The Devil's Evolution Catalog

Chapter 768: I'm Not a Girl

Honorable Andassis the Seventh

Please, my fair lady The man interrupted me before I could continue. Theres no need to stand on ceremony here, you may call me Kasinsan, that is my name. It is my wish that we interact more as friends, let not such petty things as social standing come between us.

He kept going on without a care, finally ending with a smile and a wink I wont lie that was a very charming smile, and probably would have won over any girl, but Im not one

Really Im at a loss for words right now. But hes still my savior, after a fashion. Even if Im not planning to repay him, I shouldnt go overboard either.

But hes really getting on my nerves hes just so pushy so pompous Anyway, theres just so many parts about him I want to criticize.

Right, my fair lady, may I have the honor of knowing your name? I believe a steadfast friendship begins with an introduction.

I knew he had completely mistaken my gender, that couldnt be more obvious at this point. Yet I could have just kept quiet, arguably that would be more advantageous to me, but I decided to speak up. Actually Im not a girl at all, theres been a mistake here

For the briefest of moments, I could see a hint of pity flash across the princes eyes. The king, however, chuckled, but even that was quickly hidden so as not to offend.

My lady, you jest. The king straightened his face. We are all good men here, no one will try to harm you.

Thats not what I mean I just

He probably thought I was hiding my gender to protect myself but I really was just a man

Father, perhaps it would be better if we leave the lady to rest now. She just awoke from a spell of dizziness, feeling wary is only to be expected. I feel a little time for everyone would be best, we can reconvene again when shes calmer.

Hmm, then we will continue tomorrow morning. The king nodded my way before turning around to leave. However, he only took a couple of steps when he turned around and said, This is my palace, you may rest easy and recuperate.

Yes, no one here will hurt you. I promise, my lady. The prince basically said something in the same vein as his father before leaving as well.

The remaining followers all did a cursory round of introductions before bidding farewell not long after.

The heck was that? Whats with those strange looks they gave me? They clearly thought I was out of it, and do I really look so pitiful?

And he didnt even give me time to explain myself fully Bah

Yet just when I thought it was all over, the prince stopped at the doorway, turned around, then said with longing in his voice, Doris, Ill leave her care in your hands, I will return tomorrow.

Yes, Your Highness. The lady who I first encountered when I woke up curtsied in response.

Now that my visitors were well and truly gone, Doris, the maidservant, turned to face me. Milady, is there anything Doris can help you with?

Nothing, for now. I subconsciously reached to scratch my hair in frustration.

Milady has been unconscious for a day, perhaps Doris can get some refreshments?

No, Im fine. I shook my head firmly. Im not hungry.

But milady hasnt eaten for so long

Im not hungry, thank you. I just wish to be alone right now.

Milady, are you alright?

More like am I sane Of course, I am.

Im fine, you may leave.

In that case, Doris will take her leave may you have a good rest.

Under my withering gaze, even Doris knew that her continued presence would only serve to worsen my mood, thus she left without a fuss.

A short while later

Doris came into the room once more bearing a platter of fruits and desserts, except she was decidedly stealthy about it and that was when she saw it

I was currently in the midst of inspecting my body inspecting, in the literal sense of the word Thankfully, I hadnt taken off my pants yet

Myapologies! I forgot to knock In a panicked flurry, she slammed the platter of fruits down onto the nearest table, then without even looking, fled without ever closing the door

Myapologies! I forgot to close the door

Then with an equally loud bang, she slammed the door shut I guess she did close the door

But more importantly I really was just inspecting my body And even more important than that why is it missing?!

Fertinier!!

Get out here this instant!

Why is my pee pee missing again? I demand an explanation! Do you know how much grief this is causing me, as a man. Im better off dead, if I have to live life without it!

Yahoo~~ Little brother, I see youre awake, at last. And here your big sis was, thinking she could get a few more winks of sleep.

As always, her silky smooth voice echoed melodically in my head. Caressed in its warm embrace, it was akin to bathing in the warmest of hot springs in the coldest of winters. Thank the stars shes still here

As if. Do you know how much your big sis had to suffer just to get us all back here?

Hmm? Are you okay?

At least you have the decency to ask. Dont worry, your big sis is fine, just a little weakened. A round of nourishment and your big sis will be right as rain.

The moment I heard her say that, I immediately went on high alert. Knowing what kind of devil she was, that was just a precursor to her demands.