Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 319: First-Rate Hunters Aren’t Picky About Their Targets!

(Note: [...] - Speaking/Dialog Box in the game.)

Shinpachi controlled his character to stroll around the Novice Village.

Looking at the many different occupation players passing by him, as well as listening to the game music and various game sounds, Shinpachi could not help but sigh.

Shinpachi: [Wow, there really are many people.]

[These are all players of this game, really amazing...]

At the same time, Shinpachi, who was in reality, had a serious expression on his face. He controlled his character to walk to the entrance of the assembly hall and stopped. Then, he secretly analyzed, "Those guys must be hidden among the players of this game. They must be found out quickly so we can get our original bodies."

"But then again, Gin-san and the others are really slow. I already said that we would gather outside the assembly hall."

However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi discovered that a silver-haired female character carrying a large sword on her back had jogged over to his character.

The silver-haired female character: [Hello.]

"Ah, it seems that someone has come to talk to me. Moreover, it's a girl!" Shinpachi hurriedly reached out to the keyboard.

The silver-haired female character: [Could it be that you are also a novice in this game? In fact, I am the same. How about it? If you don't mind, do you want to hunt in the area together?]

"Ah, I was invited. What should I do?" Shinpachi blushed and murmured incoherently, "What is this? There seems to be a strange atmosphere. It seems that I have been hit on. What should I do? I'm a little happy..."

But then, Shinpachi shook his head, "No! Gin-san and the others are still waiting. There is no way. I can't go hunting with girls."

After saying that, Shinpachi started typing on the keyboard.

Shinpachi: [I'm sorry, I already have an appointment.]

The silver-haired female character: [I see, it's too regretful... Ah, sorry, I'm a little troubled now. Just giving me some items are fine. Can you give me some?]

Shinpachi: [Yes, yes, but I just started playing games. I don't have any items on me.]

The silver-haired female character: [It doesn't matter. It's something that everyone already had in the beginning.]

Seeing this, Shinpachi was just about to ask, but before he could ask, the silver-haired female character spoke again: [Give me your [Beep]!]

Immediately after, the silver-haired female character began to crazily attack Shinpachi's shares.

"Gin-san!!" Shinpachi shouted with a bit of a breakdown: "Are you still hung up over your analog stick?!"

Gintoki: [Didn't you say you were going to give it to me?!]

Shinpachi: [Please stop, Gin-san. We are companions, right? Wait... This game is a game of defeating the monkey monster and obtaining rare materials to strengthen equipment! What exactly are you seizing?!]

At this time, Gintoki's character finally stopped.

Gintoki: [Shut up, Four-eyed Monkey!]

Shinpachi: [Completely entered the mode of venting anger everywhere. This guy... really makes people angry.]

[How long are you going to be depressed? To actually be an Internet ladyboy, doesn't that mean that you have lost the analog stick in your heart?!]

Gintoki crossed his arms and snorted: [Are you an idiot? It's not because of depression that I made this type of character. Listen well, we are not here to play. We are here to find that damned Amanto, right? For intelligence gathering, compared to a stinky man, this image is more suitable, right?]

'So that's how it is. As expected of Gin-san!' Shinpachi thought to himself.

Gintoki continued: [Players and the like, they are all green-ass brats who are hungry for women, and the room is full of toilet paper. Just a little temptation and it's over.]

[Now that you have decided, start gathering information quickly! Listen up, try to find a veteran who has been playing this game for a long time and looks strong.]

Hearing the sound, Shinpachi and Gintoki looked at the crowd of players gathered at the side.

Suddenly, Shinpachi noticed something. He pointed at a burly man with orange hair and two piercing scars on his face: [Ah! Isn't that suitable? It seems to be so strong! He must have played for more than 100 hours!]

Immediately after, Shinpachi suddenly saw that a female ninja character with brown hair blocked the scarface character, and the two seemed to be talking in harmony.

Seeing this, Shinpachi was happy in his heart. He quickly typed: [And it looks easy to talk to! Gin-san, let's go too!]

Soon after, Shinpachi arrived in front of scarface and the female ninja. He politely said, [Um, sorry to disturb you. There are some small matters that I would like to consult you about.]

[What is it-aru?] Scarface turned his head and asked doubtfully.

Shinpachi: [So it's you!]

Kagura: [Ah, is it Gin-chan? My luck is really good. In such a short time, I met three companions.]

Gintoki crazily complained: [Why? Why is the guy who just started playing games swaying around with a face that has been through hundreds of battles? What happened to the injury on your face? Who did it?]

Shinpachi was also puzzled: [Kagura-chan, where did you get that amazing equipment?]

Kagura replied: [I am a hunter, and I am a hunter who obtains what I want by hunting.]

The female ninja nodded and said: [I see. So that's how it is. I understand.]

Shinpachi was a little confused: [What hunting... The game has just started, where did it come from... Wait, is this ninja character on the side Miss Tsukuyo?!]

Tsukuyo: [En.]

However, at this moment, two pig-headed characters arrived in front of everyone.

Seeing this, Shinpachi did not bother to ask Kagura. He hurriedly typed: [Ah, sorry, we have already formed a team. We can't add more companions.]

A pig-headed character explained: [No, We are the administrator of this game. We have received the report that a hunter was attacked in that alley and his equipment was taken away. Do you know any clues?]

However, just as he finished speaking, Tsukuyo took the lead and threw several kunai at the two pig-headed characters. Then, Gintoki and Kagura's characters also rushed, each throwing a punch at the two pig-headed characters...

Looking at Gintoki and Kagura skillfully looting the equipment of the two pig-headed characters who fell to the ground, Shinpachi felt bad, [Hey! Don't loot them! Speaking of which, you guys were too skilled just now!]

However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki and Kagura had already stripped the two pig-headed characters clean and tied him to the grill.

[Don't cook it!] Shinpachi collapsed and reminded, [This game is a game for hunting monkeys! It's not a game for hunting hunters! What the hell are you guys doing!!]

Kagura raised her head and calmly explained: [First-rate hunters aren't picky about their targets.]

[Hunter my ass! You guys are just pure bandits!]

However, just as Shinpachi finished speaking, they suddenly heard a burst of rapid and messy footsteps. Everyone looked over and saw a group of pig-headed people holding weapons rushing toward them.

[Ah, not good! Violating the rules, the administrators are angry! He wants to get rid of us! If we are caught, don't think about playing this game anymore! Run!] Shinpachi hurriedly typed to remind them.

However, just as everyone got up before they could start, they suddenly found that a group of pig heads had turned around! The target of the pig heads was not them!

Shinpachi was puzzled: [What's going on? Aren't they here to find us? Well, forget it. Since they are not here to look for us, then forget it. We should hurry up and get down to business. Speaking of which, isn't there still one less person? Where is Kawaki-san?]

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he suddenly heard a few male characters on the side whispering something...

[It really too much. That stinky woman...]

[You're right. How could you allow that kind of person to come to the game? The system is too lax.]

[Have you also been plundered? [Beep]...]

[Yes, are you the same? [Beep]...]

[It's the first time I've seen this kind of [Beep] hunter who specializes in hunting other people. It's really scary... By the way, all the male hunters here have basically fallen for it, right?]

[Indeed...]

...

Listening to the whispers of passersby, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and the other two expressionlessly: [Speaking of which, I seem to know who it is... Those administrators should also be after him...]

However, Gintoki didn't care at all. Instead, he secretly thought to himself: [Could [Beep] that kind of thing really be plundered?]

[Now is not the time to talk about such things, right?] Shinpachi was a little broken, [The most important thing now is to find Kawaki-san! What the hell is that idiot thinking? Did he just come here to vent his anger?]

...

On the other side, a female character with long orange hair, who was dressed in revealing clothes, was sitting on a pile of corpses made by the game administrators, counting today's harvest with a smile on her face...

[One [Beep], two [Beep], three [Beep]...]

Before Kawaki could finish counting, Shinpachi, who had just arrived, kicked Kawaki away and scolded: [Kawaki-san, what the hell are you thinking about?]

Kawaki controlled his character to stand up from the ground. He pulled out the long knife-shaped weapon covered with mosaic tiles behind him and snorted: [I have used the [Beep] from hunting to strengthen the weapon to the highest level! This is my [Beep] long knife!]

[Is your head really okay?!] Shinpachi crazily retorted: [Why do you have to use [Beep] to strengthen it?! Is it not possible to use ordinary materials?! By the way, how do you use that kind of weapon that is full of mosaics? !]

[No, I originally just wanted to try and see if it could be transplanted to me, but I failed.] Kawaki crossed his arms and explained with a serious face: [However, in the end, I tried to strengthen the weapon, but I didn't expect it to succeed! Moreover, Mosaic doesn't matter!]

As he spoke, Kawaki waved the long knife in his hand. He saw that the trees on the side of the forest were uprooted and flew into the distance because of this knife! The entire forest has turned into an ordinary wasteland!

[Not bad, right? This kind of power.] Kawaki said smugly.

[Amazing-aru! Little uncle!] Kagura praised.

[A weapon that has been amplified by [Beep] actually has such great power. It's amazing...] Gintoki murmured. Then, he nodded and said seriously, [Alright! Our weapon upgrade direction has been determined! While searching for clues, we should hunt more [Beep]!]

[Hey! This is a game to hunt monkeys, not a game to hunt [Beep]...] Shinpachi collapsed and shouted.