Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 376: It’s Not Good to Focus Too Much on the Present!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 376 It's Not Good to Focus Too Much on the Present!

"No, I am the gorilla..." Kondo replied, "No! No! I am not a gorilla in the first place! I am a human! A human!"

"Stupid gorilla!" Kagura sneered. Taking advantage of the moment when Kondo was in a daze, she quickly rushed forward and left Kondo behind in one fell swoop!

"How dare you play with me!" Kondo, who had reacted, immediately rushed forward and roared.

The two of them did not give way to each other and advanced together...

...

On the other side, Gintoki and Shinpachi dragged Takaya, who no longer had any reaction, and slowly walked forward.

Behind the three of them was Yamazaki, who was chattering like an old mother.

"... Because the chief gave the order, we had to participate. " Yamazaki said reluctantly, "But I really can't stand it. He said that in order to release the deputy chief and so on, we had to wear this kind of shady uniform and then suddenly asked us to run. Isn't this inexplicable?"

"No, actually, I don't hate Otsuu-chan, but I don't like to the extent of participating in this kind of competition." Yamazaki waved his hand and continued, "Speaking of which, why can we save the deputy chief after becoming Otsuu-chan's official fans club? I really don't understand~"

'Sh*t! This guy is also one of them!' Gintoki's face was covered with sweat as he thought to himself, 'Okita, Yamazaki, and the Gorilla. This is his team!'

'Bad... This is bad! Gin-san!' Shinpachi's expression was exactly the same as Gintoki's, 'If the organizer of the competition knows about Takaji, we will be finished! We must think of a way to get away with it!'

'Leave it to me!'

Then, Gintoki turned his head and yawned, "Haha, you are really hard-working. Then we are leaving first!"

"Yes, Yamazaki, you can do it." Shinpachi forced a smile and agreed.

Then, Shinpachi and Gintoki began to speed up...

"Wait, Boss." Yamazaki stopped and looked at the three people's backs.

Gintoki and Shinpachi instantly stopped.

They turned to look at Yamazaki behind them with ugly expressions.

"It's too late to start running now." Yamazaki raised his hand and explained, "I am the last one."

"Ah... yes, is that so?" Gintoki revealed an extremely ugly smile.

"Anyway, Boss, you must have let someone run first and walk slowly behind, right?" Yamazaki continued.

"En... en..oh!" Gintoki stammered.

"You don't have to pretend anymore," Yamazaki complained with a smile.

"Oh... oh!" Gintoki's expression was as if he was constipated.

'It's impossible not to pretend!' Shinpachi thought to himself as he walked, 'Although we don't have to worry about the rankings for now because of Kagura-chan, everything will go down the drain once the matter of Takaji being injured is exposed! No matter what, we absolutely can't let anyone find out before the end!'

However, right at this moment, the host's voice came from the television that was placed outside the store. Shinpachi and Gintoki instantly stopped and looked over.

[Right now, the ones running at the front are a young girl and a tall and sturdy man. They are members of Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards and Tsusengumi!]

On television, Kondo and Kagura did not give way to each other. Their eyes were white as they roared and charged forward.

[The two of them did not give in even a single step. They were truly too powerful. The competition had also entered its peak stage! Let's not talk about who would win first. First of all, these two teams have already confirmed that they can advance to the finals! There is no doubt that!]

However, just as Kagura and Kondo were only a corner away from the finish line, the two of them did not change their direction and continued to run in their respective directions!

[Ah? Wait a minute, no, it's not over there! What's going on? The two people running at the front are too focused on their match and ran in the wrong direction! Ah, no, no! I already said that it's not over there!]

However, the two of them did not react to the host's voice and continued to charge forward.

[The two of them ran in the wrong direction with full momentum. They missed a spot less than a hundred meters away from the finish line! Now, the two of them are getting further and further away from the finish line! It's as if they've gone from heaven to hell! This is really bad! If the members of the same team don't think of a way, the two teams will be eliminated from the preliminaries!]

As soon as the host finished speaking, Gintoki and Shinpachi instantly turned around, dragging the unconscious Takaji as they ran for their lives!

"What the hell is that idiot doing?!" Gintoki roared.

"What "If the members of the same team don't think of a way"... Can we catch up with them if we start running now?!" Shinpachi complained, "Are we going to catch up with them with Takaji on our back?"

"The worst case scenario! We shouldn't have let that idiot take the lead!"

At this moment, Yamazaki jogged to Gintoki's side and pointed behind the three of them, "Boss, boss, look behind. There seems to be a lot of things behind us."

Only then did Gintoki and Shinpachi realize that Takaya, who was being carried by the two, was dragging a pile of trash, branches, plastic bags, and so on.

"That, is that person alright?" Yamazaki asked awkwardly, "He hasn't moved since just now."

"Eh?" Gintoki turned to look at Yamazaki.

"Did something happen?" Yamazaki continued to ask.

"It's fine, it's completely fine!" Gintoki hurriedly replied, "It's just that he was too active in the beginning and was too tired!"

"No, but," Yamazaki pointed to a wild dog that was biting Takaya's trousers, "He was bitten by a wild dog. It bit so hard and refused to let go. That dog looked like it found raw meat. Is there really no problem?"

At this time, Shinpachi was crazily pulling the hind leg of the wild dog, but the wild dog had no intention of letting go.

"No problem at all!" Gintoki quickly replied, "This guy keeps a dog at home! Dogs like to get close to him! Ahahaha!"

"No... but," Yamazaki pointed behind him, "There seems to be a strange uncle who is holding a sickle and wearing a black robe. Is this okay?"

At this time, Shinpachi had just finished dealing with the wild dog. He stepped on the uncle who looked like a death ripper and desperately chased him away. However... it was completely useless. The death ripper... was very dedicated.

"It doesn't matter at all!" Gintoki argued again, "That is his father from his hometown! He must have come to cheer for him!"

"No... but," Yamazaki continued, "There's also a woman in white with wings on her back and a strange halo on her head. Is this okay?"

"That's his mother!" Gintoki argued loudly, "The husband and wife are together! Oh, what a beautiful family!"

At this time, Shinpachi was still pulling Takaya's death ripper father and angel mother. This time, Shinpachi finally succeeded! Including Takaya's lower body clothes, all the messy things dragged were finally pulled down!

Looking at a certain part in mosaic underneath Takaya, a few black lines appeared in the corner of Yamazaki's eyes. He could not help but loudly remind, "Boss! It seems that everything has been exposed! Is there really no problem?"

"There is no problem at all! Although it is all exposed, the hat is properly put on! A stylish sunglasses was also put on!" Gintoki shouted without looking back.

"Gin-san!" At this time, Shinpachi also followed, "I can't hide it anymore! I can't hide it anymore! If this goes on, Takaji's body will not be able to take it! Compared to this, we will be arrested for public obscenity before passing the preliminary round!"

"How can I accept that!" Gintoki said somewhat reluctantly, "There is no other way."

Gintoki, who was carrying Takaya, stopped and shouted, "Shinpachi! It's up to you to catch up!"

After saying that, Gintoki carried Takaya and walked across the road.

"Gin-san? Where are you going?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and asked.

"I'll take Takaji to the hospital," Gintoki replied without looking back.

"Gin-san! That's impossible!" Shinpachi hurriedly reminded, "If he goes to see a doctor in this state, he will immediately be hospitalized! He will definitely be sentenced to abstaining!"

"I will bring him back immediately after the treatment is over!" Gintoki turned his head and said seriously, "So before that, please! Shinpachi!"

After saying that, Gintoki raised the corners of his mouth and revealed a smile of trust. Then he turned around again and carried Takaya to the hospital opposite the road.

"Gin-san! That's Urology Plastic Surgery!" Shinpachi could not help but remind him, "Where are you taking him to for treatment?!"

However, Gintoki did not have any reaction and continued to walk firmly.

"It's over, Shinpachi-kun." Yamazaki, who was jogging behind Shinpachi, said, "It is impossible to return to the battlefield in that state. Well, we will cheer for you too, so you just obediently give up and be an ordinary audience. "

After saying that, Yamazaki gently patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and calmly turned around to trot toward the destination.

Shinpachi clenched his fists, turned around, and looked determined.

"I will not give up!" As he spoke, Shinpachi chased after him with large strides, "Gin-san trusted me! The two of them will definitely rush back! All I can do is trust them and move forward resolutely!"

Shinpachi instantly overtook Yamazaki, leaving only a view of his back that was getting further and further away...

"Ah, becoming so hot-blooded is all in vain." Yamazaki continued to run unhurriedly, "It is already certain that Tsusengumi will win..."

Before Yamazaki could finish speaking, Gintoki's voice suddenly sounded from beside Yamazaki.

"He runs really fast. With that kind of momentum, he might be able to catch up..."

"So fast!" Yamazaki turned his face to look at Gintoki, who was running at the same speed as him, with a face of disbelief...