Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 350: The So-Called Life Was Made of Constant Defeat!

"Ah, sorry, sorry," Kawaki touched the back of his head and laughed foolishly. He looked at Kamui, who was already immobile on the floor and continued, "I was taken aback~ so the strike is a little heavy. But don't worry, I keep my hands, ahahaha..."

'Can't tell at all...' Abuto looked at Kamui who had lost consciousness on the ground and then looked at Ungyou who had also lost consciousness because he had been accidentally involved in the battle just now. The corners of his mouth twitched as he thought to himself, 'I can't tell who the monster is...'

"Nobita, next time, don't rush up casually at this kind of time." Kawaki frowned and complained. As he spoke, his expression changed slightly, "It's very dangerous~"

Feeling the momentary aura that suddenly erupted from Kawaki, Abuto trembled all over and widened his eyes. He looked at this seemingly casual man with a smile in disbelief.

'What kind of monster is this?' Abuto's face was instantly covered in cold sweat. He then unconsciously gulped down a mouthful of water, 'Captain... No, even Old Man Housen does not have this kind of aura...'

"The bearded one over there." Kawaki looked at Abuto with a smile, "I'll leave the two of them to you. Don't worry, they will only be unable to move for a period of time. They will recover in a few days."

As he spoke, Kawaki suddenly thought of something. He rubbed the back of his head and smiled. "Ah, sorry, I forgot that they are Yato with strong self-healing abilities. Then, they should be able to move in one night. And there should not be any sequelae."

"Yes..." The corners of Abuto's mouth twitched as he replied with a face full of cold sweat.

"Tsukki, let's go back." After saying that, Kawaki stretched and turned around again. Then, he let out a long yawn, "I'm sleepy. I played games for two days in a row. Then, I moved my body with the little brat. I can't open my eyes anymore..."

With that, Kawaki slowly walked toward the door.

Seeing this, Tsukuyo suppressed the shock in her heart and turned to glance at Abuto. She said, "The room is ready. It's next door."

"Yes..."

"Oh right! I almost forgot!" Kawaki, who had just walked to the door, suddenly thought of something. He immediately stopped in his tracks and turned around. He looked at Abuto with a smile on his face and said, "That man with a dirty beard over there, their a bathhouse and a barber shop downstairs. Don't forget it. If you don't have a point card, I can lend it to you."

Abuto really wanted to refute him, but when he thought of Kawaki's combat strength just now, he could only twitch the corner of his mouth and reveal a forced smile. He could only nod in agreement.

"That's it then. Good night." Kawaki smiled and said, "Also, let me remind you, don't cause any trouble in Yoshiwara at night. If you wake me up, I will be very distressed."

After saying that, Kawaki finally turned around and stepped out of the door. He did not look back and left his room. Because of this, Abuto felt relieved.

"Where did you find such a monster?" Abuto finally could not help but twitch the corner of his mouth and spit out.

Tsukuyo did not answer. Instead, she held her kiseru and slowly walked to the door.

...

When Kamui regained consciousness, the first thing he saw was Abuto, who looked like a completely different person. At this time, the beard on Abuto's face was clean and his hair was trimmed. It looked like when Kamui first time saw Abuto.

Kamui sat up and looked at Abuto with a smile. He raised his hand and greeted, "It's been a long time, Abuto."

"Don't laugh at me. Isn't your appearance funnier, Captain?" Abuto complained helplessly.

"Is that so?" Kamui looked down at his bandaged body, "It's no different from usual."

"..."

"Do you know how long it has been since you lost consciousness?" Abuto was speechless, "It took three full hours to wake up, and Ungyou over there would definitely not wake up for two days. Who is that man? I've never seen such a monster, but you two really look alike, brother?"

"Do you know? Abuto," Kamui turned his head to look at the window, "When I first met him, I was eight years old and he was seventeen years old. I didn't have any chance to fight back."

As he spoke, Kamui turned his head and smiled, "The second time, I was eighteen and he was twenty-seven. The result was still the same. This feeling is really unpleasant, Abuto."

"Uh..."

"I can't accept it," Kamui continued to smile, "Why could he do things that I couldn't do at that time? Why couldn't I do that kind of thing when I reached his age? Can you tell me? Abuto."

"Don't ask me such a question, Captain," Abuto complained helplessly, "Can we go back now? We already knew that Old Man Housen was no longer around, so could we go back now? I felt really uncomfortable here. Every moment, I felt like he was being stared at by some terrible monster. If I was careless, I would be eaten. In any case, we are also an endangered race in the universe. If I was killed in such a remote and remote place, it would be very embarrassing if word got out."

"Don't worry, Abuto." Kamui said with a smile, "That man can no longer bite his prey and no longer thirst for blood."

"Captain, don't say such incomprehensible words." Abuto sighed helplessly, "In the face of that monster, just his aura alone makes me breathless. Can you be a little more understanding of your subordinates?"

Just as he finished speaking, Abuto suddenly thought of something. He widened his eyes and looked at Kamui in shock. He continued, "Wait, Captain! According to what you just said, then Sir Housen..."

"Don't mind it, don't mind it," Kamui smiled and waved his hand, "Maybe he has become an ordinary grandpa on Earth. The only thing we need to know is that there is no longer a threat."

"If that's the case, then over there..." Abuto hesitated.

"Abuto, do you know? When some people changed, their past self was already dead."

"I... I understand."

"Moreover, the grandpa who was imprisoned in this place is incomparable to that man, isn't it?" Kamui smiled and continued to ask, "No matter how you compare it, this man is still more exciting."

"Captain, you should stop before you go too far." Abuto frowned and sighed, "If that man is serious, we will all be killed in an instant. Can't you see this? I don't want to collect your corpse in this remote place."

"Abuto, do you also have times of fear?"

"Even the endangered fighting race would not be able to fight against this kind of monster. I still have some self-knowledge about this," Abuto replied.

"I want to know why that man is so powerful. He has been looking for answers, but he still has no clue," Kamui continued, "He is completely different from Housen and that baldy. What is that? Why is it that compared to him, I feel like I'm standing still? Why?"

"I already said that you should not ask me this kind of question..." Abuto lowered his head heavily.

"Although it is a bit shameful, whether it is him or..." As he spoke, Kamui thought of Kouka, who was always busy working in the kitchen, "I wasn't able to dodge their fists even once."

"Captain, you are already strong enough." After a long time, Abuto slowly said, "Compared to when I first saw you, you are already strong enough. After all, you were able to fight against that Housen without falling behind."

"But when facing him, why does it seem like there is no progress?"

"I'm sleeping, I've heard the same words several times today." Abuto closed his eyes and leaned against the wall.

Kamui did not say anything else. Instead, he turned around and looked out the window with a smile on his face...

...

Early in the morning, breakfast time.

"Is this Kawaki-san's nephew, Kagura-chan's brother?" Hinowa smiled and looked at Kamui, who was crazily eating rice in the big wooden bucket, "The brother and sister really look alike."

"Hahahaha," Kawaki put down the bowl and chopsticks, patted Kamui's back beside him, smiled, and continued, "I'm sorry. Nobita has been a little ugly since he was a child, and it hasn't changed for so many years."

"No, compared to you, he is already considered elegant," Tsukuyo said mercilessly.

"Because I heard that Yato has a big appetite, so I worked hard to prepare it this morning," Hinowa said with a smile. Then she looked at Abuto, who was sitting on the table and did not dare to move, "Abuto, eat too. Today I prepared three times the amount of Kawaki-san's meal, it's definitely enough."

"It is indeed delicious." Kamui put down the large wooden bucket that he did not know how many times he had eaten empty. He wiped the rice on the corner of his mouth and looked at Hinowa with a smile, "Stupid uncle, you are really happy to be able to eat such delicious food every day."

"Who are you calling stupid?! Bastard!" Kawaki shouted.

"That's right, I also think Kawaki-san is very happy to be able to eat this kind of food every day, but it's really distressing to hear his complaints every day." Hinowa pretended to be distressed.

"If that's the case, then it really makes people distressed." Kamui agreed, and then picked up a large wooden bucket filled with white rice beside him and began to eat wildly.

"Tsk, I thought that after so many years, your personality would become a little more pleasing," Kawaki spat impatiently. Then, he also picked up a large wooden bucket filled with white rice beside him and began to eat wildly. As he ate, he said unclearly, "But... it did not at all. It's still that smelly brat that I can't get to like..."

'As expected...' Abuto looked at the two people who were eating gradually in sync and thought with a helpless expression, 'Even if it's eating, they are still fighting each other... Captain...'