Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 386: In Fact, the Situation of Falling Short of Success Is Also Everywhere in Reality.

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 386 In Fact, the Situation of Falling Short of Success Is Also Everywhere in Reality.

"Otsuu, who do you like the most?" Yamazaki asked with a smile.

'That kind of thing doesn't matter! At least you should ask what kind of man you like!' Toshiro gnashed his teeth and thought.

"I definitely like Satsuki," Kondo interrupted, his face full of self-satisfaction. He continued, "The fact that she often takes care of her younger sister is very similar to Miss Otae. She will definitely become a good mother!"

After saying that, Kondo shook the shaker in his hand again, and at the same time, his lower body...

Can you stop mentioning Otae as if nothing happened...' Toshiro was speechless in his heart, 'Isn't this what it looks like in reality??'

Narration: [I don't really like anything. If I really have to choose, it should be Kiki.]

'Why did the narrator join the discussion as if nothing had happened?!!' Toshiro was in a bad mood.

[The type with strong self-esteem is easier to train. Once her self-esteem is destroyed, her heart will be more fragile than ordinary people..."]

Listening to Sogo's endless monologue, Toshiro hugged his head in a somewhat frantic manner. At the same time, he thought angrily in his mind, [What are you saying? Don't tarnish Ghibli!]

"Indeed..." Like a woman, Yamazaki fiddled with the short hair in front of his forehead and at the same time said pretendingly, "Satsuki would become a good mother, but as a woman, she doesn't seem to know how to dress up~"

'Is a stupid Mohawk qualified to say that?' Toshiro's face was completely black.

"The type of material that is good to begin with will easily forget to work hard to become more beautiful," Yamazaki gently pressed his index finger, which was painted with red nail polish, on his chin. He frowned slightly and continued, "The type who is already good in quality will easily forget to try to be more beautiful. Otherwise, even though she pays attention to appearance, she doesn't know how to dress up because she is already beautiful, and has since embarked on a different path. So she'd try for a different angle and go overboard like Kaela."

After saying that, Yamazaki sighed.

'How deep have you delved into it? It is too disgusting!' Toshiro silently complained in his heart.

"I'd say that Mei-chan would be the type to be completely different at a reunion," Yamazaki spread out his hands and continued, "She's got a complex about her sister and she's the kind who grows with effort."

"No, but although it will become more beautiful, there is a limit, right?" Kondo, who was shaking the shaker, stopped what he was doing and interrupted, "Because that child is exactly like his father, and the final form is just like that. It's hard to make a breakthrough, right?"

The narration inserted again, [But the child who was very cute when he was young is already a perfect product, and...]

'Go back to the station and talk!' Toshiro cursed in his heart, 'You're the only ones getting into this conversation! How much do you like Ghibli?'

At the same time, Toshiro turned his face to look at Yamazaki and Kondo, who were talking about Ghibli heroine, and Otsuu-chan, who had been sitting awkwardly in her seat and had been quiet all the time.

'You didn't think about being my backup at all, did you?' Toshiro thought hatefully, 'Otsuu is being left in the dust.'

However, right at this moment, as if sensing that there was another existence as bored as her, Otsuu-chan turned her face and gave Toshiro a very friendly smile.

'Th-This is...' Toshiro looked at Otsuu who was looking at him with a smile and suddenly thought of something, 'An odd sense of solidarity? Both feeling lonely, like the outsiders of a group... Are we starting to feel like kindred spirits? Like two people who've come to the city from the country and feel left out at a party... Then after chatting with each other, I found that both of them were exactly the same people! Could it be...you!'

At the same time, Toshiro looked at Kondo and Yamazaki, who were constantly arguing for the best heroine.

'It's now!! There will be no second chance! Deputy Chief!' Yamazaki turned his head and glanced at Toshiro with his teeth bared.

'Go! Toshi!' Kondo gave Toshiro a look at the same time.

'The storm has stopped... and the dark clouds have dispersed!' Toshiro suddenly felt that the thick dark clouds that had just covered his head had disappeared without a trace. A "Hotel in the Sky" that seemed to exist floating in the sky also appeared...

"So... Laputa really exists ~" Toshiro and Otsuu held hands and smiled as they ran toward the "Hotel in the Sky".

Originally, this should be the ending, but at this critical moment, Sogo's polite voice sounded again.

[But... just as the two of them were running towards the Hotel in the Sky together, this man suddenly found that the entrance to the Kingdom of Mayonnaise appeared beside him...]

Toshiro instantly stopped and turned his head mechanically. He saw that there was actually a golden arch that was emitting an incredible light on the side of the road!

At the same time, Toshiro heard laughter coming from inside and smelled the fragrance of mayonnaise coming from it...

In an instant, Toshiro fell. He let go of Otsuu-chan and involuntarily walked toward the golden arched door. However, just as Toshiro arrived in front of the golden arched door, the end of the performance bell rang...

Clang! Clang! Clang!

"It's over!" The host raised the microphone and announced loudly to the audience, "Tsusengumi failed to enter the hotel successfully! At the last stage, Otaku Tosshi chose to let go of Otsuu-chan's hand and walked into the so-called gate to the Kingdom of Mayonnaise, which suddenly appeared on the side of the road!"

At this time, Toshiro finally came back to his senses. He focused his eyes and saw that there was no gate to the so-called Kingdom of Mayonnaise near him! He just walked backstage! The so-called laughter earlier was just a gathering of the Imperial Guards and Yoshiwara's team eating hot pot!

'I was fooled!' Toshiro hugged his head and knelt on the ground. He gnashed his teeth and thought, 'I was ruthlessly swayed by that bastard! I was too immersed in the acting and was fooled! Damn it!'

"What a pity, Hijikata." Sogo walked over and waved his hand, then sighed, "I didn't expect you to give up at the last stage."

"Bastard!" Toshiro instantly stood up, grabbed Sogo by the collar, and glared at Sogo with his teeth bared, "Did you discuss this with that bastard in advance?!"

"What are you talking about? Hijikata?" Sogo asked with a puzzled expression, "I just feel that I should be considerate of the deputy chief occasionally. Don't you like it?"

"You bastard..." Toshiro really wanted to flare up, but he resisted the urge to curse out. This was because Toshiro knew that it was too late. If he chased Sogo away now, his team would be directly eliminated!

"What a pity, Toshi," Kondo comforted as he walked over, "It's obviously only a little bit more."

"Yes, Deputy Chief, this is a strategy that we worked hard to come up with." Yamazaki frowned and complained.

"Can you blame me?!" Toshiro pointed at Sogo and shouted, "No matter how you think about it, it should be this bastard! Why do we have to bring this guy to participate in the competition? Anyone can do it, right? Why do we have to have this guy?!"

"You don't need me?" Sogo asked doubtfully. Then, he turned around and raised his hand at the same time, "Then, I'll go back first. It's a rare vacation time. I also want to have a good rest."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Toshiro hurriedly stopped him, "Yes! I need you!"

"Is that so?" Sogo stopped in his tracks and turned his head around, revealing a sly smile on his face, "Then, face the audience and shout three times. I feel that it is my great fortune to be Okita Sogo's teammate..."

"Don't push your luck! Bastard!" Toshiro instantly exploded, his veins popping out as he roared in anger.

"Alright, stop messing around in this sort of place." Kondo said in a low voice, "Sogo, you should know what day it is today, right? This is not for you alone but for the entire Shinsengumi. So, stop messing around!"

"Also, Toshi, don't worry! All you have to do is believe in us your teammates! No matter what happens, we will never give up on you!" Kondo changed the topic of conversation, "Speaking of which, it's almost time for my appointment with Uncle Matsudaira. How much longer will it be until this is over?"

'I don't need to worry?!' Toshiro roared in his heart, 'How can I be at ease in a situation where even my own people are enemies! Why must we pick this guy?! Any other person would be stronger than him!'

'Forget it! Thinking about this now is useless! The most important thing is the third match, which is the decisive battle!' Toshiro shook his head to calm himself down, 'Those two teams, no matter which one of them enters the finals, are not easy to deal with! That kid with glasses and that ponytail-shaking bastard are not easy opponents!!'

At this time, on the stage.

"What a pity. It was clearly only two steps away. Although there are no gifts, it's really embarrassing to directly attack Otsuu-chan. It's really a pity..." The host continued with a sigh, "Although ingenious psychological warfare and beautiful group warfare were used earlier, it is not too much to say that it is wonderful. But all these efforts came to naught at the last moment! It's a pity! It's really a pity!"

"Great!" Shinpachi on the side breathed a sigh of relief, "Finally, we didn't let Hijikata-san win the second match directly. In this way, we still have a chance! What we have to do next is to desperately squeeze into the third match!"

"Otsuu-chan, how is it? How are you feeling right now?" The host looked at Otsuu-chan, who was covering her face with her hands.

"I'm sorry. I was just going with the flow and ended up tagging along..." Otsuu-chan covered her face with both hands.