This Lady Is Trying to Kill Me

Ye Jingtang was slightly stunned. Then he felt flattered.

After all, they had slept together so many times, but in the past, Ning’er would always run away immediately after finishing her work. This was the first time that she was still by his side when he woke up in the morning.

Luo Ning had wanted to treat him yesterday, but she didn’t want him to be tired after a busy day. Basically, she had taken the initiative from beginning to end. It was impossible for her not to be tired. She was sleeping soundly without any signs of waking up.

Ye Jingtang watched Ning’er for a long time and found that her sleeping appearance was really beautiful. Although he couldn’t bear to wake up the cold and elegant heroine beside him, the thunder in the government hadn’t exploded yet. It definitely wouldn’t do to stay in the love nest any longer, so he wanted to shake Ning’er awake.

But just as his fingers moved, Ye Jingtang felt that this method didn’t seem right for a husband and wife. After pondering for a moment, he carefully approached her to say good morning…

Smooch-

Luo Ning was lying flat on her back and dreaming. The dream wasn’t of shameful scenes. But the Pacifying Heaven Cult Master suddenly came to her door and caught her red-handed. Yunli was also staring at her angrily. She was protecting the little thief and trying to explain. It was like a nightmare.

Before she could explain clearly in her dream, Luo Ning discovered that the little thief in her dream had gone crazy and started to lick her, the cult mistress, in front of the Pacifying Heaven Cult Master, causing the Pacifying Heaven Cult Master’s face to turn green with anger.

“Ah~” Luo Ning’s eyelashes fluttered, and she woke up in a daze. Then the clear touch on her lips made her confirm that this wasn’t a dream. She was so shocked that she trembled slightly and quickly checked left and right to look for the Pacifying Heaven Cult Master and Yunli. Then she returned to his senses, and killing intent surfaced in her eyes.

Thud!

Ye Jingtang, who was full of affection, thought that Ning’er would look at him shyly when she woke up. But in the end, he realized that he had really over-thought things.

The moment Luo Ning woke up, she pushed Ye Jingtang to the side and raised her hand to touch the soft sword at her waist. When she found that she wasn’t wearing a dress, she looked around. “Little thief, today I’m going to…”

Ye Jingtang hurriedly raised his hand and sat up. “It’s dawn. Let’s quickly get up. The maidservant will be here soon.”

While speaking, he put on his robe at lightning speed.

Luo Ning held the three-foot-long sword with a look of indescribable shame in her eyes. She really wanted to beat the little thief up a few times, but she was afraid that Third Lady nearby would hear it, so she decided to forget it in the end.

Third Lady knew that Ye Jingtang had worked hard yesterday and that the vixen was probably very tired. So she was very considerate and brought Xiuhe to her sister-in-law’s courtyard early so as not to disturb Ye Jingtang’s rest. She even asked the kitchen to prepare breakfast in advance.

But it was obviously impossible for Pei Xiangjun to bring breakfast to the room and serve the young madam. If she wanted to eat, she could serve herself.

After Ye Jingtang washed up and ate, Luo Ning hadn’t finished dressing yet. Perhaps she was afraid that someone would bump into her, so she was too embarrassed to come out with him. He didn’t stay long. After saying goodbye, he went to the west residence.

It was early in the morning. Even if Yunli wanted to play mahjong, she didn’t have maidservants to play with her. She had just woken up and was practicing her saber on the viewing platform by the lotus pond.

But Zhe Yunli was wearing a small ruqun, dressed like a scholarly young lady who never left her house. She was practicing the saber while holding a circular fan, which looked rather awkward.

On the other hand, the bird always went to bed in the latter half of the night. Before it woke up, Yunli had carried it out and placed the sleeping bird on its stomach on a bench on the viewing platform.

Ye Jingtang went to the viewing platform, picked up the bird, and placed it on his shoulder. He looked at Yunli, who was practicing her saber methodically. “Heroine Zhe, don’t you find it awkward to practice the saber in this outfit?” Zhe Yunli slowly used the fan to hide her saber and blinked. “Is it awkward?”

Ye Jingtang smiled and said, “You should act more refined. You’re dressed like a young lady from a wealthy family but speak like a bandit. Outsiders will know that there’s a problem with one glance.”

After all, Zhe Yunli was the heiress of a top family in Jianghu. It was just that she was usually mischievous. Seeing that Ye Jingtang felt that she didn’t look like a well-bred young lady, she stood up elegantly and waved the fan in her hand gently. Her eyes were shy and resentful as she said seriously, “Brother Jingtang, 1 think you don’t care about me. We usually don’t see each other, but when we meet, you say that I’m not good and that’s not good. If you have such an attitude, it will be better to ignore me directly…”

“Chirp?!” The bird, who had been sleeping like a piglet, woke up from the fright. It looked up at Zhe Yunli in confusion, probably meaning: What kind of monster are you? Return Poached Eggs!

Ye Jingtang really didn’t expect Zhe Yunli to pull out this trick. His eyes were full of disbelief as he raised his hand. “That’s a bit too much…”

Zhe Yunli turned her body. “Look, you’re getting impatient again. I knew you would be like this. When I’m not well-behaved, you dislike me for being a boor. But when 1 behave myself, you dislike me for being too delicate…”

What the hell… Ye Jingtang opened his mouth. But after brewing for a long time, he really didn’t know what to say. He cupped his hands and said, “Farewell.”

“Hrnph-!” Zhe Yunli’s eyes were full of smugness.. She harrumphed softly and continued to practice her saber skills…