Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 363: Everyone Has Their Own Strong Points! So Please Don't Feel Inferior!

"Ah, they said that they'll come after they buy presents," Shinpachi replied.

"Will they be all right? I hope they don't buy anything strange." Otae said worriedly.

"No problem, no problem. I know that guy," Kawaki replied, "It will definitely be kept below 500 yen! Probably something like a stationery bag or a notebook."

Shinpachi, "..."

Just when Shinpachi was feeling a little helpless, Tojo's voice suddenly came from the side of the road.

...

Tojo, who wrapped his head with a towel like a thief, hid behind a small tree on the side of the road. He stuck his head out and whispered to Kawaki and the others, "Shinpachi-dono, Otae-dono, Kawaki-dono, and Tsukuyo-dono..."

They stopped in their tracks and looked over. After seeing Tojo's attire, they all narrow their eyes at the same time.

"That, Tojo-san, where are you doing?" Shinpachi asked expressionlessly.

"Shh!" Tojo made a gesture of silence, then waved to the crowd to come over. He reminded them in a low voice, "Hurry up and come here, It'll be a problem if you enter through the front door right out in the open!"

...

Kawaki and the others followed behind Tojo, walking slowly in the bamboo forest behind the mountain.

"The celebration of Kyubei Yagyu's birthday was a surprise I planned in secret." Tojo explained as he walked, "Because the young master has gone out to practice and has not come back, I can only invite you to come in through the back door."

Hearing Tojo's words, Kawaki curled his lips in disdain."No matter how hard you try, there is no hope. The result is already doomed. Just give up. Your ending is in the extra episode, just go to the extra episode honestly in strawberry underwear and wait. "

"Is Kawaki-san still concerned about that matter?" The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched as he complained. Then, he looked at Tojo and asked, "Well, in short, we understand. Does it mean that Kyubei does not know about this matter?"

"Well, after all, if Young Master knows..." Tojo hesitated to speak.

"Indeed..." Shinpachi smiled awkwardly.

"If it was Kyubei, she would have said, [A birthday party? I don't need that kind of boring thing.]"

"What a troublesome little brat~" Kawaki crossed his arms and said with some disdain.

"After all, Kyubei's character is like that," Shinpachi replied, "Just like how Kawaki-san is a hopeless game otaku that can't be changed."

"Hey, wait a minute, who is the hopeless game otaku?!" Kawaki stopped and shouted.

"Hurry up, that hopeless game otaku at the back." Tsukuyo turned her face and glanced at Kawaki who stopped behind her.

"Hey! How rude of you guys!"

...

After a big round, they finally followed Tojo through the back door to Yagyu's house.

"Ah, I really miss it!" Kawaki looked at the familiar courtyard and sighed. But then, Kawaki found something and pointed to the house not far away, "Well, I remember that those houses were not like this. Have they been rebuilt?"

"What is going on with your memory?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, "Is it because you can't remember whose fault is it?"

"Huh?" Kawaki looked at Shinpachi with a puzzled face.

"That's enough. I don't want to retort anymore. A good birthday party should give me a little rest," Shinpachi said helplessly as he held his forehead.

"Right," Tojo suddenly thought of something. He took out a few pamphlets from his pocket and handed them to Kawaki and the others, "These are the programs for today's event, so please flip through them."

Then, Tojo took out pamphlets with different covers and handed them to Kawaki and the others again. He explained, "There is also a script that has been prepared, please memorize your lines before the young master returns."

"Script?!" Looking at the two pamphlets in his hands, Shinpachi couldn't help but complain, "You've got a script?! How excited about this are you?! Ah, no, I can't help but retort again..."

"Please be sure not to make any impromptu or other redundant activities, and act strictly according to this script." Tojo reminded again.

After that, Tojo turned around and walked to the side.

"That... Tojo-san, I know that you are excited, but the birthday party won't be any fun if you're so strict about it..." Shinpachi looked at Tojo's back and said, but before he could finish, he was interrupted by Otae.

"Shin-chan, Shin-chan," Otae pointed to the few people who were slowly walking toward the venue of the birthday party, "Look over there, doesn't that person look familiar?"

Shinpachi followed Otae's line of sight and saw the well-known actor, Oguri Shunnosuke, dressed in a Japanese suit, slowly walking toward the auditorium accompanied by his agent and bodyguards.

"Who is that guy?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "Is he an acquaintance of Kyubei? He doesn't look very smart."

"Kawaki-san, don't you even know that person?!" Shinpachi quickly replied, "That's the famous actor Oguri Shunnosuke! He's an extremely popular actor! Why is a highly popular actor here now?"

"Of course, it's to entertain the young master to attend the birthday party." Tojo, who was at the side, stopped and explained without looking back.

"Eh?!"

"Don't always be surprised. That kind of guy is not a big deal." Kawaki said with some disdain, "He is just a few hundred times more handsome than you and only one-third of me. He is also very rich. Shinpachi, in a sense, you are not inferior to that guy, such as the poor and sour smell on your body."

"Well, this is not a comfort, Kawaki-san..." Shinpachi retorted with an expressionless face.

"And he also retorts which definitely can't compare to you. You have to have confidence in yourself, Shinpachi-kun!" Kawaki continued, "You have to know that in this work, he holds all of the retorting."

"This is not comforting. Kawaki-san, is my role only to retort? Is there no other meaning in my life other than retorting?"

"Look, look. If you are not, you definitely wouldn't spit out such a shit." Kawaki said gently, patting Shinpachi on the shoulder, "I'm proud of you, Shinpachi-kun."

"Even if you say such things in such a gentle tone, I won't be happy at all!" Shinpachi retorted crazily.

"Shin-chan! And the people walking over there..." Otae pointed to the other side and said.

Looking at the figure who always wore a black suit and sunglasses holding a small microphone in his hand, Shinpachi was surprised. "Ah! It's Tamo-san! A big name in daytime television, Tamo-san! Could it be that he is also..."

"There's no need to introduce this person, Shinpachi-kun." Kawaki smiled, "Even if I go to hell, I will never forget this person. This person owes us a luxurious prize."

"Kawaki... san?"

"I didn't expect to meet you at such a time. This is a good opportunity~ Shinpachi-kun." As he spoke, Kawaki raised his head and revealed a smile again. He raised an index finger, "Then, let him use his two most precious [Beep] instead to pay off the debt!"

After saying that, Kawaki instantly jumped up and directly rushed forward. Shinpachi, who was at the side, had no time to stop him. He could only watch as Kawaki got closer and closer to Tamo-san.

"Miss Tsukuyo!"

"It's fine." After Tsukuyo responded, she unhurriedly took out several kunai that emitted a cold light from her bosom and threw it toward the back of Kawaki's head without the slightest hesitation...

Puff!

Three kunai hit the bullseye...

Kawaki... hit the street...

...

"Why did you stop me?!" Kawaki complained, "That kind of guy is nothing but trash! This kind of person who doesn't keep his word doesn't benefit society at all in this world!"

"A game otaku is also useless to society." Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki indifferently.

"Calm down, Kawaki-san." Shinpachi smiled apologetically, "Besides, didn't we also violate the rules during the Pet Contest? So this has nothing to do with Tamo-san."

"You are the ones who violated the rules! I have always followed it!" Kawaki retorted with a serious face, "Follow the rules in my heart!"

"This person is really hopeless." Shinpachi pointed at Kawaki and narrowed his eyes at the crowd.

...

Finally, Kawaki and the others followed Tojo to the venue or the entrance of the auditorium, which was specially prepared for the birthday party.

Looking at the magnificent hall, the elegant people of the upper class, and the service staff, Shinpachi and Otae covered their mouths in surprise at the same time.

However, Tojo seemed to have expected it. He smiled and explained, "Because it is a birthday party for the young master of a famous family, Yagyu. This level is extremely natural."

"Wow... What happened..." Shinpachi was still unable to recover from his shock as he exclaimed in surprise, "The entertainment world, political world, and other famous people from various fields are everywhere! This is the strength of Yagyu's family... The strength of the prestigious family that served as Shogun's guidance..."

"That's amazing. He actually called so many people." Otae covered her mouth and said worriedly, "How should we divide this cake? With so many people, each portion will become like beef cubes... "

"Is this the time to talk about this, Sister?!" Shinpachi replied, "We've come to the wrong place! It's obvious that we are not on the same level! It was said it was a birthday party, so it was very easy to come, but this was not a relaxed atmosphere for everyone to gather! "

"Because you are Young Master's friends, I especially entertain you. Originally, your identities were not even allowed to stand here." Tojo turned around and reminded, "So you just have to silently sit in your seats according to the script. In short, don't attract too much attention, don't ruin the atmosphere of the venue, and act carefully. You must pay attention to it and absolutely can not discredit the Young Master."