Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 381: People Are Always Pursuing Something Unknowingly!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 381 People Are Always Pursuing Something Unknowingly!

'Mayonnaise Kingdom...' Toshiro instantly started to let his imagination run wild again, 'Is there really such a thing? Does that thing really exist? The Mayonnaise Kingdom where the mayonnaise spirit lives... Ah, I really want to live in the Mayonnaise Kingdom...'

Toshiro, who was lost in his reverie, suddenly quivered and was awakened by the host's words.

"Otaku Tosshi? Otaku Tosshi? How many times do I have to call you? Otaku Tosshi?" The host patiently called out Toshiro's name.

Toshiro opened his eyes, and only then did he realize his situation. He had unknowingly come down from the slide before the start of the competition and arrived in the mayonnaise pool!

'Sh*t! I really got hit!' Toshiro was in a bad mood. He quickly turned around and looked at the people who were still sitting on the slide.

"Toshiro, what happened? I tried my best to stop you just now, but in the end, you still jumped down by yourself." Kondo pretended to be angry.

"Yes, Oogushi-kun, aren't you too anxious?" Gintoki spread out his hands with a face full of ridicule.

"You don't have the right to ridicule me at all!" Toshiro pointed at Gintoki, who was already drinking to the point of floating in the strawberry milk pool, and shouted, "Aren't you the same?!"

"What an unexpected situation!" The host raised the microphone and explained in surprise, "I didn't expect that before the start of the game, Tsusengumi and Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards lost a team member! And what's more, Tsusengumi lost the captain! A team without a captain is the most terrible thing!"

'Those two bastards!' Toshiro gritted his teeth and looked at Sogo and Kawaki who were also smiling.

'Although it's a pity that I can't kill Hijikata-san with my own hands, this is enough. Let one of the two personalities ascend to heaven, so doesn't it mean... no matter which one is fine?' Sogo calmly curled the corners of his mouth, thinking in his heart, 'Thanks to the boss's suggestion, let Hijikata-san ascend to heaven in happiness!'

'From the very beginning, this game was not for something indifferent to victory!' Kawaki slightly curled the corners of his mouth, 'We only have one goal from the beginning!'

Then, Kawaki and Sogo raised their heads at the same time, revealing the same black-bellied smile.

Kawaki/Sogo: That's right! Our purpose is to make you two Hijikata ascend to heaven in happiness!

"How is your investigation? The information about that girl?"

Kawaki turned around and looked at the three excited and cheering Hyakka sisters beside him.

"Don't worry! Kawaki-sama! You have to believe in our Hyakka's intelligence!" A Hyakka sister replied confidently.

"Yes, Kawaki-sama! Even the lipstick color that the girl usually uses, as well as the color of her underwear today, have been thoroughly investigated!" Another Hyakka sister continued.

"That... isn't the color of the underwear a little too much..." Kawaki smiled a little awkwardly, "No matter how you listen, it sounds like a crime..."

"Are you ready?" At this time, the host announced, "The first round of the final! The quiz showdown begins!"

However, just as the host finished speaking, the situation changed again. The glasses that were originally on the slide accidentally slipped down and fell straight into the strawberry milk pool!

"Shinpachi!" Gintoki, who was also in the pool, quickly picked up the glasses floating on his side and shouted loudly, "What are you doing?!"

"Accidents in the second game are really continuous," The host said again, "The Royal Guards have eliminated another member! Oh no! As the host, I feel terrible! As the Imperial Guards member, Shimura-san, who has been supporting Otsuu-chan from the beginning, should be the most likely contestant to win this competition! What happened? Did his hand slip? Shimura-san showed a remorseful expression!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, Shinpachi, who had just come out of the toilet, lifted the host's head and smashed it directly onto the host platform in front of him, and the whole host platform was shattered.

"Explain it for me!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and cursed, "Why did you carry on without any hesitation?! Why did you start the decisive battle without authorization!"

"Oh my? There is another Shimura-san here!" The host raised his head and looked behind him, his face full of surprise.

"Oh my, your head!" Shinpachi clenched his fists and said in a trembling voice, "It was not easy for me to finish the marathon and come here! I came here with the determination to die! I just went to the toilet in a hurry! Why did you start the game when I was not there? Don't you count the number of people before starting?!"

"Ah? So you are not here yet? Shinpachi-kun?" Kondo asked doubtfully.

"I didn't notice it at all." Kagura continued.

"I really don't think there's anything wrong with it." Gintoki looked at the glasses in his hand.

"I didn't expect that... Shinpachi-kun actually learned the shadow clone!" Kawaki pinched his chin and said with some surprise. Then, he stretched out his hand and looked at the host, "Um, can I report it? Is it against the rules to use the shadow clone in this kind of competition? We are all fighting alone. We should take part in the film set strictly."

"Shut up! That's not a clone at all! Shinpachi is here! I am Shinpachi!" Shinpachi shouted angrily. Then he glanced at the crowd and said expressionlessly, "By the way, did you really not notice that I was not here? Can you not put on such a serious expression? Be careful that I will tear all of you into pieces."

"Well, all in all, as a punishment for being late, you will be disqualified from participating in this quiz." The host turned his head to Shinpachi and announced.

"Wait a minute! [As long as a team member arrives, it doesn't matter if the other members are late.] Isn't this what you said? " Shinpachi hurriedly argued, "You guys are the ones who forgot about my existence without permission, right?"

"Shinpachi! Don't worry-aru!" Kagura shouted at the glasses in Gintoki's hands in the pool, "Me and Taka-tin! We will never lose to them!"

"I already said that it wasn't Shinpachi! That was just Shinpachi's glasses!" Shinpachi complained loudly, "Why are there only two people left? Why is Gin-san eliminated as well?"

"This time, victory is in my hands." Kawaki snorted and glanced at the glasses in Gintoki's hand. He said to himself, "This biggest enemy has been eliminated. With the information that Hyakka has investigated, today's victory must be mine!"

"Kawaki-san, I was wrong to eavesdrop on you talking to yourself, but can you look at me and say it? Why do you look at the glasses and say it?!" Shinpachi pointed at himself and shouted indignantly, "I already said that Shinpachi is here!"

'It seems that the first match of the finals has already been lost... How can I accept this!' Toshiro gritted his teeth and thought to himself. Then he glanced at the glasses in Gintoki's hand, 'But it is the same for the Imperial Guards who have lost their precious combat power! The remaining two will definitely not be a match for that bastard. As for our side, Sogo has already confirmed that it is that guy's helper... There was no other way, I could only try my best to win the next two matches!'

"That, it is my fault to peep into your thoughts, but..." Shinpachi pointed at Toshiro and shouted, "Can you look at me properly? Why are glasses considered a precious combat power?! I am the one!"

"Then let's start the competition again!" Ignoring Shinpachi's retort, the host spoke again, "First question!"

"What?! I really can't participate?!" Shinpachi was a little mad, "I really can't participate anymore?"

"What is the name of the movie Otsuu-chan saw when she was four and loves to death?" The host asked without even looking at Shinpachi.

"Ah! It's really super easy! Can I tell them the answer?! Can you tell your teammates?!"

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kawaki, who had already gotten the answer from a Hyakka, confidently pressed the answer button on the side.

Ding dong ding dong...

"Kawaki-san from Yoshiwara's team!" The host looked at Kawaki.

'It can't be! Logically speaking, Kawaki-san definitely wouldn't know the answer to this question!' Shinpachi looked at Kawaki in disbelief.

'Shinpachi-kun, don't underestimate Hyakka's ability to gather information.' The corners of Kawaki's mouth raised, then he snorted and directly answered: "Roman Horrorday!"

'He actually answered correctly!' Shinpachi gritted his teeth and thought, 'This is the last movie Otsuu-chan went to see with her father...[Roman Horrorday]! Kawaki-san, I didn't expect you to use Hyakka's intelligence in such a place skillfully! Not good! If this situation continued, the results of the first round of the finals would be doomed! No matter if it is Tsusengumi or our team that is left with only two people, we absolutely can not win against him! How can I accept this!!'

The corners of Kawaki's mouth curled up slightly. He looked down at Shinpachi in the distance and thought to himself, 'I'm sorry, Shinpachi. Although I have no interest in that flat-chested woman, I will not give in to you today!'

However, right at this moment, an electronic beep sounded. This was the wrong answer notification!

"Too bad! Wrong answer!" The host announced.

In an instant, both Shinpachi and Kawaki widened their eyes at the same time and looked at Otsuu with disbelief.

"Don't joke around! There won't be any accidents with Hyakka's investigation!" One of the Hyakka sisters said indignantly.

"So close. The correct answer is Roman Horroday(Gangster High School Rock and Roll)." Otsuu explained with a smile.

Kawaki, "..."

"Too bad! Kawaki-san accidentally forgot to add an Otsuu-chan suffix at the end!" The host said.

"Wait a minute! This kind of rule is too casual!" Kawaki quickly shouted, then looked at Otsuu who was holding the remote control of the lift with a smile on her face, "Don't rush to turn on the switch! I have something to say! Wait a moment! A few seconds! Please!!"