Chapter 260
The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 260
Episode 260 Physical therapy is the best way to educate etiquette (1)
Once upon a time, when a dragon had to undergo a colonoscopy, there was a vampire who used to walk down an alley. The vampire was very hungry. So, with a sad heart, I asked the big man I met in the alley, ‘Just one bite?’
Then the giant kindly held out his hand. What was it? Thanks to this, the vampire was able to keep the thrush warm. Let’s all remember the thermodynamic fact that some of the impact force delivered by a fist can be converted into small amounts of heat energy on a local scale, right?
…Kwasik!
“…!”
A bursting sound cheerfully fills the alley. A shock that shakes the entire skull. Inside, Vlado the Vampire was astonished.
‘what…?’
I couldn’t understand.
He simply attacked his prey. It was the same as usual. The approach was perfect, and the other person didn’t seem to realize who they were. Because there was almost no warning whatsoever. At least it seemed that way.
So, a human would not be able to react to an attack from close range by a vampire himself. It should be that way. That’s normal.
But why… is my head turning now? Is something white and sharp flying through the air between my gaping lips?
A familiar color.
A familiar look.
Yes, my lord complimented me by saying that my fangs were unusually long and fell out nicely. Thanks to this, I was a vampire with handsome fangs and received envious looks from my fellow family members. My beautiful canines. My pride. But why is it…
‘Is it flying over there?’
Vlado opened his eyes.
One of the fangs was broken and flying around. It was clearly his fang. Because of the shock I received so quickly, my legs gave out and I was able to clearly see it even as I was taking the steps.
‘why? why?’
Even in the midst of confusion, I desperately tried to get my mind together. Thanks to you, I was able to realize it. What just happened to me.
‘I thought it was definitely a successful attack.’
Failed.
It was just before biting off the nape of the prey’s neck. A gust of terrifying and powerful force flew toward my face. I got hit in the face. what? Yes, that prey’s big fist hit me in the face.
‘You hit me? ‘Only human subjects?’
It was absurd.
…Tutuck!
Realizing the situation, Vlado strengthened his legs. I regained my balance just before I fell. The empty space in my heart that was created when I ran away from home was filled with feelings of anger. dare. Like humans. My fangs.
‘kill!’
I can’t stand it this much. Even though there was a strict order from the lord, there was a divine order not to kill the prey, but to keep it alive just long enough to suffer from dysmorphia, but this was a different case.
‘He hit me. So from now on, this is no longer hunting. It’s a battle. kill! certainly!’
A target for combat, not prey.
So you don’t have to follow your master’s orders. I will repay the shame of breaking my fangs with a hundred times a thousand times the pain. Even if you live, I will make you feel like you are not alive and beg me to kill you!
…The promise ended up being Vlado’s wishful thinking.
Kwasik!
“…!”
Bone pain rings again.
A shaken friendship, not the starlight in the night sky.
‘uh?’
Without realizing it, Vlado’s legs completely gave out and he fell down on the floor. I raised my head in a daze. The silhouette of a giant approaching this way was reflected through the shadow of the moon. The gaze looking down this way. So, an indifferent look as if looking at a fish on a cutting board.
…Creepy!
Why do I get goosebumps?
I’m a vampire.
Those people are just humans, prey.
But why and how?
He soon realized why.
“…I just want to ask you one thing.”
Tsussssss!
A brilliant flash of light bloomed from the wooden block in the giant’s hand. An overwhelming feeling, as if a part of the dark red sun had descended on the earth. A transcendent eerie feeling as if the source of death has been scraped away and shown before your eyes. I knew it as soon as I saw it.
‘Is that… the Aura Sword?’
I once saw it in the literature. There are some who emit brilliant flashes of light from their swords. It’s a power that’s on a different level from just a moment’s worth of sword energy. People call those who can shine the light of the Aura Sword ‘Sword Masters’.
…gulp.
Then no way.
I messed with the Sword Master?
‘Why is the Sword Master… here?’
Vlado felt aggrieved. I was just hunting as usual, but the opponent was a sword master. A monster that creates an Aura Sword out of a mere piece of wood, not even a sword.
‘This is ridiculous!’
If this were a novel, I would want to grab the author by the collar and slap him in the face. Why was such a monster wandering around the alley looking like a beggar? Does this make sense? The probability is, where did you throw it in the dog food bowl? I really wanted to ask.
But that was a realistically impossible wish. Because the Sword Master, who was burning the Auror Sword, was approaching. Because they asked even more incomprehensible questions.
“Have you seen Dr. Lee Han?”
“…yes?”
A polite(?) retort that naturally comes out.
Even Vlado’s sitting posture became somewhat awkward. In other words, he unconsciously knelt down, placed his hands neatly together, and answered politely.
“Didn’t you hear me clearly?”
Since ancient times, the best etiquette injector has been physical force! While Vlado was experiencing the truth(?) of all times and times, the large sword master Javilon asked.
“I asked you if you knew Doctor Lee Han…”
“Do you mean Doctor Lee Han?”
“okay. “Do you know anything?”
“Oh, that’s…”
“There’s nothing you can do if you don’t know.”
Sigh.
Javilon’s leg was raised. The blazing Aura Sword emitted an eerie light. The moment he saw that, Vlado became impatient and shouted without even realizing it.
“I know!”
“…really?”
“yes!”
“how?”
Tilt.
Javilon tilted his head. On the one hand, he felt joy. He had been asking the same question to countless people ever since he arrived at Magenta, the ecliptic. Do you know Army Surgeon Lee Han? Unfortunately, I never received a positive reply.
So I thought it would be like that this time too.
But…
“Do you really… know Army Doctor Rihan?”
“Yes yes! It’s true! I know!”
Vlado nodded desperately. Actually, I don’t know. This is my first time hearing whether it’s Rihanna or Rihanna. Still, I had to do something to survive now. Because the Sword Master is scary. Because I’m going to die right now.
He quickly opened his mouth.
“Actually, he is my neighbor!”
“Neighbor…?”
“Yes yes! Are you talking about Surgeon Lee Han? I live next door! “It’s a green-roofed house right next to my house!”
“really…?”
“Yes, really. It’s real. I never thought the world would be this small. I don’t know if it was fate that I met you like this. So, is it possible that heaven has given me this opportunity to guide you to Dr. Lee Han?”
“Is that so…?”
“No problem!”
done.
It works.
I don’t know why, but it seems like this sword master in front of me is not in his right mind. Does he seem like a person whose thinking system is broken? Or maybe I felt like a fool because I hurt my head. Anyway, it seems like he naively believes what they say.
But that was a hasty mistake.
“But… I think you were trying to attack me?”
“Yes?”
“In a few hours ago.”
“Uh, that’s…”
“To bite my neck…”
“No!”
“…no?”
“yes. Why would I do something like that? How can you bite a live person’s neck… Wow, it gives me goosebumps. “Don’t even say such barbaric things.”
“uh? “Is that so?”
“No problem. “There’s no reason for me to bite your neck, is there?”
“But why did you just…”
“I was just trying to get closer to you and whisper to you!”
“Whisper?”
“Yes. “You were looking for Army Doctor Lee Han, right?”
“That’s right.”
“But shouldn’t we say out loud where Dr. Lee Han lives?”
“why…?”
“Because Surgeon Lee Han also has personal dignity. Who would like it if their home address was known and spread without anyone knowing that someone might hear it? That’s a nuisance. “I’m also Doctor Lee Han’s neighbor, so I can’t do something like that carelessly, right?”
“Oh, after hearing that… I see.”
“Is that so?”
“Yes…”
Javilon nodded absently. I don’t know what it was because my consciousness and reason were tangled together, but what the other person was saying was complex and sounded plausible.
Thanks to this, Vlado gained confidence.
“So that’s it. If you don’t hit me any more… I can guide you to Dr. Rihan. How is it?”
“Then… okay….”
Slurp.
The Auror Sword disappeared as if a light had gone out.
Javilon smiled innocently. I was truly happy. We can finally meet. I missed it. You can have Dr. Lee Han by your side as your personal doctor. This time, I have to make sure to keep it from escaping. I will let you stroke my head for the rest of your life. Only then will you be able to escape from the hellish headache.
“Come on… guide me…”
“Oh yes. But my legs haven’t obeyed me yet….”
“Come on….”
“That cringe! I will do my best! Ugh ugh! “That’s it!”
“Okay… great…”
“Yes yes! Then follow me this way!”
“Thank you….”
“Oh, don’t say anything!”
Vlado also laughed. I was truly happy. You can still survive like this. I felt relieved. Now I can lure this strange Sword Master to my hideout. I’m sure we can defeat this guy there. Because the lord is there. I have to offer this guy’s blood to my lord. That way, my status will rise further.
‘…kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk at you are dead now!’
Vlado hid his bloody intentions and guided Javilon more kindly and politely. Of course, it was towards his group’s hideout.
He was sure.
No matter how much he is a sword master, he will not be able to handle his master’s power. Because our lord is powerful. Because you are great. A sword master whose mind is going back and forth will get tired of it in an instant.
Of course, Vlado didn’t even know in his dreams.
Javilon was caught in this plan. A sword master who is lured to a hideout to be sacrificed to his master. A rebel from the fallen Amboise.
What harsh trials this large man has endured since his defeat in the civil war. What hell did you endure to survive in the harsh magic laboratory? And now… the fact that he has become a transcendent monster that can easily tear apart the common sense of an ordinary sword master.