Chapter 276 Divine Donkey Worship Temple
Chapter 276 Divine Donkey Worship Temple
A donkey worm is a thousand liters, its feet are not inferior to a thousand-kilometer horse, it can carry ten thousand kilograms of weight, so it will give birth to a donkey treasure. It has the wondrous use of nourishing one's origin energy and returning to one's orifice to If it was obtained by a person who understood the technique, he could even refine a miraculous medicine that could strengthen the heart, refine the soul, and increase his spiritual cultivation. Qianlite was also divided into two types. There were two types of divine heroes. The one with white lips and red hooves was called Fei Huoming Bai Te'er, and the one with purple hair and white hooves was called Purple Lightning Autumn Shuang'er. The one kneeling in front of the temple was a Purple Lightning Autumn Shuang'er.
The donkey is stubborn, stupid and ignorant, so it is known as the donkey. However, Qianlite was a brilliant person, especially the two mutants.
Jiang Fei looked at the Purple Lightning Autumn Frost Te'er who was kneeling at the mountain gate and said enviously, "This thing is about to become a monster donkey. When it lives for a long time, when it reaches the stage of cultivation, it can create illusions in the minds of ordinary people, transform itself into a human, interact with people, collect Na Yuan, and accumulate years to cultivate into a human."
Gu Tianyou looked at her like a demon and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? You're not a fox, are you? I have to check tomorrow night to see if you will grow nine tails at night."
Jiang Fei curled her lips and said, "Luckily, you are still a direct descendant of the Foal Sect. You can't even accept the Dao of Metaplasia."
"It's not that I can't accept it, but I don't believe it at all," Gu Tianyou said.
Jiang Fei did not argue with him either. As she walked towards the mountain gate, she said, "Have you heard of the dog-raising incident?"
A Bashu couple raised a mastiff for a living. The woman was suddenly pregnant. Before three months had passed, her abdominal pain was like a twist. She gave birth to a monster with a kobold head. The man was enraged by the adultery between the woman and the dog. After beating the woman, he even had a divorce. That night, he had a strange dream. He saw an old dog guarding a mountain in the kennel. He looked at the mastiff and opened the kobold dog with his claws and went into the bedroom to lick the woman's wounds. The next day, the woman's injuries healed without medicine. After the man asked, he recalled that he had once dreamed of interacting with the mountain-guarding dog that he had adopted and survived as a cub.
The man suddenly realized that it was the old dog who had become a demon. Originally, he wanted to get rid of the dog, but that dog said in his dreams that it could help him raise a true Three Wolves Mastiff worth ten million yuan. At this price, he only wanted to leave behind a dog's life. This person believed it. That old dog really did keep his place and helped him raise a mastiff. A year later, he raised a ferocious mastiff that jumped like a tiger and had a bloody mouth like a lion.
This mastiff blade was extremely ferocious, and with it, no matter what breed of dog the opponent was, it wouldn't be at a disadvantage. Provided that the old mountain dog was present. Because of this, the man made a lot of money. He spent all day drinking and drinking. The relationship between husband and wife gradually estranged. Finally, it was to the point of separation and divorce. After the divorce, the woman asked for half of her property and the old mountain-guarding dog. The man continued to lead the fierce mastiff around fighting dogs. Strangely, ever since he left the old mountain guarding dog, the fierce mastiff's prestige had ceased. He had successively lost, and he had actually lost all of the man's wealth.
Finally, Jiang Fei said seriously, "This matter is absolutely true. Don't doubt it, there are even more bizarre things to come."
Only later did the man realize that he had been tricked by the old mountain-guarding dog. The old dog is old but knowledgeable, When he was young, he had seen tigers with his own eyes, It's a bug in a mastiff, Hence, he was able to simulate the might of a tiger, With a slight display of might, When the Dogs saw the earlier threat, their gallbladder split apart, and their fighting hearts completely disappeared, they said, The mastiff would naturally be able to do anything with its help. When the man understood, he brought the dog-killing outfit back home. However, he did not find the old dog. Instead, he saw his wife and another skinny man eating sauce and stew bones at the same table. Since they were divorced, it was none of his business who his wife lived with. After a few arguments, he left on his own.
Not long after he left his ex-wife's house, the man suddenly felt that something was wrong. The two of them gnawed on their bones. Why was there only a few pieces of bones left in front of their ex-wives? The thin man was very clean in front of them. There was also the man who saw them and didn't even say a word. He just stared at them with his eyes wide open. His gaze was somewhat like that old mountain-guarding dog. So he turned around angrily and planned to go home to see what was going on. In order not to alert the old dog, he quietly returned home and saw the old dog sitting at the dining table like a dog outside the window, his ex-wife attentively serving him like a wife. Only then did he realize that he had been struck by the old dog's illusion and treated the dog as a human, and that his ex-wife was likely to be the same at this moment.
The man was afraid that not only would he not be able to do anything to the old dog, he might even be harmed by it, so he quietly left. He found a Warlock with some cultivation and brought a few butchers who killed old dogs to his door. The Warlock used the dog tick insect to plot against the old dog. The butchers surrounded the old dog and suppressed its illusion with killing intent. The man's knife stabbed the old dog's heart. Afterwards, he placed a banquet at his home to entertain the few people who helped him kill the dog demon. However, he didn't expect that his ex-wife would not thank them after the dog demon was seen through. Instead, she harbored hatred in her heart. On the surface, she was obedient and grateful. She secretly poisoned the wine and vegetables, and only one Warlock survived.
The poisoned woman said to the dying man, You're my husband in name, After getting the money, he went out and drank all kinds of things, completely ignoring my feelings. Although that dog was a peculiar kind, he was loyal and infatuated with me. He stayed with me for thirty years and did not dislike him because I was old. He was free to beat him and scold him. Compared to him, you were really not as good as a dog to me. I would rather you died than let him leave me.
Hearing this, Gu Tianyou sighed and said, "Hearing this, why do I feel like I'm not even as good as a dog?"
"You can't say that." Jiang Fei smiled gently and said, "If this woman saw you and followed you, she wouldn't think that way. A man with enough charm naturally has a woman willing to fly moths to the fire. If it was for a man like you, I don't think she would care that much."
The drama of the Purple Donkey worshipping the mountain continued. More and more people gathered in front of the mountain gate. Someone in the crowd shouted, "The mountain gate is open, the old immortal is out, the White Sun Second Ancestor shows his True Spirit, Fu Luan borrows his aperture to invite a True Dragon, invite a True Dragon, invite a Heavenly Dragon to the underground donkey, and then disappear after stepping on the mountain and crossing the sea!" Many people echoed in all directions.
As the voice grew louder and louder, a loud sigh suddenly came from behind the tightly shut temple gate. Someone chanted the Immeasurable Life Buddha and pushed open the door. A white-haired middle-aged man clicked on the Purple Lightning Autumn Frost and said, "Chi'er, Chi'er, why didn't Jackie Chan go?" As he spoke, his fist-clenching hand suddenly opened. A bolt of lightning shot out, producing a rumbling sound. The Purple Lightning Autumn Frost Terry let out a hissing sound, and suddenly stood up and leapt towards the direction of the mountain peak. The lightning shot out, and in an instant, it disappeared without a trace.
Many believers witnessed this scene and knelt on their knees like devils. They shouted, "Grandmaster, please guide us through the maze and save our lives." "Please open the door to convenience," another cried out, "and allow us disciples to be happy and listen to Master's precious teachings!" One by one, tears streamed down their cheeks as they kowtowed endlessly, and they had the imposing aura of kowtowing to death in front of the mountain gate before opening the door.
The white-haired middle-aged man was none other than Master Nanshan. The donkey disappeared without a trace. He then clasped his hands together and chanted the Boundless Longevity Buddha, Facing the group of believers who were kneeling in horror and weeping, this fellow's gaze swept past them one by one until he saw Gu Jiang and the other standing motionlessly not far away. Finally, he said, "Cultivators are seeking convenience. Let's hold an hour of merit gathering first for the sake of the believers. Each person's merit limit is tens of thousands of gold. No more donations are allowed." With that, he turned around and glanced at Jiang Fei before leaving.
Gu Tianyou smiled and said, "This is interesting. Other people ask for more money, and they don't plan to pay taxes. This guy has more conscience than the Red Cross. He actually set a ceiling for donors."
Jiang Feizan said, "That's a good deal. Look at how many people are here to burn incense. Hundreds of thousands of people will donate tens of millions. If one day we play around outside and ruin it, we will also learn from him to find a place to build such a temple. With our abilities, we will definitely make a lot of money."
Gu Tianyou said indifferently, "Is there a way to retreat behind us?"
Jiang Fei heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Just think about it. Otherwise, thinking about the abyss behind her every day, what kind of fun is there in life?"
As soon as he entered the mountain climbing gate, he saw a huge merit chest. There was a white-robed Confucian painted on it, with a cross and a string of Buddhist beads hanging on it. He held a whisk in his left hand and a Koran in his right. As expected, it was the combination of the five religions. It truly contained the aura of demons and ghosts in the world.
Jiang Fei asks Gu Tianyou, "Do you want to worship the temple according to the rules?"
Gu Tianyou smiled and said, "It's all up to you. This time, you're the Marshal, and I'm the vanguard." "But since you asked, my opinion is to treat this kind of demons and ghosts, any Jianghu rules are nonsense."
Jiang Fei chuckled and said, "Then don't give him this face, just go in and step on his field."
Behind the Virtue Box was another threshold. After crossing it, they arrived at the square in front of the hall. A huge incense burner was filled with incense sticks. The devout people knelt in front of the incense burner and watched Qing Yan deliver their wishes to the Heavenly Heart. The five sects' saints would help each other, and they would definitely be able to rise to power and become rich without suffering any illnesses.
The white-haired and beautiful Master Nanshan was preaching under the incense burner. There were dignified and melodious repertoire playing in the square. A variety of musical instruments were involved, as if they were a combination of East and West. This was connected to his idea of the unity of the five religions.
Fellow believers, let us calm down and think that we are silent in the forest and serene in the mountains. Birds are singing around us, trees are growing around us. Clear river water, trickling down, reflecting the scenery, precipitating signs. That is the river of our lives, the river of time, to survive it all the way, for tomorrow it is not afraid of wasted. To and fro, stumbling, deep and shallow, joy, anger, sorrow and joy. Bearing the footprints of time, carrying the grace of countless dreams. Over the past few years, her hair was white and green. She turned around and did not look for sadness. She only saw her youthful happiness.
Grandmaster Nanshan's voice was cadent as he chanted a modern poem that Gu Tianyou had never heard of before. As he chanted, the scene gradually quieted down. Only low and gentle music flowed like a river. Many people entered a comfortable state that was profound and mysterious beyond words. As the music and the chanting went on, he made all sorts of strange movements.
Times were progressing. In the past, the Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, and Earth Spirit were only suitable for hypnotizing peasant women who had yet to develop their wisdom. Judging from this modern poem, this Southern Mountain could be considered a genius divine stick that kept pace with the times.
There were also some people who didn't enter that state, and Master Nanshan wasn't in a hurry either. Hypnotizing over a thousand people at the same time wasn't an easy task, so it wasn't surprising that there were some people with strong willpower and lack of faith among them. This group of people were rotten wood that lacked the Wisdom Root Immortal Destiny, so it was fine to tell them to scram as soon as possible. Master Nanshan opened his eyes and swept his gaze across the entire arena. Finally, his gaze landed on Gu Jiang and the other two. Suddenly, he shouted, "Demon Outsider, you dare to disrupt my Scripture Altar Magic Gathering. Come with me and capture them!"