Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 398: Don't Give Up So Easy Until the Last Moment!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 398 Don't Give Up So Easy Until the Last Moment!

"Sigh, I wasn't looking at you." [Kiyoshi] replied as he turned his face to the side.

'What an awkward feeling. What are these two guys doing? Are they here to do something?' Shinpachi thought as the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Hmph." Toshiro snorted, then looked up at Shinpachi in front of him and said disdainfully, "It seems that such a rare opportunity has been completely wasted by you. You no longer have a chance to win..."

As he spoke, Toshiro slowly let out a breath and muttered to himself in a small voice, "This time has finally come. It's been a long time. After obtaining that cursed sword and becoming cursed, I had to frantically suppress my other self, Otaku Tosshi, who would pop up at any chance... The next thing I knew, I had a growing pile of figures and DVDs...And was being greeted on the street by strange otaku on a daily basis...I will end it all with this blow!"

As he spoke, Toshiro raised a card and closed his eyes. He continued, "I will use this card to end everything!"

Looking at Toshiro who was emitting an inexplicable purple aura, Shinpachi's face was full of seriousness.

"Just like this..." Toshiro suddenly opened his eyes and continued to shout, "It's over! Go!"

As he shouted, Toshiro threw the card into the virtual reality system in front of him.

Then, a dazzling golden light shot into the sky. At the same time, a pair of hands with red nail polish stretched out towards [Otsuu-chan] from behind.

When the light faded away, a woman with heavy makeup and short blonde hair stood behind [Otsuu-chan], her hands constantly brushing against [Otsuu-chan]'s head.

[Miyaba the Stylist: A stylist with a bad attitude. Regularly eats and steals stuff from the dressing room without permission. Otsuu's deadly foe. Only works on [Otsuu in Dressing Room] cards. Plus 1,000 attack points and defense points.]

Just as the narration ended, [Otsuu-chan]'s state suddenly became violent, and she could not help but roar. At the same time, [Otsuu-chan]'s value also began to increase rapidly, and her defense and attack power increased by 1,000 points from its original value!

"I will definitely kill you this time. Are you ready to wake up?" Toshiro said indifferently.

'As expected from the brilliant strategist, Hijikata Toshiro. He has me completely backed into a corner... But, I can't afford to lose...'

Thinking of this, the expression on Shinpachi's face became serious again. Then, he bent down to pick up a bag of Otsuu chips next to his feet and took off the card bag behind it. While tearing it up, he continued to think, 'The feelings of everyone who has helped me. Gin-san, Kagura-chan, Taka-tin, Taka-chin, and Kawaki-san, who gave us the chance to enter the final round, and most importantly... My feelings of love and complete trust in Otsuu-chan.... '

"I absolutely can not fail!" Shinpachi frowned tightly, his eyebrows full of seriousness, and then slowly raised the card that had just been got, "I want to bet everything on this card!"

After saying that, Shinpachi shifted his gaze slightly and glanced at the card he had just drawn.

'Mystery Investigating Card?!' Shinpachi was slightly surprised and quickly looked at the card's introduction, 'Reveal a hidden truth to change parameters!'

"Damn it!" Shinpachi whispered bitterly, "Another weird card in the end..."

"Hehehe... You're out of options, right?" Toshiro, who had his head lowered, laughed a few times and said. Then, he raised his head and issued an order, "Die!"

As Toshiro shouted, [Otsuu-chan] also roared and began to gather her strength to launch her final attack.

"Damn it! If that's the case, then I can only pray for the heavens to bless me! Go!" Without time to think, Shinpachi could only insert the [Mystery Investigating Card] into the virtual reality system in front of him.

In an instant, the card's effect was activated.

After a burst of dazzling white light, Shinpachi was pulled into a pure black space, as if there was only one person left in it.

In pure black space, the only thing left in front of Shinpachi was the virtual reality system that emitted a golden pillar of light.

Then, a female voice without any emotions sounded.

[Mystery Investigating Card, activate.]

[Allow me to tell you the hidden truth.]

[The one who secretly ate your pizza...]

Hearing this, [Kimura] and [Kiyoshi] immediately turned their heads and pricked up their ears.

[The one who secretly ate your pizza...]

A figure gradually appeared from the light pillar and gradually solidified. Finally, the figure of [Miyaba the Stylist] appeared!

[... It's this fat pig! ]

The female voice finally ended and also marked the end of the card effect.

After a few seconds of silence, [Kiyoshi] turned away and looked at [Kimura] and both of them nodded lightly.

[Kimura] was the first to move, he plucked the strings and a low bass sound rang out. Following that, [Kiyoshi] also swung the drumstick in his hand, knocking on the drum in front of him.

[Begin makeup session.]

At this moment, [Otsuu-chan] finally finished charging. She roared and raised her hands together, sending out energy waves in Shinpachi's direction.

However, a transparent barrier appeared in front of [Kimura] and [Kiyoshi] who were playing together, blocking [Otsuu-chan]'s attack.

All the people present stopped what they were doing and stared blankly at the scene on the stage.

"This... this is..." Shinpachi looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief.

"Makeup session. A performance to bring peace on Earth!" The host timely explained, "You cannot actively attack, but if you receive an attack, the attack power will be doubled and reflected back!"

Just as the host finished speaking, [Otsuu-chan]'s attack ended. However, Shinpachi's counterattack had just begun. [Otsuu-chan]'s attack, which had just been blocked by [Kimura] and [Kiyoshi]'s barrier, instantly doubled in size and quickly reflected back to [Otsuu-chan].

The energy wave, which was twice as strong as the energy wave that [Otsuu-chan] had just sent out, slammed heavily into [Otsuu-chan]!

Otsuu-chan and Toshiro could only grit their teeth.

Looking at the LP falling bit by bit, Toshiro was already panicking in his heart, 'Now, Otsuu's defense is 1003, my LP is 2000, a total of 3003 HP, and just now Otsuu's attack power was 1920, and doubling it will be 3840! Lost! How can I accept this?!'

The host began to explain again: "Shimura-san successfully let [KIM the Bass Player] and [Kiyoshi the Drummer] reconcile! Their session has doubled the attack points of Otaku Tosshi's strong attack and reflected it back at him!"

"Now!" Shinpachi shouted to the front, "Now is my chance! Go!"

"Otaku Tosshi's LP is dropping fast! Is this the end?" The host continued to shout.

'I'm losing. If this goes on, I'm going to lose...' Toshiro thought as he resisted the shock wave.

However, a voice came from the depths of Toshiro's mind at this moment.

[That's enough. That's enough. Toshiro, let me handle it. At least let me do it myself.]

"You... you are..." Toshiro widened his eyes and muttered.

...

Looking at Toshiro, who was obviously destined to fail, but took out another card and inserted it into the virtual reality system, Shinpachi was slightly surprised and stunned.

"AHHH!!!!" Toshiro shouted loudly. At the same time, the whole boxing ring began to shake violently.

At the same time, everyone discovered that the attacks that Shinpachi had sent back had actually gradually converged at Toshiro's side.

"Aiya! What's going on? The energy waves that were reflected back by Shimura-san were constantly increasing around Otaku Tosshi!" The host raised the microphone and shouted with a face full of surprise, "It gradually grew bigger and bigger! The light became more and more intense! Just what is that card..."

[Dizon: A sudden announcement in the middle of a concert that she's pregnant and getting married. The worst possible card which negates all audience, enemy, and ally cards.]

"Please don't ditch me~"

An artificial female voice came out, and at the same time, the entire boxing ring was drowned by the dazzling white light...

(ps: Please don't ditch me: Japanese female artist delivers famous line about shotgun wedding. For example: "Although I'm getting married to the person I love, please continue to support me and don't ditch me~")

After the dazzling white light, the boxing ring was shrouded in white smoke. When the smoke gradually dissipated, everyone was finally able to see clearly what was happening on the stage --- Toshiro and Shinpachi, whose LP had been cleared at the same time, fell on the stage at the same time.

"A draw!" The host announced, "Both sides collapsed in the ring without budging!"

"Shinpachi!!" Gintoki shouted at Shinpachi who was on the ground.

At the same time, Kondo and the others on the other side were also trying their best to call out to Toshiro.

"What a grand battle! The final battle has ended without an overall victor!" The host continued, "Their desire to win and love for Otsuu-chan could not be fully measured in such a match?! How should we judge this? Otsuu-chan, what should we do?"

Otsuu held her hand in front of her chest with a conflicted look on her face.

"Shut up, good-for-nothing host." Kawaki's emotionless voice sounded behind the host, "No results? What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't the results come out long ago?"

"Little... Little Uncle!" Kagura looked at Kawaki on the stage in disbelief, "Why... why are you there?"

"A competition with no rules, a willful little girl, and two people with completely different purposes for participating in the competition," Kawaki glanced at Otsuu-chan who was at a loss, and said again, "You haven't seen it all until now?"

"That... Kawaki-san, you have been eliminated..."

Before the host could finish speaking, he was scared out of his wits by Kawaki's emotionless eyes and did not dare to make any more sound.