Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 359: God Created the Mage?!

"Well then, guest, how do you want your hair cut today?" As he spoke, Gintoki hurriedly grabbed the towel and applied it on Shige Shige's face again and rubbed it. Of course, the place where the most were rubbed place was where the naruto rolls were located.

"In that case, could you redo my mage?" Shige Shige, whose eyes were closed, asked politely,

"Ah, yes. Understood. Then I'll clean your face while I'm cutting your hair. Don't people always say that face is the window of the soul?" Gintoki said with a smile as he wiped Shige Shige's face.

"Gin-san, the eyes should be the windows to the soul." Shinpachi reminded him in a low voice.

"Noisy! There is no difference at all! Don't the eyes grow on the face?!" Gintoki shouted in a low voice with veins popping out. At the same time, he gently pinched the door roll in Shige Shige's eyes with a towel. Then, he took the towel back. At the same time, Gintoki felt relieved again.

"The meaning is completely different..." Shinpachi replied in a low voice. But then, Shinpachi noticed that Gintoki's expression was not quite right. At this time, Gintoki was holding a towel. His face was black, and his mouth was half open. His face was full of cold sweat as he looked at the mirror in front of Shige Shige.

"What's wrong? Gin-san? Isn't the naruto already..." Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, he suddenly saw Shige Shige in the mirror. He was instantly stunned, 'Why?!'

It was as if a shadow clone was cast on Shige Shige's left eye. Not only his left eye but even his right eye was covered with the same naruto.

After a few seconds, Gintoki was the first to react. He stepped on the switch on the back of the chair to put the chair flat. At the same time, he pulled Shinpachi and retreated. He did not forget to smile at Shige Shige, "Then... then please lie down and close your eyes!"

...

"This is bad!!" Gintoki, whose eyes were full of black lines, shouted at Shinpachi and Kagura in front of him in a low voice, "I can't get the naruto off! Like it doesn't want to come off! Like the one that uses the Shadow Clone Technique!"

"Calm down, Gin-san!" Shinpachi comforted him in a low voice and explained, "Nobody's using any Shadow Clone Technique. There were two stacked on top of each other to begin with."

"What are we going to do about that?!" Gintoki pointed at Shige Shige who was lying on the chair. His face was full of black lines and he shouted in a low voice, "Looks like he has Sharingan! I'm too scared to go near him! He might steal my special techniques!"

"I've never seen any Sharingan that dirty!" Shinpachi shouted in a low voice,

"Besides, you don't have any special technique, right? That's why Bandai Namco's having a hard time, 'cause they can't put out any fighting games!"

"Hey! Somebody do something about this!" Gintoki nudged Shinpachi and whispered, "Pretend to wash his face and get rid of it!"

"Why me?!" Shinpachi retorted without hesitation.

However, just as the two of them were pushing each other, Kagura couldn't bear to watch any longer. She crept behind Shige Shige, bent down, and tried to pinch the naruto covering Shige Shige's eyes with her fingers.

However, even though she tried many times, the final result still ended in failure, because the naruto was too slippery. Every time she picked it up, it slipped off her fingers and stuck to Shige Shige's face again.

"I can't get it off," Kagura turned to look at the two people who were still pushing each other and whispered, "It's so slippery that it can't catch it at all. It's always slipping."

"Kagura-chan, how much pork bone soup did you eat for it to become so oily?" Shinpachi was a little speechless.

"There's no other way. I can only use a razor to scrape it off-aru." Kagura nodded, then took out a razor from her pouch.

Looking at Kagura facing Shige Shige's head, compared to the shiny razor, Shinpachi's heart was in his throat. He didn't care too much and quickly grabbed Kagura.

"Wait! Kagura-chan! It's very dangerous!" At the same time that Shinpachi let go of Kagura, he reminded her in a low voice, "You have to be gentle! Your actions just now were too sloppy! If you are not careful, you will hurt the Shogun!"

"I understand-aru." Kagura let out a breath, and her eyes became serious. She then carefully extended the razor to the naruto on Shige Shige's face.

At the same time, Gintoki and Shinpachi, who were standing beside Kagura, also stared at the razor that Kagura slowly extended to Shige Shige. They did not even dare to swallow their saliva or breathe loudly, for fear of affecting Kagura's movements.

Seeing that the razor was about to reach the area where the naruto was located, Gintoki and Shinpachi both broke into a sweat for Kagura.

However, at this moment, Kondo, who was lying flat on the side seat, slowly woke up. He took off the towel on his face without any explanation. He was stunned for a moment, then slightly raised his head and looked at Gintoki and the others. He said, "Uh, excuse me. How long do I have to wait..."

Kagura, who was just about to touch the naruto, shook her hand lightly. The razor in his hand almost scratched Shige Shige's skin. Fortunately, it was a little bit off.

"We're in the middle of something important here, so shut up, dying gorilla!" Kagura wiped the sweat off her forehead, held a shiny razor in her hand, and looked at Kondo with an evil look, "Who knows what I'll end up cutting off if my hand slips?"

At the same time, Gintoki and Shinpachi also turned their heads.

Feeling the threatening eyes of the three people, Kondo quickly lay down again and applied the towel to his face again.

...

Seeing this, Kagura breathed a sigh of relief. Then, she raised the razor again and slowly extended it to the naruto location on Shige Shige's forehead.

Seeing Kagura carefully scrape the razor along Shige Shige's smooth forehead, Gintoki and Shinpachi heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Ah, okay, okay," Gintoki whispered, "It's okay according to this! Kagura-chan, do your best!"

"Oh, I took it off-aru!" Kagura exclaimed in a low voice and show the naruto she took off.

"Wow! Well done, Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi praised in a low voice.

"Take down the other shadow clone as well..." Gintoki reminded him in a low voice.

Hearing this, Kagura once again focused her mind and moved the razor gently toward the location of the other naruto...

Finally...

"Great, I take it off-aru." Kagura threw away the scraped naruto, and at the same time, exhaled and wiped the thin sweat on her forehead.

"Well done, Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi praised again in a low voice.

"Great, we finally passed the first stage." At this time, Gintoki's hanging heart finally sank back into his stomach, "Then next..."

But before Gintoki could finish, a bun-shaped object slowly fell from Shige Shiige's head to the floor behind him, and at the same time, Shige Shige's hair on both sides scattered...

The trio: ...

After a few seconds of silence, Shinpachi, whose face was covered in a cold sweat and whose eyes were full of black lines, was the first to twitch his mouth and look at the bun-shaped object on the ground. He said, "That... what is that? Wait, wait, wait a moment, this... No way... Gin... Gin-san, this... this..."

As he spoke, Shinpachi slowly turned his head to look at Gintoki with a face full of sweat, "This... could it be... the Shogun... hair..."

Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, Gintoki reacted. Gintoki instantly bent down and picked up the indescribable object on the ground. Then, he instantly got up, raised his left leg high, and made an extremely standard throwing motion. Then, he threw it toward the door with all his strength!

With a loud bang, the entire shop door was smashed into pieces.

"You moron!" Gintoki turned his head with red eyes, "Can't you keep this place clean?! We've got golden retriever sh*t lying around!"

"It's not at all!" Shinpachi complained madly, "That was clearly the Shogun's mage just now! You hid the evidence at the speed of light, but it was obvious that his mage come off!"

"You're wrong! That was absolutely golden retriever sh*t! The color! The size! It could only be golden retriever sh*t! Nothing more! Nothing less!" Gintoki argued loudly.

"So where did this golden retriever come from?" Shinpachi retorted. Then he turned to look at Shige Shige, who was still lying on the chair and had not noticed, "The most... worst situation, Gin-san! We were too focused on the naruto and accidentally cut off his hair! This is no longer a problem of how to stick it back! What should we do?! Even committing seppuku won't be enough for this!"

At this time, Gintoki's legs began to tremble uncontrollably, and Kagura also began to search for the time machine in the cabinet next to her.

"Ca-Ca-Ca-Calm down, calm down, Shinpachi!" Gintoki consoled, but obviously in panic.

"Without his mage. the Shogun is just a baldie. With a huge forehead! like someone cosplaying as a fallen warrior!" Shinpachi hugged his head and continued, "Yeah, you could even say that the mage makes the Shogun! Shogun must have mage! Gin-san! What should we do?!"

"But if you were to put golden retriever sh*t on the Shogun's head, anybody would remove it, right?!" Gintoki braced himself and explained, "That's what a samurai would do! That's what a loyal subject would do!"

"A samurai who calls the Shogun's mage sh*t is not a samurai!" Shinpachi retorted while his saliva was flying everywhere.

"I-I-It's fine! Definitely fine!" Gintoki's tongue was still tied up, but even in this situation, he was still forcefully comforting himself, "Life isn't harsh or cruel at all!"