Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 379: As Long As You Don't Admit Defeat, the Competition Will Not Be Over!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 379 As Long As You Don't Admit Defeat, the Competition Will Not Be Over!

"Could it be that this team caused this commotion? Can humans really do such a thing?" The host continued, and then whispered to a staff member beside him, "Someone goes and reminds Yoshiwara's team that they broke the rules. They should go to the traffic police team instead of the marathon finish line."

"That... I'm really sorry," The staff member replied in a low voice, "All the staff members who went to remind them have been sent to the hospital... Even the traffic police who tried to stop them were ignored by them..."

"It's really a group of egotistical people..." The host complained, but then suddenly realized something. He looked at the figure who had just passed the corner and was running toward the finish line, "Ah! It finally appeared! We have a team running through the empty streets! That is... that team uniform is----- The Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards!!"

"Who the hell is that?!"

Looking at Taka-tin who crossed the finish line with a victorious posture in slow motion, Toshiro was in a bad mood.

"Great! We've entered the finals! Yay~" Gintoki, who was following behind Taka-tin, made a victory dance with Taka-tin.

"The Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards has made an amazing comeback! They've finished in second!" The host announced.

"Hold it right there!" Looking at Gintoki and Taka-tin, Toshiro could not help but complain, "Who the hell is that?! Where did you get him? Why is a total stranger crossing the finish line in slow motion?! This guy wasn't on your team!"

"Ah, Yeah, Yeah," Gintoki waved his hand impatiently. "Enough of that already. Your reaction yesterday... No, I already saw it the day before yesterday."

"What's with that attitude!" Toshiro shouted in annoyance, "How can you be so shameless when you used an illegal sub?! What's with your attitude?"

"A sub?" Gintoki sneered, "Hey, if you don't have evidence, don't find such a strange excuse to pick a fight."

"Isn't that guy the living evidence?" Toshiro retorted, pointing at Taka-tin, "He can be arrested as a criminal!"

"Hijikata," Gintoki closed his eyes and said in a serious tone, "A marathon. In fact, it is like a life, after overcoming countless difficulties and hardships, the moment you cross the finish line, you will grow up and become like someone else."

"It was originally someone else!" Toshiro shouted in a bad mood,

"What an unreasonable fellow!" Gintoki sighed. Then, he suddenly noticed something. He turned around and looked behind him, "Ah, just in time. There, have a look at your teammate."

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, Yamazaki, who had a Mohican hairstyle and a look of despair on his face, had already arrived behind everyone.

"Yamazaki has also grown to a completely different level!" Gintoki pretended to be and said with emotion.

"It's just that the hairstyle has changed!" Toshiro complained, "Why does your hairstyle change after running a marathon? Why does your hairstyle grow after running a marathon? Ah, this is growth... No matter how you look at it, it is deteriorating, right?"

"Oh! After the Imperial Guards, Tsusengumi's members also seem to have changed into a different person!" The host once again spoke to the camera.

"Woo..." Yamazaki instantly knelt on the ground and sobbed, "How am I supposed to carry out my job as an inspector with this wild hairstyle?"

"Yamazaki... Could it be that this guy..."

"I'm sorry, I failed too much..." As he spoke, Yamazaki raised his head, and the tears on his face flowed freely, "However, Hijikata-san, let's not pursue this matter any further. They're holding a much bigger offense over our heads..."

Just as he finished speaking, a green taxi suddenly stopped behind Toshiro. Immediately, Toshiro turned around and looked over.

"Ah, it's enough here. Don't worry, it won't be exposed. Yeah, just send an invoice..." Sogo opened the car door as he spoke and walked out, "To Hijikata Toshiro."

Seeing this scene, the cigarette in Toshiro's mouth suddenly dropped, and he was stunned on the spot with his eyes wide open and his mouth half open.

"Ah? I seem to have seen that guy somewhere~" Gintoki came behind Toshiro and said with a mocking face, "Isn't that..."

In an instant, Toshiro reached out and covered Gintoki's mouth. With a face full of sweat, he turned his head and said, "N-Now that I think about it, I recall seeing him... That's right! There was a foreigner on your team! Uh, what was his name again?"

"Taka-tin." Gintoki replied.

"Yes! Taka-tin! Yes! Taka-tin!" Toshiro said with haha and dodged his eyes, "I'm sorry for making such a strange excuse, Yamazaki has grown a lot too. Alright, if that's the case, let's go to the finals! Don't think too much about it, let's go to the finals!"

"It's good that you understand," Gintoki said with a treacherous look, "Isn't it good to be honest and obedient from the beginning~"

However, just as Gintoki finished speaking, a police car suddenly stopped behind him. Gintoki immediately turned to look at it.

"Are you alright? If you can't, I'll bring you in." The police officer in the police car asked carefully and concernedly.

"I'm fine..." Kondo replied.

"Don't get lost again next time."

After leaving this kind reminder, the police car drove off.

Seeing Kondo and Kagura coming out of the police car, Gintoki and Toshiro were in a bad mood.

But before they could say anything, the roar of an engine came from afar again, and at the same time, Kawaki's shout came over.

"Get out of the way!" Kawaki leaned out of the window and shouted to the front, "Get away from the finish line! You scums are in the way!!!"

Everyone was taken aback by this tattered and rampaging car, and they all dodged before they had time to think.

The moment the car passed the finish line, it finally stopped, not because of the brakes, but because the car ushered in the end of its own life.

"Finally, I made it." Kawaki pushed open the car door and walked out. He let out a long breath and then looked at the car which was already beginning to disintegrate on its own with a gentle gaze, "Go at ease, brother. I know your dream. I will never give up the championship to anyone else! Merry!"

"Kawaki-sama, don't worry!" The group of Hyakka sisters gathered around Kawaki and pointed to a brand-new golden sports car at the side. They comforted, "The Sunny that will replace Merry is ready!"

"I see..." Kawaki wiped the tears that did not exist at the corner of his eyes and revealed a smile once again, "Don't worry, Merry! I will definitely become a pirate..."

Before Kawaki could finish speaking, he was kicked away by Gintoki and Toshiro at the same time...

"You bastard!" Gintoki shouted, "Why are you still here at this time?! They already said that you have already been disqualified!"

"Why did you drive in a marathon competition? Are you an idiot?!" Toshiro complained crazily.

"Eh? Can't I?" Kawaki got up and said doubtfully, "But I really worked hard. I only have an automatic transmission driver's license, but this is the first time I tried hard to drive a manual transmission."

"That kind of hard work is useless!" Gintoki scolded, "Put that kind of thing into driving school!"

"Why would a guy who has been disqualified come here as if nothing has happened?" Toshiro shouted.

"Don't care too much about this kind of thing," Kawaki waved his hand and continued indifferently, "As the saying goes, victory or defeat will not end as long as I don't admit defeat! This is my life creed!"

"Shut up!" Gintoki and Toshiro shouted at the same time.

...

In the final venue set up next to Oedo TV Station, Kawaki, Gintoki, and the others gathered on the stage here.

"The pianist battle to decide Terakado Tsuu's official fan club. It's only just begun and we've already got a wild one on our hands! With all the injuries, desertions, and dropouts, out of the thousands of teams in the marathon, only three teams were left."

"They are Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards, Tsusengumi, and Yoshiwara's team!" The host continued, "There are also contestants who got lost and were sent to the finish line by police cars, a stretch of the rules..."

"How is that a stretch-aru?!" Kagura argued, "When you explained the rules, you didn't say that you couldn't take a car!"

"That's right! It didn't say that you can't drive without a license card!" Kawaki argued at the same time, "Do you know how nervous I was when I drove a manual car for the first time? I was scared several times!"

"No, I really haven't said it, but I don't have to explain it right?" The host retorted, "You can understand this kind of thing without explaining it, right? Also, I invite Yoshiwara's team to go back to the audience seats and sit down. There is no doubt that you broke the rule!"

"Why?! Didn't he come by taxi?!" Kawaki pointed at Sogo and argued, "At least I drove here by myself! I have worked hard! Besides, you can't say that you can't drive! You should make it clear first!"

"Yes, yes! Kawaki-sama worked super hard! We can all testify!" All the Hyakka echoed, "It's obviously your fault! It's your fault for not explaining the rules clearly!"

"Yes! How can we understand if you don't tell us?" Kondo said unhappily, "Do you know how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us!"

"That's right! Don't play us for fools!" Kagura agreed.

"Please don't bring me together with you two." Kawaki squinted his eyes and raised his hand to remind them.

"Then, Otsuu-chan, what do you think?" The host turned to look at Otsuu who was sitting behind him, "Riding in a car during a marathon, no matter how you think about it..."