Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 255: The [Basic Unit] of Combat Power Varies From Person to Person!

"No, it's equivalent to 7,930 Oppai." Kamenashi gave him a thumbs up and explained.

"It's not cute at all!" Shinpachi shouted, "That's perverted!"

"You bastard! Are you looking down on samurai?!" Kyubei stepped forward and grabbed Kamenashi's turtle shell. She said sternly, then her face turned slightly red, "I don't need an Oppai or anything. Change it to 7,930 [Bleep]..."

"Don't say anymore! That's even more disgusting!" Shinpachi hurriedly shouted.

"Next is you." Kamenashi looked at Sogo, who had been standing there with his hands on his back, with an indifferent attitude.

"Tsk, boring." Sogo spat and then took out a small whip from his back, "Speaking of which, there are so many turtles here. It must be very suitable to use turtles to practice turtle binding. Um... Can you introduce me to a turtle of the opposite sex?"

"Amazing!" Looking at the constantly rising value of the combat power measuring instrument, Kamenashi exclaimed, "8,000... 9,000... 10,000... The value is constantly rising! It's amazing!"

"It stops!" Kamenashi shouted again, "21,800..."

"As expected of Okita-san!" Shinpachi praised.

"S! It's 21,800 S!" Kamenashi said the second half of the sentence.

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him, "What's going on?! Didn't they say that only girls' units change? Why did Okita-san unit change."

"I'm not too sure about this," Kamenashi shook his head, "Maybe the unit will change when facing special people."

"I think I should know," Sogo murmured with his hands crossed, "21,800 is the number of times I tried to kill Hijikata-san."

"It seems that Hijikata-san is very difficult to deal with," Shinpachi said, twitching the corners of his eyes. Then, he looked at Old Gintoki and Old Kawaki, who was sitting drinking tea, and the portrait of Toshiro on the ground, "Speaking of which, it might be better for Hijikata-san to become like this. At least he doesn't have to face Okita-san's assassination anymore..."

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kagura, who was at the side, impatiently stretched out her hand and shouted, "It's my turn now! Come quickly and check how many Oppai I have-aru!"

"Oh," After responding, Kamenashi looked at something. But then, Kamenashi was shocked and took a step back, "Unbelievable! Unbelievable! 8,000... 9,000... 10,000... the number keeps rising!"

Suddenly, Kamenashi discovered something and continued, "No, no! It's falling! It's not 10,000 O, but minus 10,000 O! I can't believe it. What's going on?! Why does it keep falling? "

"It's the two people behind and the portrait!" Kamenashi finally discovered the reason that affected the combat power measuring device, "The combat power of the two old men and the portrait is -15,000... -30,000... It's still dropping! It has reached the lowest value. Not good..."

Before Kamenashi could finish speaking, the combat power measuring device in his ear issued a "beep beep beep beep" alarm, followed by a "bang" sound.

"There's no way to measure it anymore..." Kamenashi glanced at the combat power measuring device that had shattered into pieces on the ground and said with a face full of pity.

"-30,000... How much burden they are..." Shinpachi looked at Kawaki and Gintoki, sitting on the ground with their teacups in hand, and muttered, "Even if we all work together, there's no way to make up for it!"

"-30,000..." Kamenashi sighed softly and then explained to himself, "This value is a level that even a nursing home can't handle. Even if these two people are placed in two groups, that are -15,000. That's a big gap."

"Wait a minute..." Old Toshiro's portrait shouted, "What about me? Count me in too, bastard! Are you going to abandon me because I'm a portrait?!"

Ignoring Old Toshiro's portrait ridicule, Kamenashi continued, "There's nothing we can do about it. Even if it's just a little, to increase the value of each person, bring a hundred pieces of kelp. Although it's just a drop in the bucket, it's better to have it than not."

"No, it's better if there isn't," Shinpachi retorted without hesitation, "Why does the combat power rise if you bring kelp?"

"Then I'll take three hundred pieces-aru! I'll fill the hole in Gin-chan!" Kagura shouted.

However, just as Kagura finished speaking, a bullet hit the tip of Kyubei's foot not far away.

"That is!" Kyubei looked in the direction of the bullet and found a turtle with a sniper rifle in the palace not far ahead. After the turtle noticed his position was exposed, he quickly changed it.

"Not good! We were discovered!" Kamenashi shouted to the crowd behind him, "If you stand together, you will be attacked. Everyone spread out!"

"I will go up from this side. Be careful..." Sogo began climbing up the tall wall at the side as he spoke.

"We will also attack from this side." Kyubei was the second to climb up.

"Shinpachi, the few of you take another route. Leave this place to us-aru!" Kagura also climbed up.

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi, holding Toshiro's portrait, pointed at Old Kawaki and Old Gintoki behind him with bulging veins, "Didn't you say that you would divide the combat power evenly into three parts?! What's the point of using a combat power measuring device?! My side seems to be full of rubbish! Why don't you take an old man away?!"

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he found that Sogo and the other two were climbing even faster.

"You can definitely hear me! You are definitely ignoring me on purpose!" Shinpachi cursed again, "At least take the portrait away! Bastards!"

"They are coming!" Looking at the turtle soldiers rushing towards them, Hasegawa reminded.

"Shinpachi-kun, leave this place to us! Hurry up and leave!" Kamenashi turned around and reminded.

"What? Do you want me to carry the portrait and take these old men with me?!" Shinpachi shouted, "Why did it have to be me?!"

"I'll leave the future of Ryugu Palace and Earth to you young people." Kamenashi turned around and put on his sunglasses again, looking ready to die.

"They are not young at all, okay! One has already become a portrait!"

Hasegawa took two steps forward and adjusted the sunglasses on his face.

"Do you want to fight with me?" Kamenashi chuckled, "It's really embarrassing to ask you to do such a terrible job."

"Hey! I'm clearly the one doing a terrible job, okay!" Shinpachi shouted from behind.

"Heh, it's nothing. I've already discarded my life once before." Hasegawa chuckled, "For a veteran, death is just a form of relief."

"The ones here are the veterans!" Shinpachi shouted again.

"Go! Go! Let's take them all to hell!" As he shouted, Kamenashi hid in the turtle shell.

"Oh!" Hasegawa also hid in the turtle shell.

Then, the two of them shouted and rolled toward the turtle soldiers...

However... all the turtle soldiers consciously made a path for the two of them... Then, the turtle shell continued to roll along the road until it rolled to the edge of Ryugu Palace and fell...

"It's completely useless!!!" Holding the portrait, Shinpachi carried Old Kawaki and Old Gintoki on his back and turned around to flee desperately.

...

On the other side.

"The last hope of saving the earth is actually such a person. It's really surprising." Otohime looked at the figure of Shinpachi in the mirror in front of her and laughed sinisterly.

Then, Otohime turned to look at Tsukuyo and Otae, who were tied up and hanging in the air, "But don't worry, they will follow you soon. You two should go to that world first."

Looking at Otohime in front of her, Otae spat disdainfully and then remembered the scene at that time...

...

More than ten minutes ago, Otae stood in front of Otohime while Tsukuyo stood behind Otohime with a kunai and asked for the way to recover...

"Do you think that you have already won?" Otohime glanced at Tsukuyo behind her and laughed loudly, "I have lived for thousands of years! You are still not enough to deal with me with these methods!"

Tsukuyo said disdainfully, "Don't be silly. As long as I use a little strength, your head..."

Before she finished speaking, Tsukuyo suddenly felt a sense of danger. She instantly retreated a few steps and withdrew from her original position. At the same time, several bullets also hit Tsukuyo's previous position.

"Sniper..." Tsukuyo looked up and muttered.

"Tsukuyo-san! Are you alright?" Otae shouted with concern.

"Ah... I'm okay..." Tsukuyo replied.

"Great..." Otae said happily. However, Otae immediately saw the blood on Tsukuyo's right leg, "No... That is..."

"It's okay; I just got shot accidentally..."Tsukuyo replied, "The most important thing now is to force out the recovery method."

"The recovery method?" Otohime couldn't help but laugh, "It seems that a few of you have been fooled by Kamenashi. How could there be such a method... Hahahaha..."

"What did you say..." Otae involuntarily took a few steps back and looked at Otohime in disbelief.

At the same time, rifles were pressed against the back of Otae and Tsukuyo's heads.

"After all, you are going to die. Then, before that, I will be merciful and tell you," Otohime glanced at Otae and Tsukuyo. Then, she slowly turned around and said to the two, "There is no way to restore the human that has become old because of the Treasure Chest G gas! This world is finished!"

"You're crazy! Why do you do this kind of thing?!" Otae, who had been tied up again, scolded Otohime.

"Why?" Otohime turned to look at Otae, "I just don't like it! I don't like seeing you who are still young and beautiful! Why am I the only one who has become old?! Why?!"

As she spoke, Otohime looked at the turtle soldier at the side and ordered, "Enough, take them down and feed them to the sharks."