Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 290: The Girls in Love Are All Egoists!

On the roof of the police station building, Matsudaira was still watching Toshiro's every move through the sniper rifle scope. However, even though Toshiro had solved the problem of the three boys, there was no joy on Matsudaira's face.

"Report, the mission is complete." Sogo stopped and saluted, "All completed according to Hijikata-san's instructions!"

"Ah, I got it. I completed one just like that. Next..." After a pause, Matsudaira turned his head and continued with a livid face, "Well done, both of you. Next, we will see what Toshi will do. If he plays with Kuriko's feelings casually, you know what to do without me telling you, right?"

"Don't worry, uncle. Leave Hijikata-san's head to me." With that, Sogo set up the sniper rifle again.

"Leave the heart to me. Kondo, you are in charge of testicles, [Bleep]. Little brother, you are in charge of the stick. Do you hear me?!" Matsudaira shouted.

Kawaki/Sogo, "Yes!"

"Wait a moment!" Kondo quickly stopped them, "You guys are too anxious! Toshi is not that kind of person! I know! Toshi must have made all the necessary preparations! He definitely considered everything! He will definitely not hurt Kuriko's feelings!"

"Okay, Kondo withdrew. The testicles, [Bleep], and the stick are all handed over to you. Little brother, can you do it?" Matsudaira looked at Kawaki and asked with a serious face.

"Don't worry; the error is definitely less than a centimeter." Kawaki made an 'OK' gesture and narrowed his eyes, then set up his umbrella and aimed straight at the convenience store in the distance.

"Wait a minute! The few of you, at least give Toshi some time, okay?!" Kondo hastily said, "I know exactly what kind of person he is after being with Toshi for so long! He will never play with Kuriko's feelings! Absolutely!"

Hearing this, Matsudaira pondered for a moment before slowly saying, "Then give him three seconds. If three seconds are not enough to resolve this matter without hurting my most adorable Kuriko-chan's feelings... one..."

Bang!!

"What about two and three?!" Kondo exclaimed.

"Only a ghost would know that kind of number!" Matsudaira turned his head and glared with red eyes as he roared, "A man only needs to remember number one to survive!"

In the distance, Toshiro, who had just walked out of the convenience store, looked at the bullet mark on the ground that was only ten centimeters away from his feet. He raised his head and glanced at the roof of the police station in the distance. His face revealed a trace of impatience and an obvious 'sweat'.

'Sh*t, I have to settle the rest of the matters quickly...' Toshiro looked at Kuriko, holding his arm with a shy expression and thought in his heart.

...

"Pops! Please give Toshi some more time!" Kondo begged, "At least give him one day! If Toshi can't solve this matter perfectly before then, I will deal with him even without you telling me! Believe him this time! Please! Pops!"

After hearing Kondo's words, Matsudaira forcibly suppressed the urge to shoot again. After calming down for a while, he turned his head and muttered, "Since that's the case, I'll give him another chance. After all, I'm not a demon."

Just as Matsudaira finished speaking, Sogo and Kawaki, who were at the side, were disappointed.

"Hey, why are the two of you so disappointed?!" Kondo shouted.

...

In the small park not far from the convenience store, the Yorozuya trio sat on the long chair in indignation, watching the loving couple in the park.

"Really. It really is a good time to be in love." Gintoki spat unhappily.

"Where do they come from-aru?"

"They are like cats in heat," Shinpachi said with a look of disdain. He sighed and lowered his head, "By the way, should we go somewhere else?"

"Go? Where?" Gintoki replied indignantly.

"We are penniless," Kagura replied helplessly, "Even Little Uncle is not in Yoshiwara. Although I sent a message, he did not respond at all. In the end, I asked Tsukki and found out that Little Uncle did not bring his cell phone when he went out. So, there is no chance of pocket money today-aru."

"So it is all that bastard's fault! Why can't he stay in Yoshiwara properly?! It is all his fault that we fall to this point!" Gintoki bitterly concluded, "Isn't it his favorite to stay in his room and play games in this weather?! Why must he go out?! And why didn't he bring his cell phone with him?! What an infuriating guy!"

"That's right; it's all stupid little uncle's fault-aru!" Kagura agreed.

"Hey! Don't say anymore! It clearly has nothing to do with Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi shouted, "Aren't you guys too thick-skinned?!"

"Sigh, there's no other way. If that's the case, then it can only be..." Gintoki sighed and said. However, before he could finish speaking, he heard a somewhat familiar voice from behind him...

At the same time, Kagura and Shinpachi also noticed it. Then, the three of them turned their heads at the same time. When they looked around, they saw Toshiro dressed casually was frantically explaining something to a girl with light maroon short hair wearing a green convenience store uniform.

"So, those words just now weren't a love confession," Toshiro explained with a cigarette in his mouth, "It was your father who asked me to do it. I'm other words; I was just acting. There were those three shabby guys at the convenience store, right? I did it to scare them away. I'm sorry I said that, even though I'm not interested in you. But it looks like they're gone now. I'm going to stop acting..."

Toshiro chattered on. However, Kuriko did not listen to a word! She still stared at Toshiro with the expression of a young girl in love. The current Toshiro was sparkling in Kuriko's eyes. He was so handsome, so charming, and every move made Kuriko sink into depravity...

"... That's it. Do you understand?"

Kuriko replied with a red face, "I... I've been in love with you from the moment I saw you. (Toshiro: Eh?) And I wish that I could see you again. And my wish was granted, and we had such a fateful reunion. Your embrace was so strong, and your words were so sweet... Such sweet words, I felt as if I was ascending to heaven~."

Hearing this, Toshiro's forehead was already covered with black lines.

"Well, did you listen to other people? And if I were caught by your father in such a place, I'd be in an awkward position if your father saw us here. I will definitely be killed!" Toshiro helplessly explained again, "So, although it may be a little heartless, I have no intention of going out with you..."

Perhaps because he realized his words were a little too much, Toshiro quickly added, "But you are really beautiful. You're beautiful and charming."

"Charming, you say~," Kuriko covered her face and pinched it.

'Hey!! Don't just listen to the part you want to hear!' Toshiro was speechless, and then he spoke again, "Charming is that thing that men say... when they're politely turning someone down..."

Before Toshiro could finish speaking, he was stopped by Kuriko by looking at the watch on her wrist. She then revealed a regretful expression, "The time! It's almost time to go back to the store... I'm really sorry, Mayo 13-sama. I think we can have a date this upcoming weekend?"

After saying that, Kuriko bowed slightly and smiled, "Until then, take care."

After that, Kuriko reluctantly turned around and left...

Looking at Kuriko's back which was slowly leaving, Toshiro hurriedly shouted, "Hey, hey! Why are we suddenly on a date?! I refused, didn't I?! I told you I wasn't going to go out with you, right?! Hey!!"

However, Kuriko did not hear it at all, and it can't be said that she didn't hear it, because she was still immersed in her fantasy and could not help but ignore all of Toshiro's words...

"She can't hear it at all..." Toshiro looked at Kuriko, who had already gone far away, and sighed heavily.

However, Gintoki's voice came from behind Toshiro at this moment.

"Boss, you seem to be very troubled~."

Hearing this, Toshiro turned his head and saw the Yorozuya trio standing neatly behind him with the same sinister and treacherous smile on their faces.

"We all heard what you said just now." Shinpachi pushed up the glasses on his face and said with a treacherous face.

"We're professional relationship busters. We break up people's relationships for money and white rice. We'll help you~" Kagura continued.

After saying that, the Yorozuya trio laughed slyly at the same time.

"Did you all see that?"

"Yes." The Yorozuya trio nodded at the same time.

"Tsk, I don't intend to ask for your help." Toshiro turned his head and spat lightly.

"Oh? So you want to continue dating like this?" Gintoki raised his eyebrows and pretended to be confused.

"It must be a very romantic newlywed life, right?" Kagura said persuasively.

Gintoki, "You'll have a poodle and wear a couple outfits. You'll hold hands as you go shopping at the supermarket..."

Kagura, "You'll come home every day at 6:00. You'll have dinner as you listen to her complain about the neighbors. When you're about to take off your undershirt to take a bath, you'll realize that your gut has been getting big..."

Gintoki, "Your wife will just talk to the television and say..."

Kagura, "[Honey, can't you make a bit more money~]"

Gintoki: "You can only reply like this: [Don't you know? The company's having a rough time recently]..."

"We predict a bland and terrible future..." Shinpachi lowered his voice and concluded.

Listening to the three people in front of him talking about the future, Toshiro lowered his head and took a puff. Then he looked up and murmured with sweat all over his face, "Hey, can you really end this farce without hurting that girl?"