Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 402: You Should Also Take a Proper Rest After Finishing a Long Chapter!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 402 You Should Also Take a Proper Rest After Finishing a Long Chapter!

One day, Yoshiwara.

Seita pushed open Kawaki's door and looked at Kawaki, who was lying lazily on the floor and watching the TV in boredom. He was instantly furious.

Seita walked forward angrily. He picked up the remote control and turned off the TV in front of Kawaki. Then, he turned around and reminded Kawaki loudly.

"Hey! Brother Kawaki! The story has already begun! Can you pay a little attention to the time? The production team will always send me to remind you every time! Although I can use this as an excuse to appear, it is not the kind that I want!"

"I am sorry, Seita." Kawaki waved his hand. There was a bit of pain on his face as he supported his forehead. He said weakly, "My head hurts. Let's forget about today's chapter. Perhaps this is the sequela of finishing a long chapter."

"What kind of sequela is that?!"

"Isn't it common?" Kawaki explained seriously, "It's just like traveling. After sitting on the train for a long time, you will feel tired. This kind of situation is similar to that."

"Only you would believe that!" Seita retorted loudly, "You obviously played games all night yesterday! The dark circles under your eyes are obviously the sequelae of playing games all night! It has nothing to do with long-distance trips! "

"Therefore, little brat can't understand it," Kawaki said slowly, "Only a little brat can stay excited on a long-distance trip on a train, but adults can't do it at all. The moment you got off the train, you felt as if you just ran a marathon. You were exhausted, both physically and mentally. Life was really hard."

"What you were talking about was really a marathon, not life!"

"Isn't the so-called life just a marathon?" Kawaki asked, "So when you are tired, you should stop and rest for one or two chapters. No, it doesn't matter if you rest for a long time."

"You are the only one who would stop and rest in the marathon of life..." The corners of Seita's eyes twitched, and the veins on his face twitched.

"So, everyone in front of the screen, today's "Maybe a Fake Gintama" is over because the author's company held a ten-kilometer marathon rally today, so bye-bye." Kawaki lazily stretched out his hand and waved it while saying this without looking back.

"There really is a marathon!" Seita felt bad, "But in the end, it has nothing to do with you! What does that gorilla participating in the marathon have to do with you? Moreover, the story has just begun! How can it end like that? The number of words is far from enough!"

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. The rest of the time can be used to fool around with the puberty diary you wrote." Kawaki said indifferently.

"No matter what, it is impossible this time!" Seita raised his head, crossed his arms, and snorted, "This time, I have already burned all the diary pages! The kind that did not leave any ashes behind!"

"If that's the case, then I can only read today's news." As he spoke, Kawaki picked up today's news report from the side. He glanced at it briefly, then handed it to Seita. At the same time, he held his head and said, "No! When I see so many words, my head hurts. You read it."

"Hey!! This kind of fooling around is too much!" Seita shouted with veins popping out.

"Can't I?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.

"No!" Seita replied loudly.

"Then, there's no other way. Let's end it here for today." As he spoke, Kawaki stretched and laid down on the floor once more, "Director, supervisor, and all the readers in front of the screen. Good night... ZzzzzzZ."

"Hey! Have you completely given up?!"

Seita squatted down and stretched out his hands to shake Kawaki violently.

"Wake up quickly, if this happens, won't I be the only one left? I can't make it through! At least make it through that little bit of time! Brother Kawaki! Don't go back to sleep, Brother Kawaki!

"You're so annoying, little brat." Kawaki opened his eyes and yawned. He then said impatiently, "This kind of thing doesn't matter in the first place. Compared with animations without pictures, what is a novel? Don't you know it yet? Novels are things that need to be read with imagination. Three thousand words? Five thousand words? It doesn't matter. Just write two people's names and a location, and let the readers imagine the rest of the story!"

After that, Kawaki gave the camera a thumbs-up and continued, "I believe in you, do your best!"

"Hey! It's not like that at all! Although it does need a little imagination, all that you said is just imagination!" Seita shouted, "Every reader's imagination will be completely different!"

"Haven't you heard of it? There are a thousand hamlets in a thousand people's eyes! Seita!" Kawaki said sternly, "In other words, there are a thousand copies of 'Maybe a Fake Gintama' in a thousand people's minds! If you think in this way, we have a thousand readers!"

"Why is the topic running so far? Besides, we don't have a thousand readers at all! Don't lie to yourself anymore, Brother Kawaki!"

"I know, I know. In the end, let's use the old one." Kawaki waved his hand and said.

"The old one?" Seita suddenly thought of something. He crossed his arms in front of his chest. At the same time, he showed a look of disdain and continued, "No! My diary is not good! And I just said that I have burned it all!"

"It is not that," Kawaki sighed, "Even if you don't read it, you will know what it is. It is not fresh for readers at all. So, we don't need it today."

"Eh? Isn't it? Then what is it?" Seita was puzzled.

"Just take a good look at it."

Special Dividing Line for Small Play

[3rd Year Group Z, Ginpachi(crossed) Kawaki-sensei!]

Gintama High School.

Although it seems strange, in fact, it is such a school name, so there is nothing we can do about it. Moreover, there must be a school with a more abnormal school name in this world - maybe.

3rd Year, Group Z.

This Z was not pronounced Zee, but Zui~. Why? Because it sounds more handsome when read this way, I don't know whether it was the founder or the principal who said this. In fact, it was not clear whether it was really said. Although there was no real evidence, this was how Z was pronounced anyway.

If someone asks, is it really a school with so many students? If you ask a question like this, just say that you can't respond because the person in charge is not here.

Although today was Kawaki's first day at the school, he did not show any nervousness.

Wearing a gray coat with a white shirt, but without a tie, and the buttons on the collar were unbuttoned. The seemingly casual-looking Kawaki stood in front of the 3rd-year group Z classroom. He glanced up at the door number in the classroom.

Then, with the sound of the school bell, he pushed open the classroom door and walked in.

"It's time for class." Kawaki came to the podium and glanced at the students who were still fighting in the classroom.

The students hurriedly sat down. Although they were puzzled, no one made a sound.

"Turn the textbook to page 53. Today, we will talk..." Before Kawaki could finish speaking, a boy with glasses raised his hand and interrupted him.

"That... Are you? Are you a teacher in the school?" Shinpachi stood up and asked, "Did you go to the wrong classroom? This class is Ginpachi-sensei's class."

"Sigh..." Kawaki put down the textbook and scratched his head in frustration. He muttered in a low voice, "Can't you just pretend you know nothing? It's really troublesome. It's really troublesome to introduce yourself. I really don't want to do it..."

"Huh?" All the students present let out a puzzled sound.

"There's no other way. In short, let's make a simple self-introduction," As he spoke, Kawaki turned around, picked up a chalk, and wrote the words "Kawaki" on the blackboard. Then, he turned his head around again and said, "Your Ginpachi-sensei had a diabetic attack yesterday and his anus exploded. He will need to recuperate for about half a year."

"Your school spent a lot of money to bring me over from Yato High School next door. In place of Ginpachi-sensei who had a diabetic attack and his anus exploded, I became your class teacher for this period of time. My name is on the blackboard, and you can call me Kawaki-sensei in the future. Do you understand?"

"Yes! Kawaki-sensei!" xn

"Then let's start class again now. After talking so much just now, I'm really too tired. You'll be doing self-study for the rest of the time." As he spoke, Kawaki picked up a chair from the side and placed it in front of the podium. He sat down and waved his hand, then said, "Anyway, I don't have any other requirements, but if you wake me up, the consequences will be serious. Good night...ZZZ"

Looking at Kawaki who was sleeping soundly in front of the lecture hall, Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and looked at his sister, Otae, who was wearing a sailor suit. He whispered, "Sister, this teacher seems to have a good temper, but isn't he too irresponsible?"

"Shin-chan, haven't you heard of that rumor?" Otae replied in a low voice, "Yato High School's most brutal teacher was woken up by a student when he was sleeping in class. In the end, all the students in the school were beaten up and sent to the hospital... It seems to be called Kawaki..."

"It can't be!" Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and looked at Kawaki, who had already started snoring, "Is he such a brutal teacher?! What kind of teacher did our school hire..."

"I also heard that he has an unclear relationship with our school's health teacher, Tsukuyo-sensei..."

Just as Otae finished speaking, Kawaki on the stage opened his eyes and said with drooping eyelids, "Hey, didn't I just remind you? Why is it still so noisy?"

"No! Kawaki-sensei," Sogo raised his hand and pointed at Kagura, who was wearing thick glasses on the side, "The sound was made by the foreign student Kagura secretly eating bento, and she also held the sausage toward me to show off."

"Sensei, this is not considered a bento," Kagura said vaguely while eating, "In our country, I used to eat popcorn while attending class."

"Kagura, copy the nutrition list your mother gave you before going abroad a hundred times and submit it to my office before school ends." Kawaki looked up and glanced at Kagura indifferently. Then he stood up and shouted weakly to everyone, "Class dismissed..."

"No! Little uncle!" Kagura quickly stood up and shouted as she ate her sausage.

"Didn't I say it before leaving the school this morning? You have to call me sensei at school!" Kawaki reminded, "Two hundred times!"

Kagura sat back down, silently shedding tears as she ate the sausage. At the same time, she said with muffled sobs, "Two hundred times... two hundred times... that kind of thing two hundred times... sob..."

"Sensei! We haven't stood up yet!" Kondo raised his hand. (TL notes: After the lesson is over students stand up to respect the teacher for the effort and energy put into teaching. The teacher thanks the students at the end of class before the students are dismissed.)

"That kind of thing is too troublesome. I don't need it," Kawaki waved his hand and said casually, "You guys remember it well too. In my class, I don't need that kind of thing after class. Alright, that's it. Goodbye..."

'So... so casual...' Other than Kagura, all the students thought at the same time.

[3rd Year Group Z, Kawaki-sensei], is over...