Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 383: Before Participating in the Competition, You Have to Think About It Carefully!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 383 Before Participating in the Competition, You Have to Think About It Carefully!

Taka-tin frowned as he said, "Wait a minute... what was it again..."

Shinpachi looked at Taka-tin's serious expression and suddenly thought of something. He said to himself in disbelief, "That reaction... Don't tell me!"

At this time, Taka-tin seemed to have finally thought of the answer. He raised his head and replied unhurriedly, "Do the bathrooms here have washlets? (Hit the ball Kiyohara-kun.)"

'Do you want to go to the bathroom this time?!' Shinpachi was shocked and fell to the ground again.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Correct answer!" The host raised the microphone and announced.

"Eh?!!!!!!" 3(Shinpachi, Toshiro, Kawaki.)

At the same time, the video on the big screen began to play again. The host's voice sounded again, "The question was, "What was the first item Otsuu-chan bought at this store?" The answer was washlet!"

"Don't reveal private information about an idol that nobody wants to know!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Tsk! I didn't expect to be guessed right by this guy again!" Kawaki spat a little unhappily.

"Taka-tin powerful consecutive answers are correct!" The host announced loudly.

"Taka-tin! Not bad!" Kagura got up and patted Taka-tin, who was sitting with a painful expression on his face.

"If that's the case, the slide of both Tsusengumi and Yoshiwara will rise to another level!" The host continued.

"Wait a minute! I still have something to say!" Kawaki quickly raised his hand and shouted, "That! Otsuu-chan, right? In fact, I think your figure is pretty good too! Is it that kind? That's the kind of figure, right? Pocket..."

Without waiting for Kawaki to finish speaking, Otsuu pushed the switch in her hand without thinking. Kawaki was not paying attention and was thrown down by the slide that suddenly rose high, falling directly into the lubricant pool.

The water splashed by Kawaki was several meters high.

"Splash!" Kawaki stood up straight in the pool and looked at the high and almost vertical slide behind him. Then he turned his head and shouted, "Wait a minute! Why did my slide rise so much?! Is this a level higher? The highest level is nothing!"

"It seems that Kawaki-san's words did not play a role in avoiding punishment."

"Instead, it should be a negative effect!" The host nodded and said to himself, "This time, Yoshiwara's team also lost their captain! "

"Can you listen to people talk properly? Is the level referring to this level?!" Kawaki was furious, "It's completely a 90-degree angle, right?!"

"Ah, about this question." The host pointed to Otsuu-chan beside him and explained, "The angle controller of the slide is in the hands of Otsuu. The angle changes with Otsuu's mood. Here, Otsuu-chan is the rule!"

"How reckless are you!" Kawaki leaned on the edge of the pool. He looked at Otsuu who was smiling, and shouted loudly, "Are you so unhappy?! Is evaluating your figure making you so unhappy?! With your attitude, you are doomed to have this ordinary chest and butt all your life!"

Otsuu-chan smiled without saying a word...

"All three teams have lost their captain. The outcome has become difficult to determine!" The host continued.

"Well, actually, I also want to ask why the angle of my punishment is different from theirs." Kondo looked at the slide that had formed a 90-degree angle with the ground and asked.

However, it was ignored by everyone present.

"Next up, the fourth question..." The host faced the group of contestants again.

"Wait a minute, I already asked. Why?" Kondo interrupted.

However, just as he finished speaking, the answer button was pressed down again!

'Who is it?! Hyakka?!' Kawaki suddenly turned his head.

'Who?!' Shinpachi also quickly looked over.

"Oh, it's still Taka-tin!" The host said, "This time, he pressed the button without even listening to a word!"

"Eh?!!!" Shinpachi's face was full of black lines.

'Impossible! Miracles can't happen three times in a row!' Kawaki and Toshiro thought at the same time, 'This time, sink into the pool properly!'

'As long as Taka-tin answers wrong this time, the rest of the people will definitely not be a match for Hyakka! Also, there is absolutely no need to worry about their balance. Even if they were at the same angle as me just now, there is absolutely no need to worry about falling! As long as they persist, the outcome of this battle will be decided!' Kawaki thought to himself, 'Whether it was Tsusengumi or Imperial Guards, none of them would be a match for them!'

Thinking of this, Kawaki raised his head and revealed a rather refreshing smile.

"Kawaki-sama seems to be in a good mood~" A Hyakka came to Kawaki's side and held his arm in a spoiled manner.

"Yes, yes, yes. What is Kawaki-sama thinking? Can you tell me?" Another Hyakka came to Kawaki's other side and pulled Kawaki's other arm.

"Kawaki-sama~" The last Hyakka, took the opportunity to pounce on Kawaki's chest and rubbed her face a few times with a red face.

"That was because the winning ticket was already..." Kawaki said with a smile. However, before he could finish speaking, he suddenly reacted and broke away from the three ladies, "Wait a minute! Why are you guys down here?! What about the game?!"

"Eh, I just want to play with Kawaki-sama in this slippery pool." a Hyakka replied, "After seeing Kawaki-sama come down, I also can't wait to come down."

"Yes, yes, so are the two of us." The other two Hyakka nodded and said.

"Oh god!" Kawaki covered his face in an instant, and his face was devoid of life, "If I had known this earlier, I should have let Tsukki come! At least she wouldn't lose in this kind of competition! How can I accept this!"

"Wait a minute!" The host looked at Kawaki and the others and said, "Before Taka-tin answered the question, there was an accident in Yoshiwara's team! Now we can see that the other three female players jump down! Did they give up?! Were they scared by the momentum of the opponent who did not even listen to the question and was about to answer it?!"

'This is just reaping what you have sown, Kawaki-san! What an unexpected surprise!' Shinpachi snorted and thought to himself, 'And this time, I can also be sure! Taka-tin is not an ordinary person!'

Thinking of this, Shinpachi's expression changed slightly. He turned his head and looked at Taka-tin with some seriousness. Then he thought, 'That's right! That person must be the strongest reinforcement that Gin-san brought to save us! If it was that person, he could do anything for us! That person's words would definitely bring us another miracle!'

"Then! Taka-tin! Please give us your answer!" The host shouted.

"Go! Taka-tin!" Shinpachi was even more excited than the host.

"Sorry, could I change my underwear? (Kotochan, Pe.)" Taka-tin replied.

'EH?!!' Shinpachi opened his mouth and his forehead was full of black lines. He looked at Taka-tin, who was already trembling all over. He thought to himself, 'As expected, he just wants to go to the toilet! He's done it now! He might have made it in time if he'd said something earlier! And his Otsuu suffix sounds a little strained! Yeah, he's propping his ass up! Just let him go already! Just raise it all the way and finish him off! He has already done very well, let him change his underwear to his heart's content!'

'Humph!' Toshiro snorted in his mind, 'Looks like the goddess of luck won't care about you guys anymore! There are only three of us left on the field and one Imperial Guards! The outcome is clear!'

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Correct!" The host shouted.

"Huh?!" Shinpachi and Toshiro opened their mouths wide at the same time and were stunned on the spot!

"The question was, "What did Otsuu-chan say when a friend caught her picking her nose?''" The host explained, "The answer is, Katochan, Pe!"

"Otsuu suffix was the answer?" Shinpachi clenched his fists and looked at the host beside him angrily, 'And what kind of questions are these for a quiz about a popular idol?!'

"Taka-tin, a miraculous three consecutive quick answer!" The host praised, "And he's even revealed a technique where the Otsuu suffix becomes a prefix?"

'No, it's not like that! He's just a foreigner who's crapped his pants and wants to change his underwear!' Shinpachi looked at Taka-tin, who had already started to curl up into a ball, and tears began to overflow from the corners of his eyes. It was as if he was holding a door with all his strength. He said in his mind, 'Just let him go already! If you don't hurry up, it'll be all over his ass! So let him go!'

"Great! Taka-tin! Great!" At this time, Kagura was still patting Taka-tin's shoulder and cheering.

'Hey forget it! Let's call it a day! Let him wash it up!' At this time, Shinpachi's sympathy for Taka-tin has risen to a new height, but then he thought again, 'But we're on the verge of winning! Taka-tin soiled his pants to earn the blessing of the goddess of victory! We'll do whatever we can to keep her on our side!'

"That..." Kondo, who was holding a slide that was parallel to the surface of the water, looked at Otsuu in front of him and asked tentatively, "Otsuu-chan... that, do you hate... me?"

Otsuu tilted her head with a smile on her face. Then, she instantly pushed the controller in her hand to the highest level, except for Kondo!

In an instant, all the contestants who were still on the slide except for Kondo fell down!

Of course, there was also an accident. That was Taka-tin. The moment he saw Taka-tin falling into his most precious strawberry milk pool, Gintoki reacted. He roared with white eyes and kicked Taka-tin, who was still in the air and had yet to fall into the pool to stop him and throw him into the toilet in the far corner of the venue.

Splash! Boom!

The sound of everyone falling into the pool and the sound of Taka-tin falling into the toilet rang out at the same time...