Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 254: Beauty Is Like the Fruit of Summer...

After dealing with the two turtle soldiers behind her, Tsukuyo winked at Otae again, indicating that Otae should continue to divert the other side's attention. In contrast, she continued to look for a breakthrough.

"But after seeing your appearance, I feel it is better to just forget about it and throw you aside. Because no matter how you look at it, I still look cuter." Otohime continued to talk to herself, and then she couldn't help but chuckle to express her disdain.

Hearing this, the veins on Otae's face suddenly burst, and she rolled up her sleeves and scolded, "Huh?! Bring it on! If you have the ability, Show your face! Let's settle this fairly, you wench!!"

"Huh?!" Otohime also shouted, "You want to fight?! You think you can beat me?!!"

Immediately after, Otohime stood up and kicked away the screen in front of her. She pointed at Otae's nose with bulging blue veins and shouted, "You are just a brat! If I was younger! If only I were younger..."

Looking at the old lady in front of her, Otae was stunned at first. After a few seconds, she pointed at her and shouted, "Your age isn't your only problem!!!"

And at this time, Otohime finally realized that there was only one girl in front of her, Otae, and behind Otae were her two turtle soldiers who had fainted.

"The other one..." Before Otohime could finish, a kunai was already pressed against her neck.

"Hey, hurry up and explain everything that needs to be explained. What is the method of recovery?" Tsukuyo's cold voice sounded behind Otohime.

...

On the other side, Kamenashi led Kawaki and the others toward the palace where Otohime was located.

"I was once the Captain of Otohime's bodyguard at Ryugu Palace.," Kamenashi said as he walked, "That's right. At that time, Otohime was like the most brilliant pearl of the ocean. Ryugu Palace was a paradise that soared across the universe. No one bound us, and we didn't encroach upon anyone. We were a free country."

"Why would such a Ryugu Palace dwell at the bottom of such a remote planet..." Kamenashi stopped and looked at the people behind him. "Do you want to know?"

"No, I'm not interested at all..." Old Kawaki leaned on crutches tremblingly, "Um... I just want to know how long it will be until lunchtime. Also, can I watch women's body exercise during lunch?"

"And..." Old Gintoki raised his hand and said. However, he only said two words before he fell silent. After a few seconds, Old Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and asked, "What am I going to say?"

"You don't know?!" Shinpachi said with veins popping out, "If you don't know, then shut up!"

"That..." Old Toshiro muttered from the portrait in Shinpachi's hands, "Have you bought the mayonnaise yet?"

"That's enough! You guys!" Shinpachi suppressed his anger, "Whether it's lunch or mayonnaise, it has to wait until Otohime is defeated! You guys just shut up!"

"Ahem, then I will tell you the reason." Kamenashi cleared his throat, then turned his head and walked forward again. He explained, "Long ago. a young man came to Ryugu Palace. He had rescued one of our messenger turtles and was specially invited here."

"At that time, the young and beautiful Otohime-sama had a good impression of the kind-hearted young man and treated him warmly. However..." After a pause, Kamenashi continued, "The time difference between the Earth and Ryugu Palace, which flies far distances between planet nations, is much different. So, when the man returned to Earth, everyone he loved was gone. Upon hearing this, Otohime became very sorrowful. Therefore, she ordered Ryugu Palace to sink into the sea of this island country... and never fly up again... "

"In order not to cause another tragedy, she abandoned her status and reputation. She used to be a kind, beautiful, and noble person. When did such Otohime become what she is now..." There was a little sadness on Kamenashi's face, "As Otohime grew older and passed the 2,000-year mark, her desire for beauty became extremely strong. She sent her soldiers to search everywhere in search of ways to keep herself young. She consumed a lot of money on stupid research and made Ryugu Palace bankrupt..."

"For some reason, what was completed in the process had the opposite effect, that isTreasure Chest G!" Kamenashi pushed up his sunglasses and continued, "After that, Otohime gave up on returning to her youth. She wanted to change the people around her and not herself. She wanted to drag the people around her into the water. In other words, she wanted to make this planet people into old geezers!"

"That's right!" Kamenashi stopped and looked up at the palace not far away. That was where Otohime was located, "Otohime will never recognize someone more beautiful than herself. To make herself the only beautiful existence, she planned to turn the earth into a planet with only the old people."

"Just because... because of that selfish reason..." Shinpachi lowered his head and shouted unhappily, "Is it okay to make the world so chaotic just because of that reason?! Do you think you will still be forgiven if you deprive others of their [summer vacation]?"

"The so-called history has always been changed because of the personal affairs of the person in power." Kamenashi replied without turning his head, "She's 3000 years old. She's lived a very long time... too long. In the long years, she has lost so many important things. The only way to stop her is to put an end to her life."

"The method to restore everyone to their original state... and what about Sis and Miss Tsukuyo..." Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Kamenashi.

"I'm afraid they are all there," Kamenashi pointed to the tall and resplendent palace not far away, "Where Otohime is!"

...

"Alright, now we will split into three groups. We may be caught in one fell swoop if this group operation is discovered." Kamenashi stood in front of everyone and proposed with a serious face, "After dividing into three groups, no matter who is caught, the rest will go to Otohime, even if there is only one person left!"

"But..." Shinpachi raised his hand and asked, "If we divide our combat power into three parts, can we still pass through Ryugu Palace's security?"

"Indeed, what you said is a big problem. The number of people now is very tight. We can at least confuse and distract them by splitting up...." Kamenashi took off his sunglasses and put on a combat power measuring instrument as he spoke, "Let's see if we can divide up our power evenly."

"What is that..." Shinpachi scoffed expressionlessly, "I think I've seen it in other works."

"It's a combat power measuring device," Kamenashi explained, "When it comes to average combat power, it must be a combat power measuring device that measures combat power. "

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi pointed at Kamenashi and shouted, "Enough with Dragon Balls! Why are you still playing at a time like this?! Sure enough, you are the one who caused Toriyama-sensei to spill the ink, right?!"

"No, no, no, no," Kamenashi quickly explained, "I won it in a raffle at the temple fair."

"Do you think we are idiots?!"

"This way, we can easily divide your combat power into three parts." As he spoke, Kamenashi looked at Shinpachi, "Let's start with you... 362 K... Hmm, not bad; you're already amazing at your age."

"What does K mean? I don't know the benchmark of measurement..." Shinpachi narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Is it very powerful? That?"

"In other words, you have the combat ability equivalent to 362 pieces of kelp," Kamenashi explained.

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi shouted, "Why is it kelp?! A piece of kelp has no fighting power at all!"

"Ordinary people are about 360 K," Kamenashi continued, "You have two more kelp than ordinary people, which is already very powerful."

"Just two pieces?! What do my ten years of sword practice count as?!" Shinpachi was somewhat doubtful of life.

"Hey, Kamenashi, can I use these sunglasses?" Hasegawa took the sunglasses that Kamenashi had just taken off, looked at Kamenashi, and asked, "I can't calm down without the sunglasses."

After saying that, Hasegawa put on the sunglasses.

At this time, Kamenashi also measured Hasegawa's combat power and said, "Your combat power is 600 K."

Hearing this, Shinpachi was the first to explode, "Why! Why is Hasegawa higher than me?!"

"Hehe, you can't judge a book by its cover. That's what happens." Hasegawa crossed his arms and chuckled. However, just as he finished speaking, Hasegawa's sunglasses fell off.

Along with the sunglasses, the value of the combat power measuring device fell...

"No!" Kamenashi corrected him, "After taking off the sunglasses, the combat power is only 1 K!"

"Why?!" Hasegawa shouted.

"Ah, I know-aru." Kagura raised her hand and said, "Madao wears sunglasses, so the sunglasses are the real thing."

"No, this is too strange." Hasegawa shook his head, then pointed to himself and continued, "If the value is only 1 K, doesn't it mean I am not even a human? It is just a piece of kelp?"

"Next, it's your turn..." As he spoke, Kamenashi ignored Hasegawa, who had fallen into the shadow of self-doubt as he hugged his legs. Instead, he looked at Kyubei, who was hugging her arms, "Amazing! The combat power is 7930 O!"

"What is O? Why did the unit change when it was her turn?" Hearing Kamenashi's praise, Shinpachi could not help but retort again.

"In the case of girls, the unit will change and become a little cuter," Kamenashi explained.

"I see, I got it," Shinpachi raised his index finger and said confidently, "It's equivalent to 7,930 flowers, right?"