Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 308: The More You Gain, the More You Lose!

Everyone looked over and saw a child with the same skin color as Amarao sitting in the front audience and cheering for Amarao.

'Could it be... that child is the son that Amarao talked about?' Shinpachi thought.

"Hey, don't dilly-dally," Kawaki shouted at Shinpachi, "Pass the ball!"

"Oh." Only then did Shinpachi react. He raised his foot and kicked the ball at Kawaki.

The ball rolled to Kawaki's feet. The corner of Kawaki's mouth rose slightly. He stopped the ball and turned around. He kicked the ball hard and shouted at the same time, "Look at my gliding curve shooting! Captain Tsubasa, give me strength!"

The football flew toward the goal, but it was their team's goal.

"Hey! You kick it in the wrong goal!" Shinpachi roared.

Fortunately, the ball was blocked by Amarao. It might not be accurate to say that the ball was blocked. It should be said that it was heading toward Amarao's lower part. In a moment, everyone seemed to hear the sound of an egg breaking.

"Damn it! It was blocked!" A trace of regret appeared on Kawaki's face.

"He blocked it!" The commentator shouted again, "He did it! Not only did he block the opponent's offense, he even blocked his teammates' offense! Amarao! Good job! Let us see the spirit of a veteran who refuses to admit defeat!"

At this time, on the field.

Because the ball was kicked out of the field, the ball was given to the enemy team.

"Um, wait a minute." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and looked at the enemy team, "The other team seems to all look the same... The style is different from ours. It is completely the style of a football player!"

"Ah..." Amarao, who was sitting on the chair, finally woke up. He slowly explained with a painful face, "Yes...yes, because it's eleven twins...Today's opponent is the Oedo Ambivalence team, and all 11 opponents are the 11 brothers of the Matsuno family. "

"So that's how it is." Gintoki cupped his hands and nodded. Then he looked at Kawaki, who was at the side, "Hey, it's all your own business, Sannan Matsuno."

"Shut up! I have nothing to do with that kind of virgin family!" Kawaki retorted.

But just as he finished speaking, the real Sannan Matsuno rushed over with the ball.

"That..." Amarao looked up and said, "It doesn't matter if you are a beginner, man-to-man defense is enough, don't let them move freely, and leave the goal to me."

"Understood!" Kondo and Sacchan responded at the same time.

Then, the two of them blocked Otae and Gintoki at the same time.

"Hey! Don't guard your own people!" Amarao shouted.

"Noisy! Isn't when you go after the one you love, you always go man-to-man?" Kondo and Sacchan turned their heads and retorted at the same time.

After that, the two of them jumped up and threw themselves at Otae and Gintoki. However, at this moment, Sannan Matsuno had already arrived in front of the goal. He raised his feet and kick the ball toward the goal.

"Rescue! Anyway, just kick it away!" Amarao shouted.

"Kick it away? Understood!" Otae and Gintoki shouted at the same time and kicked out forcefully, landing right under Kondo's crotch and Sacchan's body.

The two of them directly fell to the ground after this blow.

"Shin-chan, I did it!" Otae waved her hand and shouted at Shinpachi, "I took care of two balls at once!"

"Sister! Girls shouldn't be talking about two balls!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped her.

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, the ball had already flown to the center of the goal. This time, it still smashed into Amarao's lower part, and everyone once again heard the sound of something shattering.

"This side has also been resolved..." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly.

"It was blocked again!" The commentator stood on the commentary platform and roared, "Amarao blocked another ball! He used the ball between his legs to block the ball! A ball for a ball! What an admirable spirit! However, it will be dangerous next. Amarao no longer has any extra balls to exchange for a ball. Under such circumstances, what strategy will FC Oedo make? I am really looking forward to it!"

Looking at Amarao who had his eyes rolled and twitching all over, Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "For his own son, he really put his life on the line. Amarao-san..."

"Don't worry, we still have a lot of balls!" Kawaki patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and comforted him. Then he pointed to Katsura, Hasegawa, and Elizabeth who were doing nothing, "Including you and Gintoki, we can at least block ten goals!"

"Hey! Don't make that kind of dangerous speech!" Shinpachi shouted, "There is no need for that kind of ball for a ball!"

In the following matches, basically, all the rights to the ball were firmly controlled by the enemy team. After all, Kawaki's side was all beginners. Even if they get the ball, it would be snatched away by the other side as expected. Especially after Amarao fell unconscious, their side was in a mess.

However, although the other side had shot countless times, they did not get a goal once, because the ball was all aimed at Amarao's body.

Ring! The halftime bell rang.

...

In the lounge, everyone gathered together to discuss their strategy. As for the unconscious Amarao, everyone ignored him.

"Really, you really can't underestimate soccer." Kawaki crossed his arms and said with a serious face.

"Indeed, a shot into a hole and something like that is clearly firmly engraved in the genes of a man like an instinct, but why can't it be shot?" Kondo also crossed his arms and pretended to think.

"Hey, can the hooligan stop talking for a while?" Shinpachi complained with a dark face.

"But, I think we have been working hard," Gintoki raised his head and shrugged his shoulders, "The entire first half has passed, but the other team has not even scored a single goal."

"Yes." Kawaki and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"That is not even considered hard work!" Shinpachi pointed at Amarao, who was still tied up on the chair, and shouted, "The other team is deliberately aiming at Amarao! For the other team, the outcome of the game was already determined! And Kawaki-san and Kagura-chan weren't you two the ones who kicked the most?! You two added up more times than the other team shot! Do you have a grudge against Amarao?! The two of you should be responsible for his current state!"

"No, I'm just creating a miracle in the game." Kawaki explained, "The player who blocked so many balls in a single game is unprecedented! After this game, he will become a player on par with Buffon! Didn't he want to show off to his son? Is such a miracle not enough?!"

Shinpachi was speechless.

"All of you, listen to me in the second half... Ah!" Before Katsura could finish speaking, he was kicked down by Kawaki.

"Listen up. The second half strategy is the same as the first half. Keep it up and it will be OK!" Kawaki shouted, "Victory and defeat are not the key! The key is to let Amarao stop more balls! Whether it is the enemy or ourselves, do you know what to do the moment you get the ball?!"

"Understood!" Everyone except Shinpachi responded at the same time.

"Yes! That is to attack Amarao's lower part crazily! Our goal is to make this man become Buffon... No, surpass Buffon!"

Ring~~

The second half began...

The situation was similar to the first half, but the momentum of the crowd was obviously several times higher than in the first half. Whether it was the enemy team or Kawaki's team, after everyone got the ball, they began to madly attack Amarao who was tied to the chair.

In the commentator stands, the commentator had tears streaming down his face, and his throat was hoarse. Not only the commentator, but even the referee and the audience were crying to cheer for Amarao.

Shinpachi, who was in the field, stood to the side with black lines all over his head and didn't say a word from beginning to end...

The match was over! The score was still zero to five.

"The competition is over! The winner, the Oedo Ambivalence team!" The commentator shouted in his hoarse voice, "Although the winner is not the FC Oedo, everyone here has witnessed a miracle today! That was Amarao! He had blocked three hundred and seventy-three shots in a single match! Which were thirty from the enemy team and three hundred and forty-three from his own team! This was a miracle! A miracle in the world of football! Amarao was enough to be recorded in football history! This was a history that could not be replicated!"

"Thank you for the cooperation of all the athletes on the field! It was your effort that allowed me, the audience, and the audience in front of the TV to witness this miracle! Thank you for letting us witness history!"

The commentator bowed toward the field with tears streaming down his face. Then, he raised his head and continued, "All the audience present! Let us shout that man's name! Amarao! Amarao!..."

Listening to the waves of voices coming from the audience, Shinpachi found it hard to believe.

"Don't just stand there like a fool. Go and lift up the protagonist." Kawaki came over and patted Shinpachi on the shoulder.

"Could it be that Kawaki-san had already anticipated this situation?" Shinpachi asked in confusion.

"Ah, although it is not really a prediction, it is just a slight idea." Kawaki turned to look at Amarao, who was still sitting in front of the goalpost, "With our ability, it is difficult to win the game. However, it is much simpler to just let him shine in the game. Is that enough? This kind of performance in front of his son can definitely be called a competent father."

...

When Amarao woke up, he found that he was constantly being thrown into the sky. Again and again, there were shouts from the audience. That was... his name!

Although he did not know what happened, at this moment, Amarao smiled sincerely and cheered with the crowd.

...

In front of the crowd.

"Thank... Thank you... Thank you so much!" The tears on Amarao's face kept flowing.

"It's fine now. Now, is the matter with your son alright?" Kawaki said with a smile.

"Ah, in this situation, we don't have to worry about my son at all!" After saying that, Amarao turned around and shouted excitedly to a blonde beauty in the audience, "Do you see that? So, for our future son, please date me!"

Kawaki and the others were silent for a long time. At the same time, blue veins popped up on their faces.

"For my future son, I really have to thank you! Thank you so much!" Amarao turned his head and bowed deeply to everyone.

However, just as he bent down, Amarao suddenly felt something. After reaching out to touch a certain part of his body, he was suddenly petrified...

Kawaki and the others spat at the same time, turned around tacitly, and left in a huff.

Only a petrified Amarao who was surrounded by the cheers of the audience, who kept muttering "My son is missing"...

"This is karma, the karma that must be carried in order to succeed. It is unavoidable!" Kawaki said as he walked. After he finished speaking, he couldn't help but spit to the side again.

"That's right, unavoidable!" The remaining people agreed at the same time.

(This chapter is finished.)