Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 253: Ryugujo: 10

"The only option is to ask that Otohime in person." Kyubei replied, "Although I feel she won't tell us easily."

"Isn't this good? Gin-san like this?" Otae looked at the sleepy Old Gintoki and said. Then she looked at Tsukuyo, who was beside her, "Tsukuyo-san thinks the same way, right? After all, Kawaki-san is the same."

"Uh... Mm." Tsukuyo murmured as she held her forehead.

"That..." At this moment, Kawaki finally woke up. He looked at the people in front of him and slowly said, "Is it really impossible? Change it to women's wrestling or something."

"Shut up! You perverted old man! Do you only think about that kind of thing at this time?!" Tsukuyo finally couldn't help but stand up, pointing at Kawaki's nose and cursing, "Do you want me to send you to heaven right now and turn you into a portrait? Bastard!"

"Calm down! Miss Tsukuyo!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped her, "Kawaki-san is an old man now! Although he was disrespectful, there is no doubt that he is now an old man!"

"Hey, isn't this Shinpachi-kun..." Kawaki turned to look at Shinpachi, "I haven't seen you for three hundred years, but you are still... virgin."

"Don't stop me; let me kill this stinky old man!" Shinpachi cursed and was about to rush over, but Kyubei stopped him.

"It's so noisy," Sogo, who was lying on the ground with an eyepatch, slowly got up and opened his eyepatch, complaining, "I just slept for a while..."

"Is it time to sleep now?!" Shinpachi shouted, "Aren't you a policeman? Shouldn't you be the first to destroy that Otohime's ambition at this time?!"

"Ah, sorry," Sogo replied, "I was on leave today."

"Is that more important than saving the world?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Of course," Sogo replied, "After all, my mayonnaise deputy chief is not the kind of person who would give overtime pay when he says he will. The police also have all kinds of troubles."

"That... Kawaki," At this time, Gintoki suddenly looked at Kawaki and said, "There is no difference between women's sumo and women's wrestling. Don't cause trouble for the children."

"This is the content of the last chapter, right?" Shinpachi shouted. "Aren't you retorting a little too slowly?!"

"I see," Kawaki replied, then slowly turned to look at the crowd again, "Um... can we change it to women's body exercise? It's like the women's body exercise that Master Roshi watched when we were young."

"There is no such thing at all!" Shinpachi cursed, "And what, Master Roshi? Don't play Dragon Ball anymore, okay?! He has played a lot from the beginning to now, okay!"

"Hey, you guys, be quiet." Four turtle soldiers stood outside the iron cell and pointed their guns at everyone.

Seeing this, everyone quieted down, then a turtle opened the door and came in.

"The two women over there, come with us." A turtle pointed at Otae and Tsukuyo.

"Wait, I'm also..." Kyubei wanted to say something but was stopped by Otae.

Then, Otae and Tsukuyo stood up and followed the turtles out.

...

Looking at the backs of Otae and Tsukuyo, Shinpachi shouted, "Sis! Miss Tsukuyo!"

"Calm down, Shinpachi," said Kyubei, "Don't disrupt Otae-chan and Tsukuyo-san's plans."

"Plans? What do you mean?" Shinpachi was confused, but then he reacted, "So you mean the two of them follow on purpose? To find out the situation!"

"Ah, that should be the case." Kyubei nodded, "What we have to do now is trust the two of them. They are not weak women."

"But... we can't just sit here and wait without doing anything, right?" Shinpachi murmured with a frown.

"No, it's not doing nothing-aru." Kagura stood up and kicked the entire iron cell.

"Amazing! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi praised.

"Alright, now we can split up with Otae and destroy that Otohime's ambition together." As she spoke, Kyubei stood up and led everyone out of the cell.

However, just as they walked out of the cell, they were discovered by a group of turtle soldiers patrolling by the side.

"Someone broke out of prison! Shoot them!" A turtle shouted, and then dense bullets shot over.

Seeing this, everyone could only hide behind Toshiro's portrait.

"Wait a minute!" Toshiro shouted, "Why are you hiding behind my portrait? Give some respect for the dead, you bastards!"

As soon as Toshiro finished speaking, Sogo, Kyubei, and Kagura had already dashed along the wall and dealt with these patrolling turtle soldiers in no time.

However, just as it ended, everyone found Kamenashi, who was being held by a turtle soldier. Still, before the turtle could shout, Kawaki and Gintoki threw out Toshiro's portrait and knocked the turtle to the ground.

"So, didn't we already say? Don't underestimate the old people!" Kawaki and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Before that, show some respect for the dead!" Toshiro shouted from the portrait.

...

On the streets of Ryugu Palace.

Kawaki and the others, who had successfully changed their clothes(with turtle shells on their back), followed behind Kamenashi and pretended to be the member of Ryugu Palace's guards.

"Hey, hey, is this really okay?" Hasegawa, who was at the back of the line, spoke.

"If we are exposed, it's over..." Shinpachi looked at the turtle soldiers with heavy weapons passing.

"So you must act like a turtle. Once you behave unsteadily, you will be discovered immediately." Kamenashi turned around and reminded in a low voice.

"Act like a turtle? I don't think you look like a turtle at all; you are just an ordinary uncle." Hasegawa complained.

"Don't forget to add kelp and seaweed at the end of your sentence." Kamenashi reminded again.

"You didn't even say it yourself!" Shinpachi couldn't help but retort.

However, at this moment, everyone suddenly heard a cry of surprise.

Everyone subconsciously turned their heads and saw Kagura, carrying a turtle shell, lying on the ground with tears in her eyes. There was a group of turtle soldiers around Kagura.

Sogo, carrying a turtle shell on his back, was cheering for Kagura beside her, "Come on, Kagura! Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale!"

"Hey! This isn't good! This girl is going to lay eggs! Hurry up and call the midwife!" A turtle soldier shouted.

"No, no, there's no need." Hasegawa rubbed the back of his head and walked over. He lowered his voice and said to the turtle soldiers, "We will take good care of her. I'm sorry to cause you trouble."

After listening to Hasegawa, the group of turtle soldiers slowly left.

...

"You went too far! You two!" Shinpachi slapped Sogo and Kagura on the head.

"Because didn't you say you must act like a turtle-aru?" Kagura complained in a low voice. Sogo, who was at the side, cupped his hands and nodded in agreement.

"Hey, enough is enough; what if the enemy finds out?" Kyubei couldn't help but remind them.

"Shinpachi-kun, Shinpachi-kun," Kawaki turned to look at Shinpachi, "Isn't it time for lunch yet?"

"How can there be such a thing! We are saving Earth now! Do you only think about lunch?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Hey... Kawaki," Gintoki looked at Kawaki and said slowly after a few seconds, "We are saving Earth now. Do you only want to have lunch?"

"Too slow! Although I understand you want to help me, aren't you too slow?!" Shinpachi held his forehead and muttered, "You don't have to force yourself to repeat what I've already retorted."

"That... Shinpachi-kun," Gintoki looked at Shinpachi. After a few seconds, he slowly said, "We haven't seen each other for three hundred years, and you are still a virgin..."

"Can I leave these two dead old men behind? Can I?!" Shinpachi cursed, "Why is it that the two of them are even more irritating after becoming old men?!"

"That..." The portrait on the side spoke up, "Please... burn a bottle of mayonnaise for me... I'm hungry..."

"You are no different from them!" Shinpachi shouted.

"I haven't seen you in three hundred years, but all the young people nowadays have this kind of virtue," Kawaki sighed, "Although we loved to play when we were young, we still respect the elderly."

"Yes, the young people nowadays are really..." Gintoki agreed.

"There is no need to show respect to the two of you!" Shinpachi was a little angry.

...

On the other side, Tsukuyo and Otae were escorted to a palace by the turtle soldiers. This was the residence of the real master of Ryugu Palace, Otohime.

However, Tsukuyo and Otae did not see Otohime's true face because there was a screen between Otohime and the two people.

"Otohime-sama, we have brought the prisoners over." A turtle soldier bent down and said to Otohime, who was on the other side of the screen.

"What a persistent guy," a female voice came from inside the screen, "Are they still planning to resist me? I appreciate their unwillingness to give up. They are simply incredible companions."

Tsukuyo glanced at the two people holding rifles behind her and then secretly winked at Otae.

Otae understood, then stepped forward and said with a smile, "Are you Otohime-sama? You called someone over but didn't even let them see your face, or do you have a face that can't be seen?"

"Hehehe~," Otohime chuckled, "What a spirited young girl. I heard that there are two beauties among the rebels. That's why I called you two over. Don't worry. If you guys were young and beautiful girls. I wasn't just going to make you old. I would've taken your life...."

At this time, Tsukuyo had already silently dealt with the two turtle soldiers behind her. Even Otohime did not hear a single sound...