Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 270: Don’t Always Think About Getting Something for Nothing!

"Is this playing?" Shinpachi's face twitched. He pointed at the unconscious Gintoki on the ground and muttered, "Isn't this too much fun..."

"Since Hinowa has said so," Tsukuyo sighed softly, and then her expression became serious, "The three of you, come with me. It just so happens that there are a lot of things going on these two days. Hyakka's manpower is a little insufficient."

After saying that, Tsukuyo turned around and left. After Shinpachi and Kagura greeted Hinowa, they quickly dragged Gintoki, who was on the ground, and followed her.

...

"Let me introduce them. These three are Hyakka's temporary workers today." Tsukuyo stood in front of the group of Hyakka members and pointed to the Yorozuya trio who had changed into women's clothes, "Don't let any conflict happen. After all, these two days... Have you heard it?!"

"Yes!"' xN

"Alright, now, newcomers, introduce yourself." Tsukuyo turned around and glanced at Yorozuya's trio.

"Paako-desu." Gintoki put his hands in front of his eyes and made a scissors hand.

"Pachie-desu~"

"Gurako-desu~"

"Alright, this is the end," As she spoke, Tsukuyo pointed at the two Hyakka members and instructed, "You two, come and bring them along. Give them everything they need and teach them."

"Yes!" x2

"Alright, go do your own things. Scatter!" After Tsukuyo finished speaking, apart from the two Hyakka members and Yorozuya trio, the rest disappeared in an instant.

"What an incredible speed." Shinpachi sighed with emotion.

Gintoki... No, he should be called Paako now. He curled his lips in disdain and did not say anything.

"You guys just follow the two of them and learn from them," Tsukuyo said as she turned around, "I still have my own task. You guys can work hard."

With that, Tsukuyo left.

...

"Really, I wonder how that idiot managed to endure this arrogant woman." Looking at Tsukuyo'sback who was about to disappear, Gintoki muttered with disdain.

However, just as he finished speaking, a kunai stab on Gintoki's forehead.

"Gin-san, can you stop courting death..." Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who was lying on the ground with an expressionless face. Then, he looked at the two Hyakka members beside him and asked with a smile, "Um, two young ladies, what does Hyakka's work usually entail? "

"It's nothing. We just need to deal with some men who pester the girls endlessly," One of the Hyakka members smiled and explained, "There are also things like driving away some drunks, basically these things. Of course, if the trouble is serious, some coercive means may be used. But usually, that kind of thing doesn't happen. Nowadays, Yoshiwara rarely has that kind of thing."

"So it is like this," Shinpachi touched the back of his head and smiled, "I thought it would be a dangerous job. It sounds like it's just to drive away some drunk guests."

"No, the previous Yoshiwara was not as safe as now. It was only after Kawaki-sama came here that Yoshiwara gradually changed." The other Hyakka member explained with a smile, "Before Kawaki-sama came here, Hyakka's work was much more dangerous than it is now. The death rate is also very high."

"So that's how it is." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and sighed, "It seems that Kawaki-san has also brought a great change to Yoshiwara."

As he spoke, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something. He looked at the two Hyakka members and asked doubtfully, "Speaking of which, Miss Tsukuyo just said that she has been busy with work in the past few days. What happened?"

Hearing this, Gintoki, who was lying on the ground, could not help but raise his ears.

"Actually..." A Hyakka member's said with a serious look on her face., "In the past three days, Yoshiwara has launched a special event! So there are more customers than usual, and there are more customers who are drunk and make trouble!" Hyakka said with a serious look on her face.

"Uh... It's like this..." Shinpachi murmured with his mouth twitching.

"Otherwise, what do you think?" A Hyakka member asked in confusion.

"Nothing, nothing..." Shinpachi quickly replied, then looked at Gintoki, who was lying on the ground, and his eyes met with his, 'Gin-san, it seems that Kawaki-san's defense is not tight!'

Gintoki nodded slightly and said, 'Well done, Shinpachi! Let's try to get more information from them! After we figure everything out, we will be able to bring that idiot out!'

"That..." One of the Hyakka members looked at Kagura with a red face and asked in embarrassment, "I heard that you are Kawaki-sama's niece. Do you know what type of woman Kawaki-sama likes?"

"The type that Little Uncle likes?" Kagura tilted her head, then frowned and closed her eyes as she began to think about it. "No, no-aru. I'm too hungry, so I can't remember. I seem to have heard him say it before, but I also think he did not say it..."

...

Looking at Kagura, who was sitting at an oden shop, and the two Hyakka sisters, who were crazily trying to curry favor with Kagura, Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "What about work?"

"I'll leave the work to you! Good luck, newbie!" A Hyakka member took out a map and stuffed it into Shinpachi's arms, "The red mark is your job range."

"Can you stop trusting us so much? You obviously didn't teach us anything." Shinpachi complained, "For new employees, shouldn't the old employees take care of them?"

"For young people who have just entered society, they are always so delusional." Gintoki, who had sat next to Kagura at some point in time, picked up a bunch of oden and began to eat, "For young people who have just entered the profession, senior? President? No, the best teacher should be society itself. The things that you have learned are the most reliable!"

As he said this, Gintoki gave Shinpachi a thumbs up, "Come on, Shinpachi!"

"What you said is completely wrong!" Shinpachi shouted, "And why are you also sitting there? Do you want to leave all the work to me alone?! Is that what you think?!"

"This is also a test for the new employees," Gintoki said vaguely while eating, "You have to work hard, Shinpachi."

"Enough, you bastard!" Shinpachi pointed at Gintoki and shouted, "You are also a new employee, right? Why do you pretend to be an old employee?!"

Gintoki did not care about Shinpachi's ridicule. Instead, he looked up at the sky and sighed softly, "Although I am not an old employee, but..."

As he spoke, Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, and the expression on his face became serious, "In this melting pot of society, I can be considered your predecessor."

"Is that so?" Shinpachi walked over expressionlessly and stepped Gintoki's head into the ground. Then, he pulled Gintoki forward without looking back, "Then, please take care of me, senior."

...

The second half of the night.

After working for a whole day, Shinpachi and Gintoki, who were so tired that they only had half a life left, secretly came to the door of Kawaki's room. After waiting for a full ten minutes, they kept burping. Kagura, whose stomach was even more exaggerated than the pregnant woman about to give birth, walked over while swaying.

"How much did you eat?!" Gintoki slammed his fist on Kagura's little head and complained in a low voice.

"This must be their conspiracy-aru. How can we fix it?" Kagura frowned with a look of pity, "It must be because they have realized our purpose that they treat me like that! They would rather empty out their wallets and treat me to all kinds of delicious food to turn me into this state! What a sinister group of women! Tsk!"

"It was clearly you who brought it upon yourself! Bastard!" Gintoki rolled his eyes and scolded.

"Well, you two, stop arguing first!" Shinpachi persuaded in the middle of the two and then looked at Gintoki, "Speaking of which, Gin-san, is what you said really reliable? Can Kawaki-san really make people lucky?"

"Of course," Gintoki crossed his arms and snorted lightly, "Otherwise, how do you think our military expenses in the war came from? I earned the military expenses in the early stage by bringing that idiot to play pachinko."

"Although I really want to retort, but I really don't know how to retort," Shinpachi muttered with black lines all over his head. Then, he suddenly thought of something and said in surprise, "If it's true, then if you take Kawaki-san with you when you strike up a conversation with a cute girl in the future..."

Looking at Shinpachi, who was lost in his reverie, Gintoki and Kagura narrowed their eyes.

"Well, don't dream about it for now. The most important thing now is to take advantage of those women's absence to transport Kawaki out secretly," Gintoki said with a serious face, "In short, we also have to figure out the patrol route of those women. So we can avoid them when we run away."

"I have prepared the container for that idiot," Gintoki said, pulling out a big sack from behind.

"Are you sure you want to use this?" Shinpachi asked expressionlessly, "It's like a murder and dumping case."

"I don't have time to care so much!" Gintoki whispered and then gently pulled open the door of Kawaki's room, "The two of you, keep up. We have to sneak Kawaki out before the women find out! Then we can send him back before tomorrow morning!"

"Yes!" x2

Then, the three of them sneaked into Kawaki's room. The three crept into the living room and walked toward Kawaki's bedroom.

After reaching Kawaki's bedroom door, Gintoki turned around and gestured to the two people behind him. Then, he gently pulled open the door of Kawaki's bedroom.

However, when Gintoki opened the door, he was stunned because the room was full of people! Although no one spoke, from the atmosphere in the room, it should be two groups of people. One group was the Jouishishi, led by Katsura and Elizabeth, who wore women's clothing.

The other group was a group of Hyakka members. At this time, the two sides were facing each other. No one spoke. However, when Gintoki and the others came in, everyone's eyes were focused on Gintoki and the two.

"Why are you here, Zura?" Gintoki asked expressionlessly.