Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 286: A Girl in Love Doesn't Notice a Man's Flaws

"I can see that there is no progress at all." Kawaki, who was wearing a suit that almost blinded dogs' eyes, spat softly.

"Hey, wait a minute. Didn't you say that you would change into women's clothing? What's wrong with your outfit? Why did you change into a suit that is almost blinding? How did your head grow? Are you going on a group date?" Gintoki pointed at Kawaki and complained.

"Sorry, I don't have the same purpose as you today," Kawaki explained, "It's just that Kyoshiro said that he doesn't have enough people, so I came to help."

"When did you become so diligent? Is it a part-time job? Is it?" Gintoki retorted expressionlessly.

"It's about time," Kawaki shrugged and replied, "My days have been very hard lately. Tsukki has reduced half of my monthly game purchase funds. Therefore, it is necessary to fill in the funds properly. Moreover, it is very simple to coax stupid women to buy drinks and get a large sum of money."

"This person is really bad..." Shinpachi, who was also disguised as a woman, pushed up the glasses on his face and murmured expressionlessly.

"You're right." Kagura narrowed her eyes and agreed.

"I won't talk to you guys anymore. I'll go look for Kyoshiro and say hello." With that, Kawaki took the lead and walked in a certain direction.

Looking at Kawaki's back, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and said to Kagura, "Hey, report the whereabouts of this idiot to that woman."

"I have already reported-aru." Kagura said, waving her phone in front of Gintoki, "Tsukki said she would arrive in ten minutes,"

"That's good," Gintoki nodded, then looked at Agonoske, who was still on the ground, "Hey, listen up. It's time to solve your problem. We will pretend to be annoying guests and find trouble with that bastard Jurota. And you will wait for the right time and be ready to save the damsel in distress at any time. This way, we can shorten the distance between you and that guy, right?"

"Paako..." Agonoske showed a touched face and then changed to Agomi mode again. He covered his face and said shyly, "If I am not in love now, I will definitely fall in love with you."

Hearing this, Gintoki and the other two instantly took a few steps back. At the same time, they knelt down and lowered their heads, whispering to each other, "Please spare our lives."

...

Gintoki and the other two sat in a booth with Agonoske, waiting for the person named Jurota to arrive.

Gintoki crossed his arms and knocked his arm impatiently with his fingers.

As for why he was impatient, it was because the seat that Gintoki and the others were leaning against was Kawaki. At this time, there were a few beautiful young ladies dressed in gorgeous clothes beside Kawaki. In other words, they were rich people at a glance.

"Oh, why have I never seen you in this shop before?" A young lady asked in a low voice with a red face.

"Why? Are you so interested in my private life?" Kawaki chuckled and then raised the lady's chin with his index finger, "This won't do, guest."

"Ah~~!! High-grade Chinese White Wine!" The young lady shouted excitedly to the waiter at the side.

...

"Why is this guy so skilled?" Gintoki spat in disdain. He crossed his arms and said impatiently, "And why isn't that woman here yet? Can you come a little faster? Can you take this idiot away as soon as possible?!"

"That's great. It's as if Kawaki-san has found his job." Shinpachi pushed up the glasses on his face and muttered expressionlessly.

"Gin-chan, can I order some food and wine-aru?" Kagura raised her hand and shouted.

"Shut up. I'm not here to play today," Gintoki replied.

"But why can Little Uncle play?" Kagura asked doubtfully, "Is it because of the clothes-aru? Can you play with those clothes? Then I..."

"I already said that the task is not to play! Bastard!" Gintoki could not help but shout.

At this time, Kawaki, who was behind Gintoki, had emptied the third wave of customers' wallets. At this time, Kawaki had just welcomed the fourth wave.

"Welcome to Takamagahara, this beautiful lady." Kawaki introduced himself without looking up, "I am Takamagahara's part-time job NO. 1 Male Host, K..."

Before he finished speaking, Kawaki inadvertently found that the guest in front of him seemed somewhat familiar...

"That... Tsukki, why are you here?" Kawaki asked as the corners of his eyes twitched.

"I just want to see how Yoshiwara's Night King-sama works," Tsukuyo stood in front of Kawaki and looked down at him. She replied without any emotion in her voice, "It's rare. Why don't I see you have this kind of ambition?"

"I think you misunderstood," Kawaki looked up, crossed his arms, and snorted, "I only came to help because I heard that my friend's shop doesn't have enough people. Don't misunderstand."

"Ah-----" Tsukuyo deliberately dragged out her voice, "Is that so?"

"Yes." Kawaki nodded like a chick pecking rice.

However, immediately after, several kunai appeared on Kawaki's forehead.

"Hyakka doesn't have enough manpower; why don't I see you help?!" Tsukuyo rolled her eyes and cursed. Then she directly picked up Kawaki, who had fainted and turned to leave.

When Kyoshiro, who was accompanying the guests, saw this scene, he smiled awkwardly and stood up to explain for Kawaki. However, just as he stood up, he was fiercely glared at by Tsukuyo. In the end, Kyoshiro chose to sit down obediently. After all, not everyone was like Kawaki, who could endure so much hardship and still act as if nothing had happened.

Seeing Kawaki being dragged further and further away by Tsukuyo, Gintoki's expression eased a lot, "Ah, I'm in a better mood~."

"Kawaki-san works very hard sometimes..." Shinpachi murmured.

At this moment, Jurota, who had just finished serving a guest, finally came to Gintoki and the others' seats.

"Thank you for selecting me. My name is Jurota." Jurota bowed slightly and smiled.

Gintoki and the other two looked at each other at the same time and secretly nodded.

...

On the other side, just as Tsukuyo dragged Kawaki out of Takamagahara's door, they met Saigo, who was leaning against a corner with his arms crossed.

"Where is Agomi?" Saigo crossed his arms and glanced at Kawaki, who was still pretending to be unconscious on the ground.

"Trust them," Kawaki chuckled, stood up, crossed his arms, and closed his eyes, "They know what to do."

"I see..." Saigo nodded, "Speaking of which, why did you close your eyes, Kawako? And why are there so many scars on your forehead? Kawako, do you like those?"

"Who is Kawako!" Kawaki cursed with veins popping out, but his eyes never opened, "Of course, I closed my eyes because I was afraid of seeing your face and vomit, bastard!"

"Still so heartless~."

"Don't say such disgusting things!" Kawaki cursed, then turned around and directly vomited. _(` )_ Blergh

At this time, Gintoki and the other two also walked out of Takamagahara's door and noticed Saigo not far away.

The three of them slowly walked over and stopped in front of Saigo.

"What did you do to that child?" Saigo asked with his arms crossed.

"I didn't do anything," Gintoki picked his nostrils and replied casually, "It's all Agomi's own wish; we just supported him (her?) a little behind the scenes."

"You guys... should know, right?" Saigo looked straight at Gintoki's face and continued with a solemn face, "The romance of a shemale is just hopeless love, not to mention if the other party is an ordinary male host. What if you hurt the child because of these superfluous things? You don't have such a naive idea of [they can continue to communicate smoothly], do you?"

"Don't worry," Gintoki waved his hand, "Agomi is now more like a real girl than a real girl in love. When a girl looks at a man, she will often let her imagination expand in her heart."

As he spoke, Gintoki pointed at Kawaki, who was still leaning against the wall and vomiting, "The men in reality are basically like him; they are all so filthy. Not only are they using women to play with women, but their attitude towards life and the smell on their bodies are all so disgusting. So, when Agomi sees Jurota's real appearance, his fantasy will be shattered."

"In this way, that guy will also realize that he must live for a brand new tomorrow."

Hearing this, Saigo did not say anything more, but Tsukuyo was thoughtful.

"Um... wait a minute." Kawaki wiped the saliva from his mouth. He turned to look at Gintoki and retorted expressionlessly, "You were using me as an example just now, right? Bastard! Why did you use me as an example? No matter how you look at it, I am a perfect man, right?"

"No, you are already rotten." Gintoki replied without hesitation, "Your body and mind are all rotten!"

After hearing this, the veins on Kawaki's face bulged again, and he was about to pounce on Gintoki in a towering rage. However, before he could do anything, Tsukuyo was the first to impale two kunai on the back of Kawaki's head again.

Kawaki fell to the ground.

Then, after Tsukuyo bid farewell to everyone, she grabbed Kawaki by the collar and left without looking back.

"My love affair is over..." Saigo murmured as he looked at Kawaki's back.

"Huh?!!" Gintoki and the other two instantly took a few steps back. All of them looked at Saigo in horror.

"What a powerful man. It's also the first time in my life that I was ruthlessly beaten like that." Saigo murmured with a chuckle.

"Wait... Eh? Ehhh!!!" Gintoki and the others were sweating profusely.

"Goodbye." After saying that, Saigo turned around and left, leaving Gintoki and the others, who were still in a daze and had not reacted.

...

The next day, on the street of Edo.

"That's great! A new game!" Kawaki shouted excitedly as he held up the newly bought game, "That's great! Thank you, Tsukki!"

"In short, don't go to that kind of place in the future, and I bought it because I couldn't stand it anymore." Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki, who was as excited as a child and said indifferently.

"Don't worry; I am no longer the me from yesterday." Kawaki snorted and said, "Today, I have already surpassed the me from yesterday! Now, in my mind, you are like a god! Okaasan!"

"Who is your Okaasan!" Tsukuyo scolded, "If I had a son like you in my family, I would have been angered to death by you!"

"Since it can't be changed, then you can only accept it!" Kawaki criticized with a serious face, "Don't give up hope in life! Okaasan!"

"I don't want you to say that, bastard!" Tsukuyo shouted.

However, at this moment, Kawaki seemed to have suddenly discovered something incredible. He rubbed his eyes and looked in front of Tsukuyo again.

"What's wrong?" Tsukuyo asked and, at the same time, looked where Kawaki was looking.

They saw Azumi pretentiously leaning on Jurota's shoulder, and the two emitted a strong and strange feeling of love. The passers-by avoided them when they saw this...

At this time, the Yorozuya trio also came to Kawaki's side.

"That... that is..." Kawaki expressionlessly pointed at Jurota and Azumi, who was not far away and looked at Gintoki and the other two.

The three of them nodded expressionlessly at the same time.

"You guys... are really amazing..." Kawaki expressionlessly gave Gintoki and the others a thumbs up.

(This chapter is finished)