Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 325: Pay Attention to the Director Shouting Start at Any Time!

'There's no need to act that hard!' Everyone complained in their hearts.

[Then, prepare to die! Ardyn!] As he spoke, Kawaki had already charged forward with his mosaiced long knife. When the others saw this, they also pull out their weapons and rushed forward.

However, when they looked at the two alien gamers' side, the two of them were not flustered at all. They only saw the mustache alien gamer calmly pull out a small pistol from its waist and slowly raise it to Fruit PenXX Samurai G.

After a few seconds of waiting, the muzzle of the pistol slowly stretched out a whip made of golden light and slowly shot toward Fruit PenXX Samurai G.

It took several seconds for the whip to finally reach Fruit PenXX Samurai G's head, just when everyone thought it might not have much power. Sudden...

BOOM!!

After a loud noise, Fruit PenXX Samurai G was already lying on the ground, dying.

Everyone: [...]

After a long silence, Kawaki was the first to react. He moved in front of the two alien gamers and praised them in an exaggerated manner: [Ah~ So powerful~]

[Yes, yes, so powerful~] Gintoki also reacted. He hurriedly came forward and said: [This is the first time I've seen such a powerful player~]

'These two!' Shinpachi suddenly thought of something: 'Could it be that they are planning to use their female character to seduce the two alien gamers??!'

[Just... Just so-so.] The mustache alien gamer turned his face away and muttered softly.

[Don't say that~ This is the first time I've seen such a powerful player~ I really admire you~] Kawaki took a step forward and bashfully grabbed the mustache alien gamer's arm.

[Yes, yes.] Seeing this, Gintoki hurriedly hugged the arm of the thick lips alien gamers: [It's also Ginko's first time seeing one~]

Looking at the mustache alien gamer who seemed a little embarrassed to look at Kawaki, Shinpachi was happy in his heart, 'This is too good! It works! Continue to maintain it! Gin-san, Kawaki-san!'

However, before Shinpachi could be happy for a few seconds, Kagura also came to the front of the two alien gamers and said with a fierce face: [Actually, I am also-aru.]

'Hey! Why does a fierce uncle have to join in!' Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

Seeing this scene, Tsukuyo suddenly thought of something. She immediately approached the two alien gamers and said: [In fact, I am also deeply attracted by the elegance that you two have shown.]

[And me~] Sacchan quickly followed and said: [I am also~]

[Me too.] Katsura also walked over: [You two are such masculine people. It's scarce in this era. (In fact, I am also a beauty with a nice body in reality, and I am also called the top brand in a particular store.)]

'These people are ready to break the pot! All of them pretend to be girls and come forward to please them!' Shinpachi thought to himself.

[Pachie~ What are you doing? Why aren't you coming over yet?] Gintoki waved at Shinpachi and then turned around to explain: [Actually, we are a girls' group~ We entered this game together to relax~ But we are really lucky~ We met two excellent men~ My little heart is starting to thump~]

'Aren't you going too far?!' Kawaki thought as the corners of his mouth twitched.

[You're right~ Actually, from the first time I saw you guys, I felt so happy~ So happy~ this kind of feeling, so can we team up together?] Shinpachi, who instantly entered the b*tch state, walked over with swaying steps: [We can meet in reality too. My eyes are already moist~]

[I also feel the same~ My butt...] Before Sacchan could finish speaking, she was kicked over by Gintoki.

[But, the final hidden boss has already been defeated.] the thick-lipped alien gamer said: [If we team up, there is no boss to attack...]

[No, there is actually an ultimate hidden boss in the temple over there.] Gintoki pointed to the temple behind everyone and said: [It seems to be called Smegmamon or Masta Bayter or something like that.]

'Masta Bayter?!' Shinpachi is not feeling well, 'What the hell are you talking about, Gin-san? How could there be such a thing here? Ardyn and the like are enough!'

[What should we do? Senior, they said they want to go together.] The thick lips alien gamer asked.

[I don't... I don't care. Let's go together...] The mustache alien gamer pulled his hand out of Kawaki's grasp with a straight face. Then, he turned around and silently entered the temple.

Then, Kawaki and the others also followed.

'Hey! Something like Masta Bayter doesn't exist in this world at all!' Shinpachi thought to himself as he walked, 'What should we do?!'

At this moment, Kawaki silently gestured behind him and pointed at Katsura.

Gintoki and Katsura instantly understood...

...

In the pitch-black cave, Kawaki and his group followed behind the alien gamers as they slowly walked into the depths of the cave.

[AH!!!!]

A scream suddenly came from behind them.

[Not good! Katsura is missing!] Gintoki stopped and looked behind them as he exaggerated.

[Could it be that she was captured by Masta Bayter?! How terrifying~] Kawaki echoed.

[Eh? Is that so?] The mustache alien gamer turned his head and asked doubtfully.

At this moment, the sound of approaching footsteps could be heard.

[Ahahahaha! I am the Masta Bayter you are looking for!] Katsura, who was naked and holding two bananas in his hand, laughed loudly: [Heroes! Today is your end!]

'Why do you have to be naked!!' Everyone retorted in their minds at the same time.

[Is this Masta Bayter? But why does it look like the companion who was just taken away?] The mustache alien gamer was puzzled.

[Actually, Masta Bayter has a very terrifying mimicry, which is that he can turn into the appearance of the hunter he has eaten to confuse his prey companions.] Shinpachi hurriedly lied.

[There is actually such an abnormal monkey. It's really amazing, senior.] The thick-lips alien gamer looked at the mustache alien gamer on the side and said: [That's the only way, senior.]

[Can't help it, so I can only go up like this.] As he spoke, the mustache alien gamer took out his electric gun again. He looked away and muttered: [You guys if you're really afraid, you can hide behind me...]

[Ahahaha! Who do you think I am?! Alone? How can one person defeat me!] Katsura laughed wildly: [I'm different from the gorilla outside who are casually defeated by you! Me!! Sometimes I pee secretly in the shower! In fact, everyone will do the same, right?! Those who have never done this will never beat me!!]

'Hey! What kind of secret did this person say?' Shinpachi cursed in his heart, 'And this time it's deadlocked! How are we going to defeat you?! After we defeat you, it's a disguised admission that we also pee in the shower!'

[Um, I'm sorry.] Kawaki suddenly raised his hand and said: [I just made a mistake~ This isn't Masta Bayter at all. It seems to be an ordinary wild monkey~ Masta Bayter should still be inside~]

[That's right. No matter how you look at it, this monkey doesn't look like Masta Bayter at all~ Let's just ignore it.] Gintoki continued.

[I see.] Thick-lips alien gamer nodded, then turned around: [Then don't worry about it, senior, let's hurry up and find the real Masta Bayter.]

[Wait a minute...]

At this time, the mustache alien gamer put away the electric gun, took out a flint, and lit a cigarette. After taking a puff, he looked at Kawaki and the others in front of him with suspicion: [Hey, I didn't want to say anything since just now but don't push yourself too hard. You are sneaking around looking for opportunities around other people. What are your plans? You are also that guy's companion, right?]

[What are you talking about?] Gintoki simply stopped pretending.

[I'm asking who are you guys?!]

[Before asking others, you should introduce yourself first.] Gintoki replied.

[Hmm? Us?] The mustache alien gamer had a "#" on his face and after a long silence...

[We are screwdrivers.] Mustache (Toshiro) and thick lips (Sogo) typed at the same time.

Everyone: ....

...

Dusk, in a certain barbecue restaurant in Edo.

A female shop assistant wearing a green patterned kimono bent over and opened the door of a private room with a smile on her face, "Guests, have you decided what dishes to order?"

After that, the young lady finally saw the scene in the private room clearly. Her expression instantly froze. She saw five screwdrivers and three people who looked normal turn their heads to look at her at the same time.

"Twenty servings of Kalbi G." Everyone replied at the same time.

...

The roasted meat on the grill was sizzling, but the atmosphere was in a strange silence. No one said a word for a long time.

"Well, it's rare for everyone to have an offline meeting. Everyone should at least say something." Shinpachi couldn't help but speak first, probably wanting to liven up the atmosphere.

"Offline meeting? But almost all of them are acquaintances, right?" Gintoki replied expressionlessly, "They're all the same stupid faces I'm used to seeing."

As he spoke, Gintoki suddenly stood up and stepped on the table. His veins bulged as he shouted, "Speaking of which, now is not the time for an offline meeting! It's already been several days! Why are we doing such boring things for nearly a week?! Moreover, after nearly a week, the situation is not only not optimistic but even worse, right? What is it? What's the use of our hunting together?!"

"Calm down, Gintoki," Kawaki said with a frown, "Even if you want to complain, wait until the broadcast starts."

"It has already started, you idiot!" Gintoki scolded, "Didn't you hear the director yell just now?"

"Huh?! Really?!" Only then did Kawaki react. He hurriedly put down his bowl and chopsticks. Two seconds later, he instantly switched to a cynical expression. He knocked heavily on the table, "Hey! What are we doing?! Why are we doing this kind of boring thing with these bodies?! It's not the time to do this kind of boring office meeting, is it?!"

Everyone: ...

"Forget it, forget it. We really haven't gathered any useful information about the alien gamers." Kondo comforted, "But didn't Monkey Hunter bring together our group of people with the same goal? This is a more precious harvest than any material."