Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 260: Isn't Longing a Kind of Light...

[Five... Four... Three... Two... One!]

[Heavenly Old Age Cannon! Fire! !]

As soon as the word "fire" was finished, everyone felt the entire Ryugu Palace tremble. At the same time, everyone heard a loud shelling sound.

"Ah... Hahahaha!" Otohime was stunned for a moment, then she laughed crazily, "I won! I won!"

On the contrary, Kawaki and Gintoki lowered their heads and remained expressionless, but at this critical moment, Kawaki suddenly heard a slight sound of breaking and looked at it.

He saw the vaccine bullet that had fallen to the ground had a small crack in its bottom, and light purple smoke sprayed out from the crack.

"The vaccine is actually..." At this time, Otohime also found that the vaccine had leaked...

...

"Kawaki, let's aim for the cannon's butt." Because the vaccine gas leaked, they had returned to their original appearance. Gintoki picked up a steel hammer from the side and waved it a few times.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Kawaki, who had returned to his original appearance, also picked up a steel hammer and twisted his neck simultaneously, "Zura reminded me before that not all holes can be casually entered, especially the butt."

"If you believe what that pure and innocent man said, you will never be able to get a woman's favor in your life." Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth and said casually. At the same time, he had already arrived behind the vaccine bullet.

"That's right..." Hearing this, Kawaki chuckled and also came behind the vaccine bullet.

"Otohime!" Kawaki and Gintoki shouted at the same time. At the same time, they raised the steel hammer in their hands and swung it down at the back of the vaccine bullet.

"This is the real - Gateball!!" 2

"Don't even think about it!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Otohime quickly took out two bombs and threw them into the cannon before Kawaki and Gintoki could do anything.

Boom!!

After a loud bang, the cannon in front of Kawaki and Gintoki was blown to pieces, including the entire wall. From Kawaki's perspective, the whole sea can be seen at a glance!

"Hahahaha!" Otohime laughed wildly again, "It's over! I blew up the entire cannon! You have no other way! Soon, the Old Age Bullet will reach Edo and explode! No matter what you do, it will be useless!"

"By the way, let me tell you..." Otohime proudly looked at Kawaki and Gintoki, standing there silently with their heads lowered, "The bomb was found from your companions! If you want to blame someone, blame your companions! Hahahaha..."

"I think I heard a joke just now..." Kawaki raised his head and looked at Gintoki, "There seems to be a thousand-year-old woman who is laughing at us..."

"I have to remind her. She is already so old. Her waist will ache if she gets carried away too much." Gintoki said casually, but then Gintoki bent down, picked up the vaccine bullet, and threw it directly at Kawaki, "Hey! Are you ready"

"Of course!" Kawaki reached out his hands to take the vaccine bullet and lifted it. His right leg retreated a step and made a throwing pose.

Blue veins burst simultaneously on Kawaki's face, neck, arms, and even his calves, "I almost forgot to tell you. I'm! SUPER GOOD AT FPS GAMES!"

Kawaki roared and threw the vaccine bullet hard. The vaccine bullet quickly flew toward the direction where the Heavenly Old Age Cannon fire. Everyone then heard the sound of the bullet breaking through the air.

Due to the excessive force, the place where Kawaki's right foot stepped collapsed.

"No... impossible..." Otohime took a step back in disbelief, but because she tripped on the wall debris, Otohime fell to the ground. She trembled as he pointed at Kawaki and muttered, "You actually fired a giant bullet out with your hands... you... who the hell are you..."

"Who?" Kawaki pulled out his right foot that had fallen into the ground and grinned at Otohime.

"We are just... unyielding old men." Kawaki and Gintoki said at the same time.

Just as the two finished speaking, they heard a huge explosion from afar. Immediately after, everyone in Edo was drowned by the intense white light in an instant. However, it was only for an instant. After the dazzling white light, everyone returned to their original appearance...

"Looks like we made it in time." Kawaki looked at Kagura and the others who had just climbed up the stairs, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

"Gin-san! Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi waved at the two of them excitedly.

"Little uncle! That move just now was really handsome-aru!" Kagura rushed to Kawaki and asked excitedly, "Can you teach me-aru?"

"Of course!" Kawaki gave him a thumbs-up, "It's super simple!"

"Simple?" Gintoki glanced at the pit on the ground that Kawaki had just stepped on and pursed his lips. One had to know that the ground here was made of steel...

"Great... everyone has returned to normal..." Shinpachi patted his chest and revealed a look of relief, "This way, we can return to our normal lives!"

"It really was a big mess, two bosses." Sogo walked over and sighed as he looked at the big hole behind Kawaki.

"I worked a little harder..." Kawaki rubbed the back of his head and smiled.

"Wait..." Gintoki stared at Sogo expressionlessly, "Before that; I want to ask Okita-kun, can you explain the bomb that Otohime used just now?"

"That..." Sogo stretched out a finger and explained with a refreshing face, "In fact, that was used to kill Hijikata-san. It was taken away when the turtle caught us."

"Can you not be so casual! We almost lost just now!" Gintoki shouted with veins popping out, "The whole world is almost finished!"

"What does it matter?" Sogo smiled and said, "I have always believed in the two bosses."

"Don't show me that kind of expression!" Gintoki shouted, "At least apologize to me, bastard! No, to the people of the world..."

Before Gintoki could finish, he was interrupted by Sogo.

"Danger! Boss!" Sogo shouted and kicked Gintoki away. At the same time, Kawaki also noticed something and pushed Tsukuyo, Kagura, and Shinpachi away. He also jumped to the side and lay down.

Boom!!!

After a loud bang, everyone finally discovered that a huge steel ceiling had fallen where they were standing.

"It's really dangerous..." Sogo pretended to be happy and looked at Gintoki, who had been kicked away by him, "I saved the boss' life just now, so let's write off everything in the past."

"Write it off my ass! I'd rather be smashed than be kicked so hard by you!" Gintoki rubbed his chest and stood up. He cursed angrily, "Can't you remind me in another way?!"

"It's already very gentle, okay..." Sogo shrugged and said helplessly.

"I can't feel it at all!" Gintoki shouted. After speaking, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and cough twice. Then, he looked at the blood he had coughed out and muttered to himself, "Hey, this is really bad. Why does it feel a bit like pieces of internal organs?"

"It's really dangerous..." Kawaki raised his head and looked behind him, "I almost got buried there..."

After saying that, Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo, who was below him, "Hey, are you alright?"

However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki noticed that his hand seemed to be placed in an awkward position...

"What are you doing?!" Tsukuyo shouted with a red face. At the same time, she raised her leg and hit Kawaki's lower body.

"AH!!!!" Kawaki screamed and rolled to the side. He covered his lower body with his hands, and his body shrank into a ball.

"Hiss~" Kawaki sucked in a breath of cold air, his face covered in a cold sweat, "Sh*t... This is bad... [Bleep], who had just been resurrected, was seriously injured again... Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!... it's still okay, right? If it is killed again, Shenlong can't help it. After all, Shenlong can only resurrect people who died once...."

"Ah, it's hopeless," Tsukuyo got up and came in front of Kawaki. She took a kunai from her bosom and said coldly, "Let me cut it off for you."

"Wait!" Kawaki quickly stood up and clasped his legs. He raised his hand and said, "It is still alive! I can feel it! It is still alive! So there is no need for trouble!"

"Oh? Is that so?" Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki's trembling legs and snorted disdainfully.

"Looks like we have to retreat quickly." Kawaki endured the pain in his lower body and looked up at the Ryugu Palace, which was constantly shaking, "This Ryugu Palace is already on the verge of collapse. We will all fall into the sea if we don't hurry up."

"The reason I was defeated is..." Otohime's voice came from behind everyone.

At this time, everyone finally realized that Otohime was crushed by the steel ceiling that had just smashed down.

"The reason I was defeated is..." Otohime smiled with some relief and looked at the people looking at her, "Because I underestimated old men like you? I never thought I'd be defeated by the people I hated and thought were ugly.."

"No, it's not like that." Shinpachi took two steps forward, pushed up his glasses, and looked at Otohime, who was pressed down by the ceiling, "It's because of that person's help. The man who spoke through the computer and told us about the Anti-aging vaccine... He's probably the same person you've been waiting for all this time, Otohime-sama. He asked us to save you."

"No, impossible," Otohime murmured in disbelief, "That person should still be deeply asleep in the deep-freeze capsule..."

Suddenly, Otohime thought of something, "Could it be... because he's been in there for such a long time, his consciousness has merged with Ryugu's main computer??!"

"Who knows," Kawaki said indifferently. Then he turned to look at the two mechanical arms that fell from the explosion. His expression also softened a lot. "But there is only one thing. Just like you have been missing that man, that man in that deep-freeze capsule is also missing you."