Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 316: Follow-up of the Sushi Chapter(It’s a Little Boring. You Can Skip It.)

On the side, Tsukuyo, who was holding a cucumber sushi roll, heard this and quickly put it back on the plate. She stood up and quickly rushed to the bathroom. Without any explanation, she turned on the faucet and desperately washed her hands...

"I wash my hands! I won't get STDs at all!" Hasegawa stood up and shouted.

"Hey, no one said it was that kind of disease." Kawaki ridiculed him expressionlessly.

Tsukuyo, who was washing her hands in the bathroom, heard this sentence and scrubbed even harder...

"Hey, Kagura, let's go. If you eat sushi made by this kind of person, you will be infected with the madao virus." Kawaki looked at Kagura, "It's very scary. You will become naturally wavy hair."

Tsukuyo, who was scrubbing her hands in the bathroom, heard this and began to squeeze the hand sanitizer desperately.

"Hey! Why do you become naturally wavy hair when infected with the madao virus, bastard!" Gintoki roared.

"Because you are already a madao," Kawaki explained, "So, it doesn't matter if you eat this kind of thing. Maybe you can get a positive result. Maybe your hair will become straight because of it."

"Really?!"

"Ah, really." Nodding his head, Kawaki turned around and walked to the door, "Let's go, Tsukki. Let's just eat some ramen today. I definitely won't eat this kind of thing."

"I want to add barbeque," Kagura said excitedly as she followed Kawaki.

"Yes, yes"

"I also want to add a barbecue." Shinpachi raised his hand and said.

"Yes, yes."

"It's fine if I have a normal one, but I want Baagen-Dazs for dessert." Otae narrowed her eyes and said with a smile.

"Sure, I'll treat you to a meal today." Kawaki chuckled.

"Then I will triple the amount of barbecue." Gintoki stood beside Kawaki and crossed his arms.

"Hey... wait a minute." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at Gintoki with disdain, "You can stay here and eat your cucumber sushi rolls."

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Seeing that everyone was standing at the door discussing what to eat or choosing the type of ramen, Hasegawa quickly said, "If this goes on, this place is about to become MADAO, a useless sushi restaurant! At least, stay and help me!"

However, no one responded at all. They were still discussing what flavor to eat.

"At least pack a copy when you leave!" Hasegawa continued to shout.

"Hey, your attitude has changed a little too quickly." Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly.

...

Everyone held back their temper and stood in front of the counter, listening to Hasegawa's explanation.

"That is to say, everything you said about having been approved by the boss is a lie. In fact, the boss was hospitalized, and no one was looking after the store for a while, so he handed it over to you who is working part-time in a hurry." Otose casually concluded.

"He said there would be no problem with this sushi-making machine." Hasegawa patted a sushi-making machine that was as tall as a person beside him and explained with some distress, "But this broken machine won't work no matter what I do. It is almost opening time. What should I do?"

Kawaki crossed his arms and frowned, "I don't know, I solve my own affairs by myself, men are like this. Is there a mistake? Really, because of such a small matter, so many people are deceived."

"Well, don't say that. After all, this is the first time that Hasegawa-san has done this kind of work. It's understandable that he doesn't do it well." Shinpachi advised, "This is a job that is hard to find. Because of this, Hasegawa-san will be very distressed."

"Isn't it good? You can regain the most important freedom." Kawaki spread his hands and curled his lips.

"I beg you! Help me think of a way!" Hasegawa bowed deeply and shouted.

"Hey, although this sentence is a bit superfluous, do you really think there is someone who is reliable among the people present?" Kawaki kindly reminded, "Are you really not afraid that things will get worse? Is your head really okay? What is broken is not the machine but your head, right?"

"Who are you calling unreliable, bastard!" Gintoki directly punched Kawaki on the head.

Then, he rubbed his palms together and took a step forward, "Just in time! I'll let you have a good look at Yorozuya's strength! Kagura, Shinpachi, are you ready?!"

However, no one responded to Gintoki. Gintoki turned around and looked behind him, only to see that Kagura and Shinpachi had already stepped out of the store with Kawaki.

"Hey! I'll deduct your salary! Bastard!"

Gintoki roared with veins popping out.

...

"Stop arguing!" Looking at Kawaki and Gintoki who were still arguing on the side, Otose shouted loudly, and then sighed softly, "Well, in short, we can only fix this sushi-maker machine first."

As she spoke, Otose looked at Tama who was standing at the entrance of the shop, "Tama, come and take a look."

"I'm bored. I'm going back." Kawaki curled his lips and turned around. He opened the door and walked out.

Tsukuyo stood in place and thought for a moment, then followed him.

"Hey, why are you leaving?" Hasegawa shouted.

"It doesn't matter. We are more than enough. Moreover, that guy doesn't like sushi at all. Even if it's the most expensive sushi, it's the same." Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly, "Tama, let's go!"

...

Hokuto Shinken ramen shop, Kawaki, who had just finished the last of the twenty-seventh bowl of ramen, put down the big bowl and burped.

He clapped his hands and said, "Gochisousama."

Beside Kawaki, Tsukuyo, who only had an empty bowl in front of her, looked speechlessly at the neatly stacked empty bowls in front of Kawaki.

"Phew~" Shopkeeper Ikumatsu wiped the sweat off her forehead, "I'm really tired. One person is comparable to the busiest time in the shop."

"Thank you for your hard work," Tsukuyo said lightly.

"No, it's fine." Ikumatsu quickly replied with a smile. Then, she looked at Kawaki and teased him with a smile, "But it's really incredible. I can't believe that you can't eat so much without gaining weight. Women are very jealous of such people."

"Ha, women always care about unimportant things such as taking care of their figures." Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth in disdain.

"That's also because of men," argued Ikumatsu, "If there were no men, women wouldn't care so much."

Kawaki was speechless.

"Well, forget it, I'm already full." As he spoke, Kawaki took out his wallet and prepared to pay the bill.

However, before Kawaki could stand up, the door of the shop was suddenly pulled open. At the same time, Gintoki's voice was heard.

"Ah, he really is here." Gintoki walked over to Kawaki and sat down next to him. He shouted at Ikumatsu, "Large bowls of ramen, and three sets of barbecue. This idiot is treating."

"I want it too." Kagura raised her hand and shouted.

"Me too." Shinpachi was the same.

"Hey, why are you guys so skilled?" Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "Speaking of which, aren't you guys helping in the sushi shop? Why are you here?"

The three of them turned their faces away in an instant.

"Hey, are you in trouble again? "Kawaki narrowed his eyes and was speechless, "Turn your head around, Kagura."

"We don't know anything-aru. We don't know what happened at all." Kagura turned around and smiled awkwardly.

"Yes, what happened today? We don't know anything." Shinpachi turned around and agreed.

"Is the ramen still not ready?" Gintoki looked at Ikumatsu, who was busy cooking.

"Forget it, I already guessed that it would be like this." Kawaki shrugged his shoulders, "Placing his hopes on you can be considered as him reaping what he sowed."

"Although there is nothing wrong with this sentence, I inexplicably feel angry." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and silently complain...

Afterward, Kawaki heard that because of some unknown reasons, Hasegawa was driven out of the sushi shop. This result was the same as what Kawaki expected.

(This chapter is over.)