My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

Chapter 197: 800 damage to the enemy, 1000 damage to oneself

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“Third aunt, what did uncle’s mother do to you? How did you deal with uncle’s sister-in-law?” Gu Nian asked curiously.

She was the only one in the family of four who did not have an impression of third aunt. She had heard a little from her parents before, but she did not know much about her. Until today, when they met, she was very curious about this third aunt.

Especially with how she thought.

The relationship between her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not good, but she did not argue with her mother-in-law. Instead, she targeted her brother-in-law and sister-in-law. Wasn’t this like a video she had seen before?

The mother-in-law slapped the daughter-in-law, and the daughter-in-law turned around and slapped the husband. Each slap from the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was more ruthless than the last!

Of course, Gu Nian did not know that her third uncle had also been beaten up by her third aunt.

“What else can I do? It was still her usual routine! Let me make a fool of myself in front of your third uncle’s female classmates! She didn’t even think about it. If I go out and embarrass myself, am I embarrassing myself as well? She was the one who embarrassed her son. This time she did it herself and loosened the thread of my clothes. When your third uncle’s classmates gather and bring their families, she will know my habits and when I am not prepared, the clothes will be torn.”

“She even formed an alliance with her distant niece. Her niece also helped me split my clothes, so her niece started to write poems to mock me. He was so angry that he splashed water all over the woman’s face on the spot! I even thought that the tea was not hot anymore!”

Third aunt Gu said angrily.

Cai Xiaolian and Gu Nian’s lips twitched as they thought, third aunt is really daring!

“Third aunt, you’re being laughed at. Didn’t third uncle help you?” Gu Xin asked with a frown.

Third aunt Gu was stunned. This little niece of hers was really bold today. She even dared to take the initiative to talk to her.

She was in a good mood,”why would I need his help?” He was a weakling! Moreover, the ones who bullied me were his mother and cousin. Can he beat or scold them? However, he did pour me another cup of tea after I poured it. At that time, I didn’t think about whether he wanted me to calm down or to pour another glass!”

“Then how did you make it?” Gu Nian could not help but ask.

“I splashed it! That cousin of mine helped my mother-in-law bully me a lot. However, I’m not someone who’s easily bullied. I just don’t understand why they’re still working so hard to do these things when they can’t win each time.” Third aunt Gu said frankly.

“This is called harming the enemy by 800 while harming yourself by 1000!” Cai Xiaolian commented.

“Mother, you’re wrong. It’s a 1000 damage to the enemy and 800 damage to the self!” Gu Xin corrected.

“Does your aunt look like she was injured a thousand times?” Cai Xiaolian asked with a smile.

Gu Xin furrowed her brows and started to think. Her aunt’s clothes were torn and she was laughed at. However, it was even more embarrassing for one of them to be splashed with two cups of tea and the other’s children to be bullied by her.

It seems like Mother was right!

hahahahahaha Yingluo! third aunt Gu laughed out loud and even patted her thigh. second sister-in-law, you’re right!

“Aunt, then how did you manage uncle’s sister-in-law?” Gu Nian’s interest was piqued. This third aunt was good at causing trouble. She liked it.

“Hahahaha, I feel like laughing when I talk about this. Didn’t she used to say that niannian was Foxy and that she helped her mother sow discord between your uncle and me? she even spoke up for the Vixen outside, saying that only that Vixen is worthy of being her sister-in-law!”