Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 369: Slightly Salty Cookie Lovers and Sweet Food Lovers!

"Who the hell wants it?!" Shinpachi roared.

"Calm down, Shinpachi-kun," Kawaki waved his hand and comforted, "It doesn't matter even if you can't eat cookies for the rest of your life! It's just that you will become naturally wavy hair idiot, so it doesn't matter."

"Who are you talking about? You idiot!" Gintoki instantly became angry. He immediately got up and scolded, "After all, you're just a taste idiot! Salty cookies are only delicious for an idiot like you!"

"Huh?!" Kawaki also became angry. He instantly got up and retorted not admitting defeat, "The taste idiot should be you, right?! The sweet-tooth-control idiot who only likes sweets! Why does your head turn into such a lifeless naturally wavy hair, why can't you even notice it?! The naturally wavy hair sweet-tooth control idiot !"

"Bastard! Apologize to the naturally wavy hair and sweet food lovers! You bastard!" Gintoki grabbed Kawaki by the collar and cursed angrily.

"Before that, you first apologize to all the salty cookie lovers, you scum!!" Kawaki also pulled Gintoki's collar and scolded him.

When the two of them were about to fight, Kagura rushed forward and separated the two of them. Then she stood in the middle of the two with her arm crossed, "Calm down, you two! I can accept both sweet biscuits and salty cookies! So don't quarrel over this! I will eat all the biscuits and cookies you don't like! Of course..."

As he spoke, Kagura looked at the vinegared kelp in her hand with a gentle gaze, "There is also sour vinegared kelp..."

"Kagura-chan... you..." The corners of Kawaki's eyes gradually moistened as he looked at Kagura in disbelief.

"Kagura, you..." Gintoki also had a look of disbelief.

"Both of you are too immature-aru." Kagura crossed her arms and complained. Then, she put on an adult look and continued, "Isn't the so-called life made up of all kinds of flavors-aru? So, whether it is sweet, salty, or sour, I will eat all of them with gratitude in my heart!"

"It seems that she has indeed grown up," Kawaki said with a gratified expression. Then, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "In this way, I can also explain to Sister Kouka..."

"That's right. We, adults, have already been left far behind." Gintoki echoed with a gentle expression, "Growth... is really incredible."

Then, Kagura took the salty cookies in Kawaki's hands and the sweet biscuits in Gintoki's hands. She sat down and began to eat. Kawaki and Gintoki, on the other hand, were like parents who were gratified by the growth of their children. They looked at Kagura with gratified expressions...

Shinpachi and Takaya, who were at the side, looked at this moving scene without knowing why, and both fell into silence.

"Hey, Shin-chan," Takaya reminded, "These people didn't listen to us at all. They didn't think we were human at all."

"Listen to me seriously. I'm counting on you," Shinpachi took a step forward and stood in front of the three of them with a serious expression, "Kawaki-san, Gin-san, if we are recognized as an official fan club, it will be a great achievement! It is a glory!"

Only then did Kawaki and Gintoki turn around and listen to Shinpachi's words.

"Up until now, we are all unilaterally supporting Otsuu. If we can become official..." Shinpachi continued, "Otsuu-chan will have the feeling of "you are cheering for me" and "you are really reliable"!"

"It hasn't changed much..." Gintoki replied.

"Indeed, you still can't even eat salty cookies in the end." Kawaki nodded and agreed.

"Can you stop talking about salty cookies?" Shinpachi said expressionlessly. Then his expression became serious again. He continued, "If we become an official fan club, some things will be completely different! My motivation will change completely! In other words, if we become official, I will feel like a soldier promoted by the Shogun! On the other hand, the people who are not selected are just thieves!"

"Is there anything more humiliating than this?!" Shinpachi asked excitedly, "You've been supporting Otsuu-chan all this while. Is there anything more infuriating than this?"

"Then why don't you guys go over there too?" Kagura suggested, "If that's the case, everyone will be able to become members of that official fan club-aru."

"How could we possibly go over there? Where are those guys!" Takaya retorted excitedly, "That's the gathering place of the filthy guys who betrayed us!"

"That's right!" Shinpachi gritted his teeth and continued with an indignant expression, "Speaking of which, apart from Otsuu-chan, those guys also worship other idols. Our side absolutely only loves Otsuu-chan! Our side is more suitable to be an official fan club! We don't need to be under those guys!"

"Don't talk nonsense. In the end, you guys are just jackals of the same tribe." Gintoki waved his hand and said impatiently, "Just be good friends. Whether it is number 1 or 100, isn't it the same? In any case, to an idol, members of the fan clubs were just like the same thing as a bag of dirt. The bag of dirt A and the bag of dirt Z were identical. Because they were all covered with dirt. If you understand, hurry up and reconcile with them. Drink a liter of soy sauce together happily and then die together, idiots."

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi was just about to say something when he was interrupted by Kawaki.

"Well, although I don't know much about what happened, I am different from Gintoki." Kawaki crossed his arms and said with a serious face, "In short, this will be a big battle that will affect Shinpachi-kun's future, right?"

"That's right!" Shinpachi nodded, "It will become the most important battle in my life!"

"I see. I understand," Kawaki nodded and continued, "I will help too. Don't worry, Shinpachi-kun. For the sake of the lives of the younger generation, I will put my life on the line to help you!"

"Thank you so much, Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi said with a face full of joy, "I knew that Kawaki-san's words would definitely be of help!"

"Before that, I have another question." Kawaki continued.

"Ah, you say..."

"Otsuu-chan... who is it?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"Eh?!" Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

At this moment, Toshiro's laughter accompanied by unhurried footsteps came from the entrance.

"Hehehe... if you want to join my camp," Toshiro, dressed as Otaku Tosshi, walked to the door of the living room and leaned against it. He looked at the people in the room with a playful expression and said, "I don't mind, but I still recommend that you don't panic too much and take a good look at the current situation. Although I won the competition for power, the official position doesn't seem to be so simple based on quantity."

"Bastard... How dare you come here so shamelessly!" Shinpachi said with some anger.

"Um, can you not casually run into other people's houses?" Gintoki reminded.

"Um, Shinpachi, who is this bastard?" Kawaki leaned close to Shinpachi and asked in a low voice.

"Speaking of which, Kawaki-san might not know because he did not participate in the Shinsengumi Crisis Arc. This is the other otaku persona of Shinsengumi Deputy Chief, Hijikata Toshiro." Shinpachi explained in a low voice, "The personality awakened from the possession of the demon sword commonly known as Otaku Tosshi!"

"Really? That V-shaped bangs actually has such a side to him." Kawaki looked at Toshiro who was leaning against the door in surprise. Then, he revealed a look of relief, "But it's really great. It would be terrible if I met the real V-shaped bangs~"

"What's wrong?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

"Don't you know? A while ago, V-shaped bangs and Sogo-kun acted together in a movie that swept the entire Edo."

"Oh, you're talking about that..." Only then did Shinpachi recall, "It really was very popular during that time. We also went to the cinema to watch."

As he spoke, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something. The corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at Kawaki and continued, "Could... could it be that the movie..."

"That's right!" Kawaki firmly admitted, "It was me who personally went to contact the cinema! It was all thanks to me that it could be released! However, I didn't expect it to be so popular. Thanks to V-shaped bangs, Sogo-kun and I earned a lot of money!"

"Aren't you afraid of being hacked to death by Hijikata-san?" Shinpachi complained, his head full of black lines.

"Isn't it okay? This is not the real V-shaped bangs." Kawaki waved his hand dismissively.

"Hmph..." Toshiro snorted and then said, "Shimura, I advise you to turn on the TV."

"This guy's brain is a bit abnormal, Shinpachi-kun," Kawaki said in a low voice, "Not only did he casually run into other people's house, but he also advised them to turn on the TV."

Shinpachi did not answer, but directly picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

Watching the press conference held by Otsuu-chan on TV, Shinpachi and Takaya finally understood Toshiro's purpose...

On the TV screen:

"It's like this," Facing the crowd of reporters and photographers, Otsuu had a slightly complicated expression, "I like everyone who listens to my songs. Everyone is an important person that I can not replace. This... that..."

Otsuu lowered her head slightly, "I always feel very uncomfortable to classify such important people, and I don't like to do that. So until now, we haven't made a formal decision. But I heard that it is precisely because of this that the fans started fighting... I became at a loss as to what to do."

"That was when this program came to me and asked if I would make a decision." Otsuu breathed a sigh of relief. She raised her head and waved her arm. Then she said, "I'm going to make a Terakado Tsuu official fan club(Strong as a diamond)!"

Shinpachi and Takaya, who were in front of the TV, were stunned at the same time because they were too surprised...