Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 339: Don’t Think That by Becoming a Spirit... A Stand, Everything That Happened in the Past Can Be Written Off!

"Then why don't you go?" Gintoki was a little speechless.

However, just as Gintoki finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sound similar to the sound of punching a wall from the room next door.

"Hey, what's that sound coming from the room next door?" Gintoki whispered.

"What is that?" Rei asked in confusion.

Then, Gintoki and Rei sneaked to the door of the next room. Gintoki secretly pulled a crack in the door and looked in. He saw a man who was also wearing only briefs, with his head lowered, facing the wall with some disappointment. He punched and punched to express his unhappiness.

"Hey, there is another guy who keeps punching the wall. What happened? Is it a trend now? Who is that? Cut it out!" Gintoki complained in a low voice in annoyance.

"Really... that demon Nobunaga has been eliminated by me." As the man punched the wall, he frowned and complained with a face full of displeasure, "Isn't it good to end it like this? Isn't it good to be peaceful like this? Why does it start to become a mess later? That damn Hideyoshi!"

"Isn't this Mitsuhide?! It's completely Akechi Mitsuhide!" Gintoki was in a bad mood. He turned to look at the Stand who was beside him and retorted, "This is not good! The two people who absolutely can not meet are actually living next door! Think about the distribution of the rooms! Come to think of it, why are they only wearing briefs!"

"Because he is Nobunaga's subordinate," Rei replied calmly and then looked at Mitsuhide who was still punching the wall again and again in the room, praising him from the bottom of her heart, "As expected of Mitsuhide. His underwear really fits him. It's really beautiful."

"Now is not the time to talk about this, right?" Gintoki shouted in a low voice with veins popping out, "If those two people meet, there will be big trouble!"

However, just as he finished speaking, there was a sound similar to the sound of punching the wall from the room next to Mitsuhide.

"Ah, why does it seem like it's from next door again..." As he spoke, Gintoki carefully moved over and once again secretly open a crack in the door. In the room, there was also a man wearing only briefs standing by the wall with his head lowered, not saying a word as he continuously punch his fists against the wall.

The corner of Gintoki's eyes twitched, and he retorted with a face full of speechlessness, "Another one. It's definitely not good. It must be that guy, it must be Hideyo..."

Before Gintoki could finish, the man finally raised his head. His eyes were bloodshot, and he cursed in blunt Japanese with a displeased face, "I'm going to kill that barber!"

Looking at the bearded man in the room with a Mediterranean hairstyle, and the shape of his face was a typical Westerner face, Gintoki was again in a bad mood, "Who is this person And who's this barber he wants to kill? This should be Hideyoshi, right? No matter how you think about it, this is the time when Hideyoshi has to come out and badmouth Nobunaga, right? According to the development just now, it should definitely be like that, right?"

"That's Xavier," Rei explained, "He's the person who introduced Christianity to Japan, but his hairstyle was never popular."

"How could it become popular!!" Gintoki shouted with veins popping out, "He is staying in this world for such a boring reason. Don't blame things on your barber!"

At this moment, a male voice came from behind Gintoki.

"That, I'm sorry."

Gintoki quickly turned around and saw an old man wearing only briefs gently knocking on the door of Nobunaga and Mitsuhide's room, "Umm, I'm the person staying across from your room. The bang bang bang bang sound is so loud that I can't fall asleep. Can you please keep it quiet?"

"That, he's Hideyoshi, isn't he?" Gintoki looked at Rei and asked with some uncertainty.

"And anyway, Nobunaga is really annoying," Hideyoshi muttered unhappily with his hands on his hips, "Don't call me a monkey. You look like a catfish you know."

"You're right! How did you know?" Praised Rei.

"That's because his underwear is dirty! It has crap on it!" Gintoki pointed at Hideyoshi and replied, "Hideyoshi seems like he'd have a lot on them!"

(This alludes to the fact that Toyotomi Hideyoshi's death was not handled well, resulting in his power being stolen by Tokugawa Ieyasu after his death, and the country he once obtained was also seized by Tokugawa Ieyasu.)

"No, now is not the time to analyze this kind of thing!" Only then did Gintoki react, and hurriedly rushed toward Hideyoshi, "If this goes on, the three of them will meet!"

"It doesn't matter, because at this time, that will start." Rie that remained in place spoke out.

"What is that?" Gintoki turned his head and asked doubtfully. However, just as he finished speaking, the door to Nobunaga and Mitsuhide's room was pulled open, and Nobunaga and Mitsuhide also walked out.

"It's really bad!" Gintoki looked at the three of them who were staring at each other in horror.

However, just when Gintoki thought that the three of them might fight, Kawaki's voice came from the ground. At the same time, the entire inn began to shake violently.

"I'll kill you all!" Kawaki cursed, "Why did you keep making that sound when someone was sleeping?! Why didn't you settle it at home when you were so passionate about sex? Can you let me have a good sleep? Without making a sound, one person [Beep] ten shots by himself! If ten shots are not enough, twenty shots will do! Isn't it okay to use your hands to solve your [Beep] that has nowhere to vent?!! "

As soon as Kawaki finished speaking, the three people in front of Gintoki took off their underwear at the same time and squatted down obediently. They began some kind of unspeakable traditional craft, and none of them dared to make a single sound.

"Is that... is that referring to that idiot?" Gintoki turned his head to look at Rei, his face full of black lines, "Is that thing referring to this kind of thing?"

"Yes," Rei nodded. "Although that lord couldn't sense the Stand's existence, he could feel the sound produced by the Stand."

"Really, I'm already at the age where my [Beep] can't get up," Hideyoshi whispered with sweat on his face, "By the way, why is that guy here again? Didn't he come here three years ago?? This is really bad."

"Ah! I'm done!" Mitsuhide put on his underwear, patted his chest, and whispered, "Don't worry about being killed by that lord. Huh~"

"As expected of Mitsuhide. His speed is indeed fast." Gintoki said in a low voice, "But it was only once."

"I... I'm going to [Beep] too! Monkey quickly turns around. I don't want to look at your face and do this kind of thing!" Nobunaga's movements began to speed up.

"Wait! Nobunaga! Did you call me Monkey just now? You definitely called me Monkey, right?" Hideyoshi stopped what he was doing and looked at Nobunaga with a face of indignation, "I can be considered to have once obtained the nation. Can you not always call me Monkey?" Hmm?!"

Nobunaga had no reaction at all. He was still busy with his movements. He was getting faster and faster. Just as he was about to do that, Kawaki's voice came from the ground again.

"Why are you still so loud?!! Bastards!!! I'll really kill you!"

Nobunaga's body trembled instantly, and he shrank back in fear.

"As expected of Nobunaga. He was interrupted when he was about to [Beep]." Gintoki sighed slightly.

"Oh no, it's all your fault, Monkey!" Nobunaga squatted on the ground, shivering, "My [Beep] can't come out. I will definitely be killed by that lord, bastard monkey!"

"It's none of my business. If you want to blame someone, you can only blame Nobunaga, right? If you didn't call me Monkey, I wouldn't be so angry, right?" Hideyoshi whispered in a low voice.

"Wait, did you just refer to me as just plain Nobunaga?" Nobunaga also reacted at this time.

"Can't I?" Hideyoshi put on his underwear and stared back with a look of resentment, "My lord, you died, so you may not know this, but I did take control of the whole nation. That's what happened, so don't call me a monkey, you know??"

"Oh? You took control of the nation. It's amazing," Nobunaga also put on his underwear, stood up, and looked down at Hideyoshi in front of him, "It's obviously just a monkey."

"Wait, you two," Mitsuhide hurriedly came out to separate the two, and made a silent gesture, "Do you really want to be killed by that guy? Can you keep your voice down? I don't want to die again."

In an instant, Nobunaga and Hideyoshi quieted down at the same time, not daring to say a word.

"I say, isn't that idiot too powerful? Why can he make these idiots quiet down with just a shout? Why are they so afraid of that idiot?" Gintoki looked at Rei speechlessly.

"In fact, these three people have a lot of followers even after they die. Every time they come here, they are surrounded by their subordinates. After coming here, there will be wars every time. Forming a three-legged confrontation in this inn." Rei explained unhurriedly.

"What is this? Do they have to decide who is better after death? The Three Kingdoms? Are they playing the three kingdoms after death?" Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and complained.

"However, this situation stopped three years ago," Rei continued, "Since that person came here three years ago, not only are their subordinates gone, but even their clothes are only left with underwear."

"Why?! What did that idiot do?!"

"I don't know the exact details. It seems that the three parties went to rope in that lord at the same time, but that lord couldn't sense the Stand's existence and for various reasons, only the three of them were left." Rei explained, "It seems that their subordinates went to rope in the lord while he was sleeping, but none of their subordinates came back. It's really terrifying."

Gintoki was speechless when he thought of the scene of Kawaki lying on the bed in a "" character with saliva dripping down his mouth and sleeping soundly, and a team of Stand lined up to look for a beating.

"I don't know why, but I feel a little sorry for them now." The corners of Gintoki's mouth twitched as he said, "Not only the subordinates, but even the clothes are..."