Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 397: A Character Relationships Maintained With Money Are Very Fragile!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 397 A Character Relationships Maintained With Money Are Very Fragile!

"And this support card, [KIM the Bass Player], lasts for five turns!"

Upon hearing the host's words, Shinpachi quickly got up and came to the expressionless [Kimura] who was sitting on the virtual reality system, and pushed him hard.

"Hey! Scram! Kimura, you bastard!" Shinpachi shouted loudly while pushing.

"If Shimura-san is attacked by a card with double attack power in the next turn, he has no chance of victory!" The host continued to shout.

At this moment, Toshiro chuckled and drew a card again to fill the card that was used in the first round.

"As if double attack power was all you had to worry about. My turn!" Toshiro chuckled. At the same time, he chose the cards he needed for this round among the five cards in his hand, "I'll teach you how you're supposed to use support cards!"

"This is my next card!" As he spoke, Toshiro threw the card into the virtual reality system in front of him.

"Oh! This card is..." The host shouted exaggeratedly, "It's... [That Day of the Month!](Menstruation Period)."

"That Day of the Month: Aggravate all female cards and triple their attack powers. However, you cannot play a card the next turn."

"Which day is [That Day of the Month]?!" Shinpachi crazily complained, "Is this really an idol card game?! And is it actually okay to show this on TV?!"

As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, [Otsuu-chan] in front of Toshiro began to gradually swell due to the effect of the [That Day of the Month] support card!

"Otaku Tosshi has added [That Day of the Month] to an [Otsuu-chan] already irritated by [KIM the Bass Player] to leave her in the worst possible mood!!!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, [Otsuu-chan] roared, and in the blink of an eye, her entire body, which had expanded to several meters high, was emitting a very dangerous aura!

"Her attack power is now 2760! What a terrifying value!" The host continued, "Shimura-san will definitely be defeated if he takes this blow head-on!"

At this time, Shinpachi finally reacted. He hugged his head and shouted in panic, "Ah! If I don't do something..."

"Shinpachi! I'll give you Otsuu chips again!" Gintoki shouted as he threw a few bags of potato chips at Shinpachi on the stage. At the same time, Kagura also threw two bags of potato chips.

In a hurry, Shinpachi had no time to think. He could only place his hopes in them. He quickly picked up a bag of potato chips and took off the card bags behind the bag one by one and opened them up.

"Come out! Good cards, come out for me!" Shinpachi begged. However, after taking apart all four card bags, Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

Because... all four cards are [KIM the Bass Player]!

After looking at the four cards in his hands for a long time, Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said slowly, "Gin-san, are these really Otsuu chips? Did you make a mistake and turn it into Kimura chips?"

"Shinpachi!" Gintoki pointed at the bag of potato chips that had not been opened behind Shinpachi and shouted, "You can only hold five cards in your hand, so just bet on the last one!"

Shinpachi reacted and quickly picked up the bag of potato chips that he hadn't had the time to open and removed the card bag. At the same time, he silently prayed in his heart, 'Otsuu card! Come out, Otsuu card! I want to draw an Otsuu card too! As long as I have an Otsuu card, I can resist the effects of [KIM the Bass Player] and [That Day of the Month] and fight that monster!'

"It is useless!" Toshiro shouted, "With your little tricks, it is absolutely impossible to resist this attack! Go! [That Day of the Month] Otsuu!!"

As soon as Toshiro finished speaking, the enlarged version of [Otsuu-chan] in front of him raised its similarly gigantic guitar and smashed down in Shinpachi's direction.

At this time, Shinpachi had just opened the card bag and had not even had the time to take a look at what card it was, but it was too late to think, and there was no other card to choose from!

'I can only bet on this card!' Looking at the guitar that was about to land on his body, Shinpachi inserted the card in his hand into the virtual reality system in front of him without hesitation! At this moment, Shinpachi closed his eyes and began to pray for a miracle in his heart!

At the same time, [Otsuu-chan]'s attack finally fell!

After a loud boom, the air was filled with smoke.

"Hit! Completely hit! Shimura took the 2760 attack power from the front!" The host shouted.

"Hmph, the victor has been decided." A relaxed smile appeared on Toshiro's face.

However, as the smoke gradually dispersed and Toshiro looked at the scene on Shinpachi's side, the relaxed smile on Toshiro's face instantly disappeared, replaced by a look of disbelief.

He saw [Kamura] standing in front of Shinpachi intact. He raised the bass in his hand above his head and struggled to block [Otsuu-chan]'s guitar!

"No... impossible, you..." Toshiro muttered in disbelief, "Why... are you... still over there!"

Shinpachi, who had just opened his eyes, was also in disbelief.

"Oh! The support card [KIM the Bass Player] took the hit for Shimura-san!" The host explained in surprise.

"No... impossible," Toshiro was still in disbelief, "How could a support card like you enter combat? Much less endure a 2760 attack power hit!"

At this moment, Shinpachi suddenly discovered that a small black ball fell from the body of [Kimura] and fell to the floor.

"That... that is..." Looking at the small black ball on the ground, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something. He quickly looked at the [Kimura] in front of him again, "Could it be...!"

At this time, everyone finally realized that the black mole on [Kimura]'s nose had disappeared! Fresh blood was slowly flowing out from the black mole's original position and dripping down his cheek onto the ground!

At the same time, Shinpachi also discovered the card that had been inserted into the virtual reality system before he could take a closer look.

[Separator: A support card that only works on [KIM the Bass Player]. Sacrifice the mole to withstand one attack from an Otsuu-chan.]

Seeing [Kimura] slowly fall down after losing his mole to block an attack, Shinpachi quickly stood up and took two steps forward to stand behind him.

"K-KIM-san!" Shinpachi shouted.

"[KIM the Bass Player] actually sacrificed his mole to protect the Shimura-san!" The host shouted.

At the same time, [Otsuu-chan] also gradually recovered to its original size because of the end of the round and the disappearance of [That Day of the Month] effect.

"How... how is this possible..." Toshiro was still a little shocked and thought angrily, 'He actually still has such a move!'

"Because of the effect of [That Day of the Month], Otaku Tosshi can't use a card in his next round!" The host continued, "Is the situation reversed in one breath?!"

"'KIM-san, hang in there." Shinpachi crouched down and helped up the figure that was gradually becoming blurry.

[Kimura] opened his eyes and looked at Shinpachi in front of him. He said weakly, "Avenge my mole... Help me..."

Before he could finish speaking, [Kimura] closed his eyes and tilted his neck.

"KIM-san! You just lost your mole! Hang in there!" Shinpachi quickly shook the [Kamura] in his arms and shouted, "Why?! I don't get it! You just lost your mole and then you die?!"

"Okay, it's Shimura-san turn again! He can't let this chance slip away!" The host continued, "He must draw a good card by any means..."

Hearing this, Shinpachi raised his head and looked at Toshiro who was facing him. He analyzed in his heart, 'Hijikata-san is in a completely defenseless state where he can't even use a support card. If you want to beat him, you can only take advantage of this time!'

While thinking about this, Shinpachi picked up the bag of potato chips that Gintoki had just thrown at him, took out the card bag, and opened it.

'I beg you! Otsuu card! This time, I will definitely get an Otsuu card!' Shinpachi kept praying in his heart.

"Please! Come out!" As he shouted, Shinpachi inserted the card that he still couldn't take a look at into the virtual reality system.

After a long time of glaring golden light, a character gradually appeared.

Looking at the person in front of him in the virtual reality system, who looked like [Kimura] but mole-less and had changed from green clothes to purple clothes and purple hair, Shinpachi was stunned.

"It's KIYOSHI! [Kiyoshi the Drummer]!" The host introduced.

"I got another worthless-looking one!" Shinpachi shouted.

[Kiyoshi the Drummer: A member of Otsuu's backing band, which supports Otsuu behind the scenes. This drummer also occasionally plays the tambourine. He used to be close with [KIM the Bass Player], but they got in a fight the other day when someone ate an extra slice of pizza, and they're looking for an opportunity to make up.]

"Who cares about that? Go to the backstage and talk. Don't bring it to the game!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and complained.

[If you have a pizza card, they'll make up and have a session.]

"Like I said who cares!"

[Or if you have a cash card, they'll become even closer than they were before.]

"Don't use money to settle it!" Shinpachi shouted, but just as he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that the originally unconscious [Kimura] had once again stood up and stood next to [Kiyoshi].

After a long silence, [Kiyoshi] slightly turned his face and glanced at [Kimura].

"What? What are you looking at?" [Kimura] said expressionlessly.