Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 388: Humans Always Thirst for Partners!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 388 Humans Always Thirst for Partners!

Contrary to these two, Otsuu-chan squatted down, feeling a little disappointed.

[What about you? What are you going to do?]

"To sleep." Otsuu curled up into a ball and said stubbornly.

[It's up to you. I don't care if you get eaten by a monster. Let's go, Shinpachi.]

Immediately afterward, a human-sized background panel with hands and feet came out from the background and walked toward the hotel without looking back.

"Why can you walk?!" Shinpachi pointed at the narrator who was walking towards the hotel step by step, and complained frantically, "Isn't he just an old man?! Isn't he a demon!"

...

At night, Otsuu-chan squatted alone outside the hotel, curled up into a ball, and in front of Otsuu-chan was a small bonfire...

Otsuu-chan, who had her head lowered and was thinking about something, was suddenly attracted by the laughter coming from the hotel not far away. She immediately turned her head and secretly looked over.

"This is delicious to eat-aru!"

"Oh, sh*t! It's my pan!"

[You're all so greedy, really, hahahaha...]

"I'm not feeling lonely at all..." Otsuu-chan pretended to be stubborn as she muttered to herself. Then, she rubbed her stomach and sat down again. She hugged her legs and curled into a ball. She lowered her head and continued, "No...it doesn't matter if I'm alone..."

...

Otsuu-chan: [Afterwards, we continued on our journey to save the world, but I refused to stay in any Gandara Vehotel.]

[I grew accustomed to camping outside. It was scary in the beginning, but I must have been lucky as I was never attacked by demons in my sleep. However... ]

[Whenever I woke up, I would see demon footprints in the sand around me. Were they afraid of me? Or were they after me? I wasn't entirely sure, but oddly enough, I wasn't scared of the footprints.]

[I was more focused on how envious I was of the merry sounds coming from the Vehotel.]

[How could they leave me alone to have so much fun? Why won't anyone come to invite me? Although I was the one who turned them down, I continued to think such selfish thoughts as I camped outside... ]

[And then one night... Feeling something, I woke up from my sleep and found myself surrounded by "demons". Yes, I finally saw the demons that left those footprints... ]

On the screen, Shinpachi, Kagura, and Taka-tin were all squatting on the ground, guarding Otsuu-chan.

[The demons were not trying to attack me, nor were targeting me, but they were always... protecting me.]

Narration: [I told them to leave you alone, but they wouldn't listen. They are really a bunch of fools, right?]

The voice of the original narration or the background board came at this time. Otsuu followed the voice and looked over, only to see Narry standing not far ahead of her.

[Do you think people who do this would be capable of dirty acts? Why would those who protect your sleeping face want to defile it? If you still feel that way, keep on camping outside. Thanks to you, I get to enjoy the Vehotel all by myself.]

After saying that, Narry turned around and walked toward the hotel step by step...

Otsuu: [That was when I saw... There was sand on Narry's butt...]

...

[The next day, a new voice could be heard among the merry voices in the Gandara Vehotel. That laughing voice was higher than the others and echoed through the desert...]

Gintoki's narration ended. Along with the ringing of the bell, the host on the side raised the microphone and shouted, "The end! Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards managed to check in!"

As he spoke, the host sniffled and wiped the tears on his face that could not be stopped. He continued, "Why do I feel so refreshed after they succeeded in checking in?"

"Refreshing my ass!" Kondo jumped out and shouted in dissatisfaction, "It's obviously strange! Otsuu-chan became the narrator halfway through! There's clear evidence that Otsuu-chan was in on the planning! Is it really okay to have two narrations?"

"Yes, yes!" Kawaki jumped out and said with dissatisfaction, "What saving the world? Isn't their goal to save the world? In the end, they just entered the hotel together, right? They have completely forgotten to save the world, right? This kind of new show can only be rated with one star at most!"

As he spoke, Kawaki suddenly thought of something and snorted disdainfully. He continued with a look of disdain, "Ah! Because it's LOVE, it's one star. The rating is only two points. Pweh!"

"That, Yoshiwara's team over there, please prepare quickly. It's your turn next." The host looked at Kawaki and reminded him.

"Tsk, there's no other way. We can only go up like this." Kawaki turned his face away and spat softly. Then, he looked at the three Hyakka sisters behind him and asked, "How are the preparations?"

"Don't worry! Kawaki-sama! We definitely won't lose to that kind of rotten script with only a one-star evaluation!" One of the Hyakka sisters patted her chest and said. Then, she turned around and walked backstage. At the same time, she did not forget to raise her fist, "Sisters, let's go!"

"Yeah!" x2

"Looks like you are really enthusiastic. I'll leave it to you then!" Kawaki cheered.

Ding! Ding! Ding!...

"Then, the Yoshiwara's team's romantic play begins now!" The host raised the microphone and announced.

...

[Hint: The following scenes are also virtual scenes. ]

When Kawaki came to his senses, he found himself standing in a luxurious private office on the top floor of the tall office building. At this time, he was looking at the scenery outside through the window.

Hyakka's sister's narration came in very timely.

[This is Edo... No, the world's number one entertainment company, Hyakka Entertainment Company! The man standing by the window of the private luxury office on the top floor is the world's number one producer, world's number one director, and world's number one songwriter --- Kawaki-sama! ]

'That, there's no need for the sama, there's no need to add the sama!' Kawaki thought helplessly.

[Today is an ordinary day for the entertainment company and Kawaki-sama, but not for that little girl...]

The scene changed. It was Otsuu-chan standing at the entrance of the building with a guitar on her back and a face full of energy.

[This girl is called Terakado Tsuu and she just carried a guitar from her hometown with a dream in mind, and came to this big city to chase her dream. This girl was very lucky. She was discovered by a scout from Hyakka Entertainment Company during the street audition, and she was invited to join after that.]

[This girl didn't hesitate at all, because everyone in this world knew that Hyakka Entertainment Company was absolutely inseparable from success as an artist! The best songwriters, producers, and directors are all concentrated in this company!]

'In the end, isn't it all me?!' Kawaki thought to himself.

[The girl looked at the building in front of her with enthusiasm in her eyes. [Finally, I can finally debut in the world's best entertainment company! I absolutely must come out on top among tens of thousands of artists!] The girl thought so in her mind.]

'Tens of thousands of artists?!' Kawaki couldn't help but cough, 'Hey, you have to stop joking. I am the only producer in the entire company, but there are tens of thousands of artists?! Do you want me to work to death?! Can I go to the labor department to complain? Can I?!'

[The girl raised her head and glanced at the building in front of her. Coincidentally, the man stood by the window and glanced down casually. For a moment, the eyes of the two met.]

'That's enough! This building has at least two hundred floors, right? Why would our gaze meet?!' Kawaki thought to himself, 'Get into the plot quickly! Domineering president, right? That's definitely what it is, right? I know, I know, can you please hurry up!'

"Today is the first day. I must work hard!"

[The girl hurriedly lowered her head and encouraged herself. After saying this, she stepped into the company's door.]

...

In the lounge, two veteran female artists of the company were sitting and talking, but suddenly they saw Otsuu who had just entered through the door.

"Newcomer?" The female artist A, who was played by Miss Hyakka, looked up at Otsuu-chan in front of her.

"Hello, I am Terakado Tsuu, who just joined the company today. Please take care of me." Otsuu-chan bowed slightly and showed a very friendly smile.

"I don't need to take care of anything," Artist A waved her hand and snorted disdainfully.

"I'm just giving you a kind reminder." Artist B continued, "Newcomers just need to do their jobs honestly. Becoming famous will happen naturally. But, don't have some unrealistic delusions, such as hooking up with our company's number one producer or something."

[Although a little upset, the girl still chose to swallow her anger. After all, it was her first day in the company, so she just pretended not to see her. Thinking like this, the girl started her acting career in this company.]

"Mom! Dad! And my thirty-eight bedridden younger brothers! I will definitely become the number one singer!" Otsuu clenched her fists, her gaze resolute.

[What thirty-eight bedridden younger brothers?! The heroine is too miserable, right?!' Kawaki complained inwardly.

[Unexpectedly, it went smoothly. It was just a few songs that were casually sent down by the superiors. After recording according to the sent songs, in just a few months, the girl became a well-known pop singer. However, the girl did not feel happy...]

"This kind of result is not the result I want!" In the background, Otsuu-chan couldn't hide her frustration and said to herself, "I came here from my hometown because I wanted to sing the songs I wrote...However, all the songs I sang were written by someone else. I am not happy at all. Even if I become a popular singer, I am not happy at all..."