Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 337: Senboukyou Part 6

"Ah, it's true!" Shinpachi looked around and said in surprise. Then he turned to look at Gintoki, "Gin-san, it's really just steam!"

Gintoki fell silent when he saw Shinpachi who had absorbed many Stands turn into the Japanese heavy metal singer Demon Kakka ("His Excellency Demon"). After a few seconds, he lowered his head and said, "Anyway, I'll apologize first. I'm really sorry."

"Huh? Why? Did something happen?" Shinpachi asked in confusion.

"Oh, nothing. You just look like you're 100,016 years old." Gintoki shook his head, his voice trembling slightly.

"Gin-san, they are really all gone." Shinpachi looked around again and found that only he, Gintoki, and Kawaki, who was lying on a stone and sleepy. He said again in surprise, "As expected, it is just steam~"

"No, it is not steam. I can be sure of this." Gintoki replied with an expressionless face.

"Let's go out now. I'm getting dizzy." Shinpachi said as he walked toward the shore.

Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, who had already come ashore and tied a towel around his waist.

"Why does my body feel so heavy?" Shinpachi, whose voice had already turned into that of an old man, asked doubtfully.

Looking at the long mosaic hanging from Shinpachi's body, there were several black lines under the corners of Gintoki's eyes. He twitched his eyes and silently complained, "Even that looks 100,016 years old! That itself is changed! What'll I do?! Otae will kill me!"

"What are you talking about?" Shinpachi was puzzled.

"In short, I will apologize again. I am very sorry, Shinpachi-kun." Gintoki apologized sincerely once again.

"AH~" At this time, Kawaki sat up from the stone and rubbed his eyes as he looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki, "Are you going out already? Just in time, I'm a little sleepy too."

After saying that, Kawaki stood up, picked up a towel and tied it around his waist. He turned around and walked toward Shinpachi...

In the changing room.

"Wait a minute, Kawaki. In this situation, even if you have a lot of nerves, you should have noticed it, right?" Gintoki put his hand on Kawaki's shoulder and whispered.

"Ah? What's wrong?" Kawaki, who had just changed his clothes, yawned and then turned to look at Gintoki, who had a nervous look on his face, "By the way, you've been a little crazy all day today. What's the matter?"

"Take a closer look at Shinpachi, you bastard!" Gintoki reminded him in a low voice.

"Shinpachi..." Kawaki looked at Shinpachi, who was still wearing clothes, "Nothing, isn't it the same as usual?"

"Take a good look at his face, you bastard!"

"Face? What happened to his face? Did he get pimples recently?" Kawaki carefully examined Shinpachi's face, "No, it's very smooth."

"Although I already knew that you were an idiot, I never thought that you would be this idiotic. What is the use of your eyes? Do you want me to dig them out for you, bastard?" Gintoki cursed.

"Hey! This sentence is really a bit too much!" Kawaki shook off Gintoki's hand with an unhappy face, "I say, what the hell are you doing? You've been like this all day because you're not happy because I came to the same inn as you? Is that so?! Bastard! To tell you the truth, I am also very upset! "

After saying that, Kawaki picked up the small wooden basin and followed Shinpachi, who had already changed his clothes and walked to the door in advance. At the same time, he did not forget to spit behind him.

'I can't count on him at all. He's an idiot!'

...

Just as Kawaki and Shinpachi went out, they met Tsukuyo, Otae, and Kagura who had just stepped out of the door of the female bath.

"It's so comfortable to take a bath~" Otae looked at Tsukuyo and sighed with a smile.

Tsukuyo nodded slightly, "Indeed, it would be even more perfect if we add lubricant."

"Miss Tsukuyo, this is not Yoshiwara's shop," Otae replied with a smile.

"Sister, Miss Tsukuyo, and Kagura-chan." Shinpachi called out in surprise.

"How is it? My skin has become smooth and shiny, right?" Kagura stopped and looked at Shinpachi and Kawaki.

Gintoki, who had just walked out of the male bath, looked at the girls who also became like Demon Kakka, he shouted frantically, "Who the hell are you?! Which one's which, and who's who?!"

"What are you talking about-aru?" Kagura tilted her head, "It's me."

"It's me." Otae agreed.

"It's me," Shinpachi answered at the same time.

"It's me." Tsukuyo held the pipe and gently puffed out a mouthful of smoke.

"That's enough! All of you have become Demon Kakka!" Gintoki shouted in despair, then turned to look at Kawaki and shouted, "You should have noticed it too! Their appearances are all different from usual! All of them become Demon Kakka!"

"Demon Kakka? What is that?" Kawaki frowned and asked doubtfully.

"Don't play dumb with me anymore, bastard!"

"But I don't understand what you are talking about at all. Are you trying to say that their appearances are not right?" As he spoke, Kawaki moved closer to Tsukuyo and the other two. After carefully looking at their faces, he pinched his chin and muttered, "There is no difference at all. However, their faces are indeed a bit smoother. Is it because they soak in the hot spring?"

"Thar's enough, bastard!" Gintoki said anxiously, "No matter how you look at it, they look like different people, right? They look like they are being possessed by a Stand, right?"

"Your face is too close, idiot." Tsukuyo's face turned slightly red, and then she instantly took out a kunai and throw it into Kawaki's head.

"Gintoki, it's obviously the same as usual..." Kawaki, who was lying in a pool of blood and twitching from time to time, spoke out.

"How can it be..." Gintoki hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly realized that the people in front of him had unknowingly canceled their transformation and returned to their original state!

"What... what's going on? Am I seeing things?" Gintoki wiped his eyes hard, but the result was still the same as before, all of them were normal!

"Really, I was hit inexplicably." Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth, then stood up and walked straight in another direction, "I'm going back to rest. I'm too tired."

"Hey, wait..." Just as Gintoki was about to stop him, he suddenly realized that Shinpachi and the others had transformed once again!

"I say, what on earth are you trying to do?!" Kawaki frowned and turned around, "Didn't I say that I was a little sleepy and wanted to rest? Why can't you be quiet for a while?"

Looking at Otae and others who returned to normal after Kawaki turned around, Gintoki fell silent.

"Don't bother me anymore. I'm going to rest." With that, Kawaki turned his head again and walked forward.

Gintoki, who stayed in place, watched the few people who had completed their Demon Kakka transformation because of Kawaki's departure, his mood could not calm down for a long time.

But then, Gintoki suddenly thought of that time when Kawaki walked down the cave with the help of the stairs, and those translucent hands of innumerable Stand retreated and avoided Kawaki.

'Don't tell me!' Gintoki suddenly reacted. His eyes widened as he looked in the direction that Kawaki had left, 'Is the Stand afraid of that idiot?!!!'

"Oh right, why don't you come to our room to play UNO?" Demon Kakka Kagura suddenly suggested.

"Sounds good. Let's go." Demon Kakka Shinpachi replied, "Wahaha!"

After saying that, they walked side by side in another direction. Only then did Gintoki finally come back to his senses and shouted to the people who were still uttering [Wahahahaha], "Wait! You guys! Don't leave me alone! Hey!"

However, Otae and the others did not react at all.

"Tsk, it seems that I can only stay with that idiot Kawaki in this situation." Gintoki clenched his fists and looked angry, "Although he is only an idiot, it seems that there will be no danger if I stay by his side."

As he spoke, Gintoki raised his head and followed in the direction that Kawaki had left in. However, he had just taken a few steps when he suddenly heard sinister laughter coming from behind him.

He immediately turned around and saw that the proprietress of this inn was at a corner behind him. She was secretly looking at him with a sinister smile on her face.

Looking at the figure of Kawaki who was about to disappear in front of him and the proprietress not far behind him, Gintoki hesitated for a few seconds before finally gritting his teeth and making up his mind. He directly turned around and rushed in the direction of the proprietress.

"You stinking old woman!" Gintoki scolded as he rushed to the proprietress.

However, the proprietress seemed to have expected it. She calmly took a step back and disappeared into the darkness.

Gintoki rushed to the corner and found that the proprietress was nowhere to be found. Looking at the dark corridor in front of him, which was long and gave off a horrible aura, Gintoki hesitated for a moment and then rushed in.

"What the hell do you want to do to us?! What the hell is going on with this inn?! Return them to their original state!" Gintoki shouted as he ran.

However, as he ran, Gintoki heard a sinister laugh. It was not one person, but a group of people's laughter coming from all directions. Immediately, Gintoki stopped and carefully observed his surroundings.

Suddenly, translucent hands stretched out from the floor around Gintoki. Then, even the surrounding walls, including the ceiling, appeared one hand after another. These countless hands were still slowly approaching Gintoki.

"This guy can be used..."

"Yeah, this guy is fine..."

Hearing the voices coming from all directions, Gintoki swallowed his saliva and looked around vigilantly. But suddenly, Gintoki found that the speed of those hands began to speed up. In the blink of an eye, they arrived in front of him. He immediately covered his face and closed his eyes and screamed.

"AHHHHHH!!!!!!"