Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 256: Older Gingers Are More Spicy

Looking at the sharks in the pond below Tsukuyo and Otae, who were attracted by the blood dripping from Tsukuyo's injured leg with their mouths open and eagerly looking forward, Otohime gave another sinister smile.

"This is the consequence of making me angry..."

Otae glanced at the scene below and then stared straight at Otohime in front of them, "If you want to kill them, kill them. If you don't like them, kill them. If you see someone younger and prettier than you, you have to turn them into old people. If you do this kind of thing, you will never get true beauty. Even if you can get eternal youth, no matter how gorgeous your clothes are, I can stick out my chest and tell you that you are... very ugly... so ugly that it makes people laugh!"

Hearing this, Otohime could no longer hold back her anger. She reached out, pinched Otae's face, and cursed, "Do you dare to continue talking?! Brat! What do you know?! What can a young and beautiful person like you understand?!"

As she spoke, Otohime's face showed a little unbearable expression, "To age alone in a few thousand years, but you must live on... A woman's mood... A person's mood that has become ugly and rotten but can not die!! You don't understand anything!!"

"You're not the only one who's aged," Otae continued to stare fixedly at Otohime. "No matter how beautiful a person is, sooner or later, they will become full of wrinkles until they die. Even so, even if their appearance and figure have changed, don't they still want something to remain unchanged? Even if this body is destroyed, no matter how many years have passed, they will still want to believe that there are still things that can't be destroyed, right?"

Speaking up to this point, Otae forcefully shook her head and broke away from Otohime's hand, saying the last sentence...

"Even if we are full of wrinkles, we won't lose to you because we know what true beauty is!"

Hearing this, Otohime also retracted her hand and snorted, "True beauty will not be destroyed. It's really interesting."

"That man..." Tsukuyo, pale due to excessive blood loss, muttered, "You miss that man..."

Hearing Tsukuyo's words, Otohime's eyes widened, and then she waved to the side. The turtle who was controlling the rope saw it and pressed the switch to control the rope without any explanation.

"He will come back! He will definitely come back! That man will definitely come back!" Otohime shouted at Otae and Tsukuyo, who were falling rapidly like a madman.

"You..." Otae looked at Otohime in disbelief. She wanted to say something but had already fallen into the pond. Tsukuyo was the same.

...

On the other side, Shinpachi hid in a corner with Old Kawaki and Old Gintoki.

"I can't care about you anymore." Shinpachi sighed softly.

"Young people nowadays really don't respect the old and love the young at all." Old Kawaki shook his head and sighed bitterly, "Enough! Don't worry about it! You can go and live on your own! We old bones have lived enough! Wait! Old Toshiro! Gintoki and I will come to accompany you immediately!"

"Then can I trouble you to get off my back before saying that?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, "What do you mean I've lived long enough? You don't want to die at all! You're still holding on to my clothes!"

"Hey, Kawaki..." Old Gintoki, lying on Shinpachi's back and holding Shinpachi's clothes tightly, suddenly said, "There's no difference between a women's sumo and women's wrestling. Don't cause trouble for the children."

"That was yesterday's topic, right? Why are you still using this?!" Shinpachi shouted.

At the same time, Shinpachi looked behind him and confirmed that there were no pursuers. Then he carefully advanced again.

"Can't the two of you come down and walk for a while?" Shinpachi sighed, "I'm also very tired, okay? Even if you become old people, can't you two become the kind of old people who will understand young people?"

"Speaking of which..." Kawaki muttered, "It's not lunchtime yet? I'm starving."

"Kawaki, you..." Old Gintoki muttered, "Do you only think about that kind of thing when you become an old man?"

"Shut up, you stinking old man!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and cursed, "If you don't know when to stop, I'll throw the two of you to the Bermuda Triangle! Speaking of which, the two of you are less useful than the Hijikata-san, who turned into a portrait! Hijikata-san can be used to block bullets; what about you guys?!"

"Is my role to block bullets for you?!" Toshiro, on the portrait, cursed, "If I had heard this sentence three hundred years ago, I would have definitely killed you! Young people nowadays are really getting worse and worse..."

"It's really bad." Shinpachi held his forehead and muttered, "If I fight Otohime in this state, I will obviously be killed..."

As he spoke, Shinpachi found himself at the end of the corridor, and in front of him was a huge metal door.

"This is..." Shinpachi murmured, then pressed the switch next to the door and walked in.

Old Kawaki and Old Gintoki also climbed down from Shinpachi's back, but... because of age, the two back hurt at the same time, and now they were lying on the ground, rubbing their back with tears in their eyes.

"I say, the two of you..." Shinpachi looked at Kawaki and Gintoki's faces which were full of pain, "At this age, don't act cool again!"

Kawaki stood up with his walking stick, gritted his teeth, and said, "We won't lose to young people..."

"What do you mean by not losing to young people?! Are you referring to the degree of bending into a boomerang?!" Shinpachi shouted with veins popping out, then looked around the room.

However, when he gazed in a particular direction, Shinpachi's eyes widened instantly, "That... that is!"

...

On the other side.

Otohime stood next to the pond and looked at the water's surface, which became calm. She gently waved the fan in her hand, "Is this over? What a stupid woman. Do you think you will have a good end if you disobey me?"

"Well, it's over. I think it has become a pile of ugly bones. Now I don't even have the desire to see it." As she spoke, Otohime turned around and said, "Next, it should be..."

Before Otohime could finish speaking, there was a sudden sound of water splashing and shouting from behind her. Otohime subconsciously turned around and saw Kyubei, Otae, and Kagura shouting and rushing toward her.

Beside them, Sogo was squatting on the ground, drenched, bandaging the wound on Tsukuyo's leg.

Seeing that the three of them were about to attack, Otohime quickly jumped down to the side.

Boom!

"You... Why are you bastards here!" Otohime, who had avoided the disaster, pointed at the three people in front of her with her trembling fingers. But then, Otohime saw that the pond's water level was falling rapidly. There was actually a huge hole at the bottom of the pond, "No way! You actually broke the ceiling from below!"

Then, Otohime stood up and shouted, "Guards! Get them!"

Seeing the turtle soldiers rushing from all directions, Kagura and Kyubei took the lead and rushed forward.

Sogo also picked up a weapon on the ground and stood before Tsukuyo, "I'm sorry. The rest of the women don't matter, but she won't do. After all, I already owe the boss a lot. At least this time, I should pay back a little!"

As he spoke, Sogo also rushed to the turtle soldiers in front of him.

Looking at the turtle soldiers continuously defeated by these three people, Otohime staggered back two steps and kept muttering, "No... impossible... There are only a few people..."

In the end, seeing that the situation was not good, Otohime made up her mind and turned to run.

Seeing this, Kagura and Kyubei quickly cleared a path for Otae. Otae and the two looked at each other and nodded. Then they directly rushed in the direction where Otohime fled.

...

Otae followed Otohime into a closed corridor.

"Didn't I say it before? No matter what we become, we won't lose to you!" Otae stood at the corridor entrance and looked at Otohime's back.

"I..." Otohime turned his head and shouted with bloodshot eyes, "I will never admit that kind of thing! The most beautiful person in the world is me! The winner of this battle is also me! I will never admit to a guy who is even more beautiful than me!"

With that, Otohime directly rushed forward, rolled up her sleeves, and gave Otae a few fierce slaps.

"You are just a younger girl! See if I don't slap you, ugly and swollen!" Otohime slapped and cursed simultaneously, but... all of a sudden, Otohime found that Otae in front of her was so beautiful, even in the pitiful posture she showed when she was being slapped...

"So beautiful... Impossible..." Otohime muttered in disbelief. At the same time, her hand also stopped, "The beauty she displayed while being hit was like the beauty of a blooming rose!"

"Hmph, do you think this kind of slap can turn me into an ugly monster?" Otae snorted in disdain. Then, she clenched her fist and threw it directly at Otohime's face, "This time, it's my turn!"

Boom!!!

Otohime was directly sent flying and fell to the ground with a nosebleed.

'What?! A punch?! Would an ordinary person punch a girl's face?!' At this time, Otohime looked at Otae smiling, who was not far away and began to doubt life.

However, Otae obviously did not want to let Otohime off so easily. She directly jumped up and sat on Otohime's body. She still smiled and waved her fist continuously at Otohime's face.

'Furthermore, she's hitting places that'll definitely make me ugly. What an annoying woman!' Otohime thought to herself as she got beaten up, 'And she's made all the flowers behind me scatter so gracefully. I can't keep up with this! It seems that I can only use my trump card!'

Thinking of this, Otohime finally counterattacked. Her left hand supported the ground, her index and middle fingers directly inserted into Otae's nose, stopping her.

"Take this!! Nose hooks!!" Otohime shouted with a ferocious face.