Reject Humanity, Return to Monke

A/N: No lemon, just suggestive language.

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After making sure that there wasn't anything missing from my tent, which I'm pretty sure had no value to me anyway, since I keep most of my valuable stuff in my inventory, I headed back out to see if I could help any others with their tent set-ups.

Looking at Oshurkova's side, I saw that they were almost done, Typhial beaming at the praise Oshurkova kept sending her way, with Reia's face twitching at the excessive praise being sent to the harpy.

Keia… was being herself… I guess… I still can't figure out how she acts, other than she is a dominatrix in the… intimate part of a relationship…

Although, what I can say about her is that she is serious about Oshurkova's well-being, as well as her twin sister's.

Moving away from the group of girls who I'm sure would give me a headache if I were to approach, I made my way towards the only lone Dungeon Master who was having trouble with setting up her tent.

"Catalina, need help?" I spoke up from behind her, her cat ears perched atop her head twitching at my voice. She stopped what she was doing and looked at me with a glare, before she looked back at her unpropped tent.

"Sure." She stepped to the side a bit so I could get a better look at the tent she was trying to prop up. I noticed that nothing was inside, so I had a very stupid idea, but if it works, I may as well be a genius. Yeah, right, I just need more practice with it…

"You know, let me try something." Catalina looked at me with a raise of her eyebrow, before shrugging and stepping away from me as I focused on the heap of cloth lying on the ground. Without much hassle, I stored the unpropped tent inside my inventory, and placed it back on the ground.

And it seems that my plan worked.

"… Once again, allow me to say this… Lucky bastard." Catalina half-scowled, half-pouted as she touched the tent that was now fully propped up. "Think you can teach me that?"

"… You're rather blunt, aren't you?" I looked at her with a raised eyebrow, which prompted her to shrug once more and snicker.

"Yeah, well, get used to it. This cat's trademark is bluntness cranked up all the way to eleven. You want something said, run it by me, and we'll see if I can announce it to the others." Catalina smirked as she slapped my butt cheeks with her hand. "Damn, you could grind iron on those."

"… Pretty bold too." In response to this, Catalina just laughed as she made her way towards the entrance of her tent.

"Ha! You callin' me bold? Well, you're right." The catwoman smiled as she tugged on her tight shirt, a little bit of cleavage showing as she sultrily smirked at me, my eyes being drawn to those valleys, causing Catalina to laugh. "Well? Care to have some fun? It's been a while since I've had some, and frankly, it's frustrating."

My mind grinded to a halt as the words that left Catalina's mouth entered my ears.

'Is she seriously asking me to…' My mind rebooted and I looked at her with suspicious eyes. "Are you really sure?"

"If I ain't sure, then I sure as hell ain't inviting you over like this." Catalina scoffed as she opened the flap wider, another sultry grin hanging up her face. "Come on, don't be shy, I won't bite, much."

At this rate, I wasn't thinking with my brain, but rather, with my little johnny. I nodded dumbly as I followed her into her tent, her soft skin and seductive purring entering my ears as she led me deeper and deeper into the tent.

We spent some time talking to each other, before making out and getting into the fun stuff. Needless to say, that was one of the best moments I have ever had in my life.

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"Well, well-ta. It seems that Lord Jionni and Catalina have done the dirty-ta." Reia laughed smugly as she looked at me with a congratulating look, Keia right beside her looking the same as ever, except for the tiny amount of respect she held for me hidden in her eyes.

If I were a human, I'd be blushing like crazy right now, but because I'm a primate, albeit a heavily modified one, blushing isn't in my genes.

That said, that didn't mean I wasn't embarrassed.

"W-well… You're not wrong." I said shyly, my normally booming voice now a tad quieter as I tried to quell my embarrassment.

"Not wrong-ta? You fucked like rabbits all night-ta!" Reia howled loudly as she held her stomach due to the amusement she was receiving from my obviously embarrassed form.

"My word, such barbaric actions." Typhial arrived not a moment later and gave me a disgusted glare. I had the sense to look offended due to her statement.

"Excuse me, I'm not the girl who showed my boobs to every male in our camp." I snarked back, causing the harpy to blush up a storm as she reflexively covered her already covered breasts with her arms.

"Please erase that memory from your mind right this instant!" She yelled out, her wings flapping and kicking up dust due to her embarrassment.

"… Closet pervert yandere-la. You don't have the right to say that, not when you clearly said, 'I will share the embarrassment Queen Oshurkova is feeling so she doesn't feel the brunt of it,' that night-la." Keia, who was perfectly content with staying silent awhile ago, piped up with a roll of her eyes at the harpy, causing said harpy to be embarrassed even more.

"Ugh, what the hell is with the damn noise this early in the morning?" Catalina emerged from her tent, her figure glowing and dressed in a very casual pair of tight shorts and a tank top.

"Nothing-ta. Just congratulating Lord Jionni for getting laid with you-ta." Catalina sighed and returned to her tent as Reia said it without a hint of awkwardness.

"Then pipe the fuck down. After that night, my crotch is still sore." Catalina then looked at me, licking her lips in the process. "You banged me up rough. I'd love to have another round. Just call me, and we can set up a date."

She threw me a container, something very similar to what Oshurkova gave me back in her tent after she extracted some of my blood.

"Well, Lord Jionni-la. Congratulations again for scoring Catalina as your sex friend-la." Keia said this with a tiny hint of a grin threatening to uplift her lips.. I quickly retreated from that area and back into my tent to save myself from the embarrassment I was currently feeling.