provoking each other.

As for Abuto, he was even more miserable than the two of them. At this moment, he was sitting in the room with his bare upper body holding a bandage and was constantly bandaging his wounds.

The moment he saw Kawaki, Abuto suddenly felt as if he was bearing a heavy burden.

"That... Can you explain it a little?" Kawaki looked at Abuto expressionlessly.

"I've tried my best... I'm sorry." Abuto sighed helplessly, "Captain and his sister are not something ordinary people can stop. I have tried my best to stop them."

"Hey, Kagura, your pocket money for this month is halved. Also, Nobita, you don't need to eat dinner today." After saying that, Kawaki directly closed the door and turned away without looking back...