Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 322: Screwdriver Arc Part 6

Hearing this, Katsura was stunned and stopped in his tracks. Then, he looked over with a look of disbelief: "You... You bastard! (Angry)... Fruit PenXX Samurai G!!"

Kawaki and the others expressionlessly watched the exchange between the two silly people in front of them.

[You bastard... are still in this game. Hurry up and change that confusing name, how many times do I have to say it before you understand (angry)!] Katsura continued.

The archer turned around and retorted without hesitation: [The one who should change his name should be you! I won't give the name "fruit" to anyone!]

In reality, Shinpachi looked at the conversation in front of him. He pushed up his glasses and silently retorted: "I feel like I have seen this kind of conversation before..."

The two fruit samurai on the screen stand facing each other, and both of them are ready for battle.

[Let's do this] The two of them said at the same time, and then the two of them attacked at the same time.

Fruit PenXX Samurai G raised his bow and shot straight at Katsura, while Katsura aimed at this opportunity. He raised his rocket launcher and quickly fired a few shots, but all of them were dodged by Fruit PenXX Samurai G.

[Hahahaha, you missed it at all!] As he spoke, Fruit PenXX Samurai G directly jumped up, pulled up his bow in the air, and aimed it directly at Katsura: [Where are you aiming at! Fruit Punch Samurai G!]

His voice was accompanied by three arrows, but Katsura reacted quickly. He hurriedly jumped back two steps and dodged all the arrows.

[Tsk!] Katsura spat in disdain. Then, he charged at the other party again and laughed mockingly: [Hahahaha! You're the one! Your arrows look like they're not even moving to me, Fruit PenXX Samurai G! What are you in real life anyway!]

Standing on the spot holding the bow and arrow, the serious-looking Fruit PenXX Samurai G replied calmly: [I'm a screwdriver.]

"Even you?!" In front of the screen, Shinpachi opened his mouth wide and froze in place, as if he was struck by lightning.

[What?!] Katsura stopped in his tracks and said, "Fruit PenXX Samurai G... Don't tell me...(surprised)"

Fruit PenXX Samurai G also reacted and quickly typed: [?! Fruit Punch Samurai G. Don't tell me you are also...]

After a pause, Fruit PenXX Samurai G took two steps back and said: [No... impossible! Could it be that other than me, there were others who entered the transporter device not knowing a screwdriver had fallen inside, and had their body fused with a screwdriver at the genetic level?!]

"That's totally different!" The corners of Shinpachi's eyes were full of black lines, and he retorted crazily, "Only you were involved in "The Fly" accident!!"

(The Fly: An American film produced in 1985 and released in 1986.)

Katsura replied: [It's amazing... (what the hell is this guy talking about)]

'Are you going with the flow?!' Shinpachi silently retorted in his mind.

Katsura continued: [At any rate, we're both fighting the wrong enemy...]

'Totally wrong! This is a totally different incident!' Shinpachi retorted in his mind again.

[! ! !] Fruit PenXX Samurai G turned his head and looked at Kawaki and the others who had not expressed any opinions from the beginning: {You too?}

[Well, yeah.] Gintoki replied with his hands crossed: [ Anyway, let's capture the alien gamers-they're in here somewhere. They can help him]

"No, they can't! Not him!' Shinpachi crazily retorted: [What an irresponsible thing to say!]

At this time, Kagura typed: [Don't get in the way. (Although the words are a bit annoying, Kaguura will definitely not abandon the people who are in trouble. It's just that once you are in danger, my second personality will awaken and become an extremely cold berserker...)]

"From the very beginning, you were a berserker, right?"

[Looking for an alien gamer? What exactly do you want to do?!] Fruit PenXX Samurai G asked: [This game is played by all the players in the Milky Way! And the appearance is completely different from the real world! How exactly do you want to find a specific person?!]

[Hey, let's go. They are of no use even if we bring them.] With that, Kawaki directly turned and left.

The rest of them did not think too much and followed him.

[Wait! You guys (please)!] Katsura hurriedly shouted: [I have a way. If we are together, we will definitely succeed! (Effort)!]

Hearing this, Kawaki and the others stopped and turned around to look at Katsura expressionlessly.

[...All we need to do now is look for [M] (passion)!] Katsura continued, clasping his hands.

[You said M!] Fruit PenXX Samurai G turned around and looked at Katsura: [How is that possible? That is just a myth, right?]

[Although it's just a rumor, but...] Katsura turned around and explained: [Now we can only look for M, there is no other way to break through this predicament! (passion)]

[But...]

[Please wait a moment.] Shinpachi interrupted: [What exactly is M?]

[Don't you know? (ass)] Katsura asked back.

[(Ass) What is it?! Are you saying I'm stupid? You better not mean that!] Shinpachi shouted.

Katsura slowly explained: [Codename M. He has existed since Genesis. He is all-knowing and has hunted throughout this entire world. The legendary hunter... M. If he's all-knowing, he must know where the alien gamers are. There's no guarantee, but I've heard rumors that someone resembling M was last seen in Area D-51.]

"Area D-51? That's the lair of mythical beasts that even first-rate hunters fear" Fruit PenXX Samurai G exclaimed in surprise.

...

Area D-51.

Looking at the thick white fog around them, as well as the ear-piercing background music coming from the headphone, Gintoki couldn't help but ask: [Is this Area D-51? It really makes me uncomfortable.]

[Be careful. The monkeys living here are all at the strongest level.] Katsura reminded without looking back: [Even if we encounter them, we absolutely must not fight. With our strength, everything we do is useless(fear).]

Gintoki: [Tsk]

[I think there shouldn't be anyone in such a terrible place, right?] Shinpachi was puzzled.

[Just as you said, only monsters dwell here..] Katsura explained: [In short, if there is a human-like figure, I guess it must be M! We can't be wrong! (resolve)]

[! ! !] Shinpachi suddenly noticed something and stopped to ask: [Where are Kawako and Kaguura?!]

[Just now, they said they were going to find some rare materials and set off first.] Tsukuyo explained.

[Why didn't the two of them finish listening?] Shinpachi angrily complained: [Didn't they say that this place was dangerous? Why did they run around?!]

Tsukuyo did not say anything. Instead, she looked straight at the bright blood-red LV99 above Shinpachi's head.

[I almost forgot. We are already at the max level...] Only then did Shinpachi react. He smiled in embarrassment and said: [However, it's better to act together in this situation.]

In reality, Tsukuyo looked behind her and saw that Kawaki, who was sitting in front of the computer, was frantically attacking the keyboard.

[No problem. He is behind me. It seems like he is attacking some kind of boss.] Tsukuyo typed and explained.

[That's good...] Only then did Shinpachi let out a sigh of relief. However, suddenly, a scream came from his headphone: [! ! What is this sound?! It sounds like the screams of some ferocious beast!]

[Could it be an enemy?!] Fruit PenXX Samurai G also stopped in his tracks. At the same time, he carefully guarded his surroundings.

[No!] Katsura suddenly discovered something. He pointed to a tree that could only vaguely be seen at the edge of a cliff not far away: [It's a human figure! A human figure tied up and hanging from a tree!]

...

At the same time, on the other side, Kawaki looked at the mountain-sized monkey lying in a pool of blood in front of him and chuckled. Then, he walked over and pulled out his holy sword [Beep] curry stick from the monkey.

Kawaki looked at the figure not far away and asked: [Kagura, is your side over?]

[Oh, it's over-aru.] Kagura turned her head and replied: [I didn't expect that even monkeys would form a team.]

[We can go back and join them.] Saying this, Kawaki directly turned and left. Seeing this, Kagura also hurriedly carried her spoils of war and followed.

...

[Is that really an M?!]

Fruit PenXX Samurai G asked as he climbed up the cliff and looked at Katsura.

[Not good!] After seeing the scene in front of him clearly, Katsura exclaimed: [Someone is being hung up and roasted! Hurry up and put her down!]

At this time, everyone climbed up the cliff and saw the scene in front of them clearly. They saw a female character with light purple hair and a short ponytail. She was tied up by some familiar binding method and hung on the tree trunk. There was still a bonfire under the woman!

Seeing this, everyone hurriedly stepped forward to save her and put her on the ground.

[She is still alive!] Shinpachi said after looking at the player's attributes box.

[I'm afraid the monkey caught her and was about to eat it.] Katsura analyzed: [It can't be wrong. This is definitely the case. Hey, please cheer up! Can you speak? What exactly happened?!]

At this time, the female hunter(Sacchan) slowly opened her eyes and said: [Don't meddle in other people's business.]

Everyone was stunned in place for a few seconds.

[Hey! This is literally an M!] As he shouted, Gintoki pulled out the mosaic sword and directly hacked at Katsura, who fell to the ground: [What legendary hunter?!]

Immediately after, Shinpachi also joined in. Following Gintoki, he step on Katsura's body who had fallen to the ground. While stepping on him, he also scolded, [Did you bring us to this kind of place because of this kind of important person?!]

[This time, let's hang this guy up!] Gintoki suggested.

Hearing this, Sacchan suddenly became interested. She hurriedly stood up and said: [Please stop! If you have to do it, please do it to me! Please.]

[You shut up! Perverted woman!] Gintoki shouted.