Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 321: The Bug in the Game Must Be Repair in Time!

Looking at the weapon introduction in the endless dialog box in front of him, Shinpachi pulled out the long sword behind him with an expressionless face. He turned his head and stared with his red eyes and rushed to the hunters.

"Isn't it all [Beep] in the end?!"

...

The battle was finally over. Shinpachi, who had obtained the demon sword [Beep] curry stick, was incomparably valiant. And can take away a large number of [Beep] from the enemy with a wave of his hand. Now, Shinpachi had become a qualified Golden Killer!

Looking at the mosaiced [Beep] and the unconscious hunters, Kawaki was the first to clap and type congratulations.

[Congratulations, Shinpachi, you have finally become a worthy Golden Killer.]

[Amazing, Shinpachi. You actually obtained the demon sword [Beep] curry stick.] Gintoki also applauded: [But compared to my holy sword [Beep]...]

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was kicked over by Tsukuyo and Kagura at the same time.

Then, the two of them also came in front of Shinpachi to express their congratulations.

As for Shinpachi, he kept his head down and his face expressionless the entire time. He did not express any joy. In reality, Shinpachi, who was sitting in front of the computer, also had the same expression.

[Alright, this time, we have become a group of five worthy Golden Killers!] Kawaki crossed his arms and said, [After that, we just have to wait for those alien gamers to come to us!]

[Oh!] x3

[Shinpachi? What's wrong? Why are you so depressed?] Kawaki asked doubtfully: [Shouldn't you be happy that your level has increased?]

[Happy? Should I really be happy in this situation?] Shinpachi raised his head, looking as if he had been played...

What Kawaki and the others did not know was that after this day, the Monkey Hunter game had sealed off the Monkey Hunter game's PVP mode in order to prevent this from happening again. Of course, this also caused a large number of players to be dissatisfied. After all, this was equivalent to a limit on freedom.

However, the game official used the prototype of the characters of Kawaki and the others to create new five bosses, but this was all in the future...

...

The few of them controlled their characters to continue strolling through different game maps.

[Ah, it's boring. I didn't expect this game to be so simple. It only took a while to reach the max level.] Kawaki looked at the surrounding hunters who began to frantically flee when they saw him. He sighed and said: [It's boring. After so long, there hasn't been a single person who came forward to challenge me.]

[Yes, that's right. It's so boring-aru.] Kagura agreed.

[Whose fault do you think it is? Whose fault is it?] Shinpachi roared: [From the beginning, you became the strongest BOSS in the whole server, what are you thinking?! How dare ordinary players approach us! How should we collect information now!]

[Calm down, Shinpachi-kun.] Kawaki replied: [Ordinary players may not approach us, but if it were those two gamers who were obsessed with this game, they would definitely come! The meaning of the game to those people, you who don't play games often won't understand! But I understand! No matter how difficult the mode is, how difficult the checkpoint is, if it is someone who really loves this game, they will definitely appear in front of us now!]

Shinpachi: [...]

Gintoki analyzed: [This is a good thing for us. At least, the miscellaneous characters will no longer approach us. Those who dare to approach us are at least real old players who have a game time of more than 1,000 hours. Compared to those novices, these old players definitely know more about this game.]

[So that's how it is!] Shinpachi looked at Kawaki and Gintoki with a surprised expression: [Kawaki-san and Gin-san actually think so! It seems that at this critical moment, even Kawaki-san and Gin-san will be extremely reliable!]

[Of course, who do you think I am.] Kawaki crossed his arms and said disdainfully: [As a senior in life, isn't it normal to do this?]

[En.] Gintoki nodded in agreement.

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind them.

[! ! !]

Everyone turned around at the same time. They saw a strong hunter wearing animal skin and wearing a huge skull on his head. He was carrying a huge rocket launcher with one hand and was slowly walking toward them.

[Look, a big fish has taken the bait so quickly.] Kawaki said.

[Indeed, it looks very strong! It can't be wrong. This must be a first-rate hunter! He must know a lot of information!] Shinpachi typed in surprise.

[Hold your weapon tightly, ready to fight at any time!] Kawaki reminded: [Don't know if it is an enemy or a friend. You should be prepared!]

After saying that, everyone held their weapons at the same time. However, what was unexpected was that this hunter did not attack at all. Instead, he slowly walked in front of everyone.

[Don't worry, I'm not your enemy(lol).] The hunter took the lead and said: [I don't have friends(lol). I just want to ask, if it's convenient, can we go hunting together? (lol)]"

'He actually spoke first! It seems that this unexpected person is a good person!' Shinpachi thought to himself and then began typing on the keyboard: [Please take care of me, we are all newbies, and there are still many things we don't understand, ah, my name is Patsuan(lol).]

However, just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kawaki, Kagura, and Gintoki, who were on the side, had already gathered in front of the hunter, looking left and right.

[Hey, don't you know us? How dare you approach us so boldly.] Kawaki was puzzled: [If you want to join us, it's fine. Hand over your [Beep] as a membership fee, bastard!]

[That's right! If you want to join the team, first hand over your [Beep] and everything, bastard! Do you think you can join us with [Beep]=aru?! Bastard!] Kagura said at the same time.

[As long as we hand over your [Beep], we will reluctantly accept you as our new companion!] Gintoki threatened: [Otherwise, we can only take it ourselves!]

[Hey! You guys, don't threaten others! It's clearly the first person who dares to approach us!] Shinpachi hurriedly stopped them: [If you guys are like this, there won't be any normal hunters who dare to approach us!]"

Saying this, Shinpachi once again smiled and said: [I'm sorry. These people have this kind of personality. This is Ginko, this is Kawako, and the remaining two are Kaguura and Reaper Mistress(lol).]

[Ahahaha(lol), it's okay.] The hunter replied: [And this (lol) is my habit(lol), please don't laugh at me(lol).]

"He puts (lol) after he laughs. Hilarious." Shinpachi, who was sitting in front of the screen, said in surprise, "This person doesn't care about Gin-san's faux pas at all! He's a good person all!"

At this time, the strange hunter in the game continued to explain: [There was an argument about this on the Net. It's often difficult to convey feeling in text. So we write in our emotions to avoid misunderstandings.]

[Forgive me. I got sidetracked and haven't introduced myself (lol). I'm Fruit Punch Samurai G. Pleased to meet you (Katsura).]

"(Katsura) You mean?! This person immediately exposed his real identity!" In front of the screen, Shinpachi crazily retorted, "What're you doing here? Get back to your Jouishishi activities!"

However, Katsura in the game could not hear these words. He only saw Katsura continue to ask: [What do you all do in real life? (It probably can't be anything good seeing as you're playing games in the afternoon.)]

"Hey! Aren't the details inside the parentheses too much?! He even said the feelings that can't be said!"

[Ginko, Kaguura, do you understand?! What is our goal?!] Kawaki looked at Gintoki and Kagura on the side.

[I understand! ([Beep])] The two replied at the same time.

"Hey! Don't use the parentheses in that kind of place!"

Immediately after, the three of them rushed toward Katsura's character at the same time and beat him up. However, just as the three of them were about to tear down Katsura's [Beep], Shinpachi hurriedly pulled the three of them back.

[What are you doing? Doing this kind of thing to others when we first met. (They are really a group of disrespectful guys, and they will definitely be punished by me if this is real life!), this is really too much.] Katsura stood up and said at the same time.

[That, Fruit Punch Samurai G-san. I'm really sorry. These people didn't do it on purpose. They were just excited to see someone invite us for the first time, that's all.] Shinpachi hurriedly typed back: By the way, what does Fruit Punch Samurai G-san usually do in real life?]

'Although I already know, I should just pretend to ask casually.' Shinpachi thought to himself.

[Me? I am a screwdriver(cross-type).] Katsura replied.

'Even you?!!!' In front of the screen, Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

[In fact, I was abused by the mysterious UFO. My body was arbitrarily changed into a screwdriver. In order to pursue that gamer alien, I entered this game. ] Katsura crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and continued to explain: [Do you know anything?]

However, when Katsura finished typing, he found that Kawaki and the others had already gone far.

[Eh?! Everyone, please wait a moment! (cry sadly)] Katsura hurriedly shouted.

[You guys, don't look back. If that guy joins us, things will be even worse.] Kawaki reminded.

[It's better to look for other players.] Gintoki agreed.

[What's going on? Other than us, there are other victims...] Shinpachi was a little speechless.

However, Katsura obviously had not given up. He chased closely behind Kawaki and the others: [Wait for me! Didn't we agree to hunt together?]

Kawaki and the others tried to ignore him.

However, at this moment, another unfamiliar dialog box appeared on the screen.

[Didn't I warn you not to appear here?]

Everyone looked over and saw a male archer sitting cross-legged at the side of the river, his back facing everyone.

[Moreover, didn't I say it before? If you want to come, you have to abandon that name, Fruit Punch Samurai G!]