Chapter 826: Self black
"What little girl, how ugly are you talking? Auntie, I'm not married yet!"
Wufu got excited, and continued to say to the officer and soldier spraying water, "But if you marry someone, I won't marry someone like you. You can't even drink water well, which shows that there is something wrong with your body."
So, the officers and soldiers behind who were about to take a sip of water sprayed again.
On the carriage, Xiangli and Mrs. Wang, who were worried about being caught, laughed together. Xiangli wiped her tears and pointed at Wufu, unable to say a word.
Fortunately, Wu Fu is not a brainless person. After getting angry with those people for a while, he got into the carriage, remained silent, closed his eyes and rested his mind.
I have run for my life many times, so I will save my strength for now, after all, it is the master driving the car.
Sure enough, after a while, the carriage still accelerated to the point of flying, turned around a few times, and came out again, with darkness behind it, and the officers and soldiers had long since disappeared.
The people in the inner city of Kyoto were unlucky. They didn't sleep well all night. They always heard the sound of horseshoes and thought something serious happened.
Back at Zhuangzi, it was already midnight, Li Haitang was sweating all over, and she took the wild man to soak in the hot spring, but she didn't feel sleepy.
"Miss, what about the reward?"
Xiao Lingchuan brazenly asked for a reward, and then his waist was pinched again, and the couple started a hand-to-hand fight in the hot spring pool.
There was a disparity in physical strength between the two, and in the end Li Haitang lay panting on her stomach, and was shamelessly pressed down by her savage husband...
It was high in the sun, and the light outside the window passed through the window lattice and had already shone on the gauze curtain of the bed, and Li Haitang woke up slowly.
Here, as soon as she moved, Wu Fu asked at the door, "Ma'am, have you got up yet?"
Before the master's family left, they told them not to disturb Madam, but just now, the servants of Fang's family came and brought a lot of things, and told them that after an hour, Fang Shaoyao, the wife of Dali Temple Minister, came to visit with her children.
This was agreed one day in advance, so Wufu walked around the door, afraid that his wife would wake up late and be rude to guests.
"Get up!"
Li Haitang turned around, cursing inwardly, the savage husband is really a savage, last night he savagely ran amok again, but she enjoyed it so much that in the end she didn't know anything again in a daze.
"Ma'am, Mrs. Fang is coming to visit today."
Wufu called Chunmei to help his wife comb her hair. After Li Haitang washed, Chunmei helped her put on makeup.
Not to mention, Chunmei has a skill, she just smears her with balm and draws her eyebrows lightly, which makes people a bit more temperamental.
"Madam has icy skin and beautiful skin. She doesn't need rouge and powder at all. If you sweat a lot in summer, it will look greasy."
Chunmei felt that the new owner's house was very nice, and she began to talk more. While combing her hair, she talked about the rouge and gouache in the capital.
The wives and ladies of rich families have to go to the main street to buy them. There are several shops there. They are made of flowers and pearls. They are light and transparent, waterproof, and do not smudge.
"Huh? Can it cover the spots on your face?"
Bai Guo stood aside and touched his cheek.
Women love beauty, and she is no exception. Ever since she came out of Heishui Village and saw the world, she went to Kyoto again. This is really heaven and earth.
Not all women's faces are the same as their own wife's, rosy and tender, without any modification, most of them have a little freckles, which affect their appearance.
"Of course I can!"
When Chunmei mentioned this, she thought of the jokes circulating in the market.
There is a lady from a family who specially uses Yaohuazhai's rouge powder, which looks very beautiful.
Therefore, the young lady married into an official family and became the wife of the official family.
But she has a habit, that is, she has to wear makeup in order to appear in front of everyone except when she is sleeping.
Once, her husband invited a colleague to a restaurant for a drink, and sent someone to tell her that she would come back tonight and stay in the study to make do.
The lady took off her makeup and fell asleep by herself.
In the middle of the night, after her husband came back, she suddenly became interested, so she groped to the main room, lit a red candle, and wanted to have some fun.
"The result is that when I saw the young lady's face, densely covered with spots and black moles, I screamed in fright!"
While Chunmei was talking, she also promoted how miraculous Yaohuazhai's incense powder was. Li Haitang twitched her mouth, um, the copywriting was good, but the poor lady was so slanderous.
"Yaohuazhai, is that one of them that sells incense powder?"
Li Haitang was new here, and she was not very familiar with the shops in the capital, so she couldn't spare time to go shopping.
"Isn't it? Yaohuazhai's incense powder is very expensive, it is said that there are several hundred taels of silver per box!"
As Chunmei was talking, she remembered a more interesting rumor, so she smiled, "It is said that two families arranged to meet each other, and the young master of that family said bluntly, asking Miss if they used Yaohuazhai's incense powder..."
"Haha, if you use it, do you need to wash your face first before seeing each other?"
Bai Guo also followed suit, and everyone laughed when they heard it.
Since then, Yaohuazhai has become famous, and the supply of incense powder has been in short supply, and the price has soared again and again.
Li Haitang nodded frequently, feeling that the boss behind the scenes was a wonderful person. In order to make money, he not only tried to hype himself up, but also slandered himself.
Human essence, absolutely human essence!
In the Jingzhaoyi Yamen, Zhang Zheng sneezed twice, muttering to himself, "Think about it, scold and talk about it!"
"My lord, someone scolded you!"
Master shrank his nose and reminded.
"Use your nonsense?"
Zhang Zheng turned into a row of desks, and became angry from embarrassment, and defended himself, "It's a hot day, and the yamen put a few ice basins, and the temperature difference between inside and outside is so big, it just makes me hot!"
"Yes, my lord, what you said is that the villain moved the ice basin away, so don't make you feel ill..."
When the master heard this, he moved the ice basin away.
Zhang Zheng: ...
It's so hot today, is it still keeping people alive? Finding such a subordinate is really frustrating.
But it doesn't matter, these are trivial matters, making money is the top priority, he sent someone to call his entourage, and told him, "It's time to close the net, so as not to have long nights and dreams."
The entourage nodded, the master's business experience is absolutely beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Who can see that the prudish Master Jing Zhaoyi is actually a profiteer?
In order to make money, he has no conscience and does everything he can.
An hour later, the attendant came back with a serious face.
"What's wrong?"
Thinking of the money that was about to go into his pocket, the old **** Zhang Zheng was drinking tea on the ground, with a calm expression on his face, um, as a human being, one must be indifferent to fame and wealth in order to live happily.
"Back to the master, the night is long, so there are many dreams..." The attendant replied very tactfully, he followed the adults, and became more and more educated. No, he can speak with such a background, he really wants to give himself a thumbs up, great !