Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 361: It’s Like the Default Industry Rule That Barbers Don’t Understand Customers Asking for This Kind of Thing

"That isn't Katsura-san anymore, right? Has he become Wakame-san?!" Shinpachi complained again.

"Forget it. Zura is a person who is suitable for short hair." Gintoki replied disapprovingly.

"He gave up! This guy chose a fine time to stop trying!"

"Anyway, let's get back to mage?" Gintoki waved his hand and replied impatiently. Then, he held Katsura's hair which had just been cut into a bundle, and took out a glue to smear it on.

"We should be able to fool him with this." Gintoki nodded and continued.

"Well, that's true. With such silky hair, we should be able to make something as good as his old one." Shinpachi nodded.

...

"Well, isn't it a little too silky?" Gintoki looked at Kondo's mosaiced part where he put Katsura's hair and murmured his analysis.

"It's not there, right?!" Shinpachi complained madly.

"But if we just let it go like this, I feel a little guilty," Gintoki explained, "And this can also be considered a Shogun, right?"

"What kind of Shogun is that?!" Shinpachi pointed at Katsura's hair which was obviously stuck to Kondo's mosaic part, which was deliberately styled into a certain hairstyle by Gintoki. He was furious and shouted crazily, "Rather than Shogun, it's more accurate to say that it's Monsieur!"

"Although it can't play the guitar, but it can still get the job done." Gintoki comforted.

"That's not the issue here! Gin-san, Mage! Mage! Hurry up!" Shinpachi pointed at the top of Shige Shige's head and hinted frantically, "Hurry up before he finds out!".

"I get it already." Saying that Gintoki put a mage on Kondo's mosaic part.

"Not there!" Shinpachi shouted frantically, "Where the hell are you making a mage?!"

"It doesn't lose to the old one, right?" Gintoki crossed his arms and said proudly.

"What are you so proud of!" Shinpachi continued, "So don't worry about Shogun over there! Over here! If we don't hurry up, we might lose our heads!"

"There's no other way, I can only borrow a little hair from Zura." Gintoki nodded and walked toward Katsura again.

"Hey! If you continue cutting, Katsura-san will have no hair!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him, "By the way, have you used up all the hair you just cut?"

"Ah, at least I want to make him a warm type, which looks like a cozy bird's nest." Gintoki pointed at Kondo and explained.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter! What should we do now? The hair that was cut off from Katsura-san has all been wasted by you!"

"I can't help it. I can only replace it with the gorilla's hair." With that, Gintoki took the scissors and came behind Kondo.

"Kondo-san's hair won't do! The length of his hair can't be made into a mage!"

"Then it's a little difficult..." Before he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Kawaki who was still sleeping soundly on the guest sofa.

...

"Gin-san, this shouldn't work, right?" The corners of Shinpachi's eyes twitched as he looked at Gintoki who was about to cut off Kawaki's hair, "Although this length is barely enough, the color is different, right?"

"What does it matter? Can't we just treat it as a little dye? Maybe Shogun will like it very much too." Gintoki replied disapprovingly, and at the same time, he extended the scissors toward Kawaki's short ponytail.

"Wait a minute! Gin-san! That won't do, right?! It absolutely not, right?!" Shinpachi reminded in a low voice, "No matter what, that ponytail won't do, right? That is the same as Gin-san's naturally wavy hair, it can be considered a "Charm Point"! If you lose that, it will definitely be bad, right?!"

"But isn't this most convenient? And I guarantee that this idiot won't be able to tell." Gintoki replied in a low voice, "Also, charm point? Can this kind of thing also be called a charm point? It's not all, Shinpachi. Moreover, a man who is almost thirty years old still has such a short ponytail. He will definitely be laughed at! I'm helping him. I'm helping him get rid of the unfavorable factors that affect his image, right?"

"Gin-san, isn't this excuse too perfunctory?" Shinpachi squinted his eyes and retorted expressionlessly.

"Can you find something better than this?" Gintoki retorted, "And don't forget, this person brought the Shogun here! He is the culprit who caused us to panic for so long! "

"No, it has nothing to do with Kawaki-san, right?" Shinpachi refuted, "Is it the Shogun who wants a haircut?"

"I already said not to care about so much!" As he spoke, Gintoki directly extended the scissor toward Kawaki's ponytail.

However, at this moment, Kagura's voice came from the direction of the door.

"Gin-chan! Shinpachi!" Kagura held a white plastic bag and shouted while panting.

"Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi turned around and looked in the direction of the door.

"Finally, I got it back." Kagura held the plastic bag and calm down slightly. Then, she walked toward Shige Shige.

"Really?!" Shinpachi said in surprise. Then, he also walked toward Shige Shige.

"Well done!" Gintoki also said and came behind Shige Shige. It was also because of this reason that Kawaki was able to save his charm point!

"You actually managed to get it back. I thought that it would definitely not work." Gintoki looked at Kagura and praised her.

"Although it was very hard, I still managed to find a way to get it back-aru." Kagura replied, "As long as there is this, there will be no problem."

"Alright! Quickly put the mage back on the Shogun's head!" Shinpachi urged.

After responding, Kagura picked up a tongs and put it into the bag. Then, she picked up a piece of mosaic that was still emitting a subtle smell and placed it on Shige Shige's head...

"Ah... What is this?" Looking at the anonymous mosaic, Shinpachi pushed the glasses on his face and asked expressionlessly, "Why is there a mosaic? Why does it have a stinky smell?"

"It was so hard," Kagura sighed slightly, "I had to look all over the street for the right size of golden retriever sh-..."

Without waiting for Kagura to finish speaking, Gintoki picked up Kagura and instantly rushed out of the store. At the same time, Shinpachi also ran away with Gintoki...

...

At this time, Kawaki slowly woke up. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up from the sofa, "Is it still not done? It has been an hour..."

Before he finished speaking, Kawaki was stunned. He saw two lines of clear tears flowing down Shige Shige's face which was wearing a big smile. At the same time, he was slowly walking toward the door. At the same time, Kawaki also found that there was a long mosaic on Shige Shige's head...

"I had no idea..." As Shige Shige walked, he said, "The commoners' braid mage under such foul conditions... I had no idea... I knew nothing at all. I finally understood what Kawaki-san said. If I want to get something, I have to pay the price I deserve. If ordinary people want to have a mage, they must pay the same price as I did today... Reform, reform is needed! Edo will have no future... if I do not reform barbershops!

"Um, Young Shogun, are you not going to Yoshiwara?" Kawaki finally reacted and shouted at Shige Shige's back.

"I'm sorry, Kawaki-san. There are more important things to do now." Shige Shige said without looking back.

...

"What was that just now?" Kondo looked in the direction of the door a little puzzled.

"I couldn't tell if he was crying or laughing." Katsura also looked in the direction of the door.

"Maybe he was crying tears of joy." Kawaki cross his hands and looked in the direction of the door. He nodded and analyzed.

"Anyway, when am I going to get my hair cut?" Kondo turned to look at Kawaki and said doubtfully, "I have been waiting for a long time."

"Actually, so do I. I've waited long enough." Katsura also turned to look at Kawaki. "When am I going to get my hair cut? As the number one hairstylist in Edo... huh? Kawaki?"

"Who are you? Why do you know my name?" Kawaki asked in confusion.

"Who? What are you talking about..." When he saw his own appearance in the mirror, Katsura shouted, "AHHHHH!!!!"

At the same time, Kondo, who felt a chill in his lower body, also discovered the change in a certain part of his body. He shouted in shock, "AHHHH!!!!"

"Tsk, don't talk to people you don't know casually. " Kawaki curled his lips and turned to walk out the door.

...

Not long after this incident, this barbershop was rebuilt at the Bakufu's expense for some reason. With a magnificent building and barbers from across the land...

In the blink of an eye, this shop became the number one barbershop in Edo. However... few were aware that three barbers had risked their lives in the shadows to save this shop...

But it doesn't matter! At least for a man with orange-red ponytail hair, this kind of thing doesn't matter! Because there are more important topics in Edo now!

That was the film of Shinsengumi Deputy Chief and 1st Division Captain, "Chainsaw: Shinsengumi Special!" is in full swing.

As soon as the film was released, it was crazily sought after by all of the Jouishishi in Edo. In just a few days, it quickly seized the entire film market in Edo.

The Jouishishi watched the movie three times from beginning to end. They had to memorize the lines of the two main characters. Otherwise, they would not be considered qualified Jouishishi.

...

Yoshiwara.

"Boss, this time, it seems to be a bit too much." Sogo put down the game controller and looked at Kawaki, "Hiding here for so many days is not the solution. Hijikata-san has added my name to the kill-only wanted poster that only needs to see the corpse."

"But thanks to this, we made a lot of money, Sogo-kun," Kawaki replied, then raised an index finger and said with a smile, "It is the so-called if you want to get something, you must pay the same price. This is basically the case for everything in the world~"

Sogo, "..."