Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 373: Games Like This Are of Course Only Fun if You Participate in Them Yourself!

"What?" Gintoki retorted with a look of disdain, "The ones who should scram are you bunch of bastards! If you like a person, you should even like that person's dirty thing! What won't make [Beep] ah? Just look at the dirt and pretend you don't see it and you're out! Hurry up and scram, you bunch of virgins."

As he said this, Gintoki pointed at Shinpachi who was beside him, and continued, "Our general said that he can eat eight bowls. Even if you spend your whole life, you won't be a match for us, Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards!"

After asking, Shinpachi turned to look at Gintoki. Several black lines appeared in the corner of his eyes, and he reminded in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense about that."

"Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards?!"

"They are the strongest... Impossible! I heard that fan club has been completely wiped out by the new forces!"

"No way! Are those guys still alive?!"

"Don't joke around! I came because I thought I had a chance of winning because they were not here!"

"Humans can't eat eight bowls! I think I can barely eat one bowl, I'm too weak!"

"I... I give up!"

"Me too...!"

...

Because of Gintoki's words, hundreds of OTAKUs scurried away like rats. After they received the so-called Yoshiwara discount coupons at the entrance of the venue, they fled the venue without looking back.

"Kawaki-sama, this is a new script." A Hyakka instantly appeared on the stage and handed the new script in her hand to Kawaki.

"Thank you," Kawaki said with a smile. Then, he pointed at the four people dressed in Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards' uniform and said, "Go down and bring them along with you. They are so annoying."

"Yes!"

After the Hyakka sister responded, several Hyakka sisters appeared beside her and pushed Gintoki and the others off the stage.

"Don't cause trouble for Kawaki-sama!" A Hyakka scolded Gintoki and the others, "This is the first time that Kawaki-sama has appeared in front of the audience! We can't destroy Kawaki-sama's image just because of you guys!"

"That's right!" The other Hyakka sisters echoed.

"As the only sponsor and organizers, we, Hyakka, have the right to deprive you of your qualifications to participate." A Hyakka continued, "Even if it's Kawaki-sama's friends and niece!"

"By the way, what purpose do you have for letting that idiot be the host?" Gintoki was speechless.

...

"Um, please calm down. Let me analyze the script with Otsuu-chan a little." As he spoke, Kawaki turned off the microphone and took the script he had just gotten. He moved closer to Otsuu and the two of them began to discuss something in a low voice.

...

"Gin-san, thank you very much. Including Kawaki-san, we have reduced the number of opponents by one-fifth." Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and whispered.

"You know, right?" Gintoki replied casually, "It doesn't matter what the membership card is, the bonus is mine!"

"What are you talking about?" Kagura frowned and retorted, "The bonus is all mine-aru! For today's competition, I listened to Otsuu-chan's songs countless times. Now I can sing it-aru!"

As she spoke, Kagura cleared her throat, "Your old brother is squatting at home..."

Before she finished singing, Gintoki stretched out his index finger and directly poked Kagura's cheek. He squinted his eyes and said disdainfully, "Are you an idiot? Want to die? This isn't Supergirl."

"Hey, Shin-chan, can these guys really do it?" Takaya leaned over to the speechless Shinpachi and whispered in his ear.

However, at this moment, something unexpected happened on the stage.

A man with scars all over his body tied tightly with ropes and wearing only loincloth pants struggled to climb out from backstage.

"Everyone! Do not believe this person! He is not the host!" The man shouted loudly.

"I'm sorry, Kawaki-sama! We didn't take good care of him!" Two Hyakka sisters instantly appeared and knelt in front of Kawaki.

"Ah, it doesn't matter," Kawaki shrugged. "I'm tired of playing anyway. Next..."

As he spoke, Kawaki pulled off the green suit that did not fit him and smiled, "Next is the real competition!"

"That guy..." The corners of Gintoki's mouth twitched as he watched the scene on the stage, "Did he really do that?!"

"I'll leave it to you." Kawaki untied the man on the stage and put his suit on the man's shoulder. At the same time, he handed the microphone to the man. He gave a thumbs-up and squinted his eyes at the same time and said, "It's your turn next!"

After that, Kawaki took the two Hyakka sisters off the stage.

"Team Yoshiwara, make a serious mistake," The host put on his clothes and adjusted his appearance. He raised the microphone and said, "If it happened again, you will be disqualified from the competition!"

Shinpachi, who was in the audience, twitched his mouth and looked at Kawaki beside him, "What... what is going on?"

"Of course, it is to eliminate some opponents before the competition." Kawaki waved his hand, his face indifferent.

"Opponent... what's going on?" Shinpachi caught the main point and looked at Kawaki in disbelief, "Could it be...!"

"That's right, Shinpachi-kun." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and raised his index finger. He smiled and said, "We also participated."

"Why?!"

"Of course, it's for the collector's edition game in the luxury prize," Kawaki replied matter-of-factly, "Now we are enemies, Shinpachi-kun, please take care of me!"

"No way!" Shinpachi hugged his head and shouted in a somewhat frantic manner, "[For the life of the younger generation, you can risk your life] didn't you say that?!"

"In fact, there is another sentence," Kawaki stopped the smile on his face and raised his index finger. With a serious face, he continued, "What you want should be obtained by your own ability."

"I'm sorry, Shinpachi-kun. I won't show mercy this time." As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at the group of Hyakka sisters, "Are you all ready"

"Yes!" xn

The group of Hyakka sisters took out their kunai and looked fiercely at the excited OTAKUs in front of the stage.

"Shinpachi-kun, haven't you heard of this?" The corners of Kawaki's mouth curled up slightly, and he revealed a sly smile, "Games, of course, are fun only if you participate in them yourself. I will crush all the boring fights between you and V-shaped bangs! Ahahaha..."

"Gin-san, this is bad. Kawaki-san is really playful," Shinpachi trembled all over and turned to look at Gintoki anxiously, "He has completely entered a two-faced state! What should we do? Originally, the enemy was only Hijikata-san who was already tricky enough. Now, with Kawaki-san, it was even worse!"

"Little uncle, can I join your team?" Kagura came to Kawaki and asked, "I only need the bonus."

"I don't care," Kawaki replied indifferently. Then, he glanced at Gintoki and the other two, whose expressions had already changed, and said, "As long as the three of them agree."

"Alright! It's decided! I want to join..." Before Kagura could finish speaking, she was dragged back by Gintoki and Shinpachi.

"Shut up! Our team will lose the qualification to compete if we lack one person!" Shinpachi reminded her.

"Are you an idiot?" Gintoki rolled his eyes and scolded.

"But, it seems that with little uncle, it is easier to win." Kagura broke free from the two of them and retorted righteously, "It's impossible to win with you guys! You only know how to drag me down every time."

"I don't want to hand over the name of the official fan club to that kind of person!" Shinpachi said through gritted teeth.

"It doesn't matter, Shinpachi-kun." Kawaki came in front of Shinpachi and shrugged his shoulders, "I only want the game from the luxury prize. I don't care about anything else. That Otsuu-chan's official fan club, I can also give it to you."

"Alright! Yoshiwara-Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards, prepare to complete the task!" Gintoki instantly rebel, then looked at Kagura, who was beside him, "That, half of the bonus is mine, understand?!"

"You betrayed us too quickly!" Shinpachi was in a bad mood and shouted loudly.

"Didn't this idiot already say that he can give you the official fan club reward?" Gintoki replied, "It will be easier this way"

At this time, on the stage, the real host had already sorted out his state. He cleared his throat and raised the microphone to say, "Ahem, although all sorts of situations have occurred and quite a number of people have withdrawn, the competition still has to be carried out. The people who withdraw from here will be considered eliminated from the preliminaries. Is that okay? Everyone, let's begin the real preliminaries. Please listen carefully."

"We have approximately one thousand teams of four people here, but only four teams will make it to the final selection!!"

"Wait a minute, host!" One of the contestants asked, "What happened to the host just now? What happened to Yoshiwara's coupons?"

"Yes, yes! Is Yoshiwara's coupon still going to be released?" The group of contestants was excited, but this time, it was not for Otsuu-chan, but for the coupons.

"This..." The host was a little embarrassed and did not know what to say. After a long silence, he said, "What are you doing here? Didn't you come for Otsuu-chan?"

"Give these coupons out," Below the stage, Kawaki took out a thick stack of coupons from his bosom and handed them to Hyakka, who was beside him. "I promised Tsukki that I would invite a group of guests. That's why she lent you guys to me. If I can't do it..."

Thinking of the kunai in Tsukuyo's hands that flashed with a cold light, Kawaki felt a chill down his spine...