Arpious of the Planes

I couldn't help but chuckle before speaking up.

"You have power over the military, right?" I asked, with Loath lightly nodding and taking a sip of her coffee.

"It's slight… but I can make it bigger if need be," She smiled.

"Then, help me clear out that spooky-ass forest we have on this plane. I want to uncover each and every secret that place is hiding because from what I've seen, there has got to be more than what we know on the surface level,"

"Interesting idea… but why come to the guild master rather than the queen or Ysal?"

"Cause she'll make me have to earn it if you know what I mean," I rolled my eyes, and Loath, who sat across from me, crossed her arms.

"And you're complaining? I would do pretty much anything to have a steamy time with her… she's always working, and it either you go under her desk too, you know… or you wait until she's off of work,"

"I'm assuming the succubus likes the first option," I lightly chuckled, and Loath smiled back, almost laughing with me.

"She's probably under there right now… but for real, why come to me and not her? Did you two have a fight before we left or something?"

"No, of course not… it's just I don't want to bother her. As you said, she's busy, so once I've completed my task, I'll visit her then… by then, maybe I'll be in the mood,"

"Have your wives on the other plane been using you up? No more sex drive, huh?" Loath asked before getting out of her seat and walking over to a storage cabinet at the side of the room.

In there, I saw many glowing pink vials of liquid aphrodisiac, but that's not what I wanted.

"No thanks… I'd rather it proceed naturally… also why the hell do you have so much of that?" I asked, and the elf just didn't reply to that comment.

"Alright, if that's it, then I guess I'll help you, but you'll have to pay a fee… cause I know you'll be going back, right? Maybe visiting other planes?"

As expected of the empress of the elves on this plane… she's as bright and smart as I had initially evaluated her as.

The things she could infer just off of the situation she knows are incredible and very unnatural, to the point you'd think she's been spying on me.

"Indeed… I won't be here most of the time as I come here for two days and then go back. But, the time difference might make it a bit longer than it really is… maybe a couple of more hours at the most…."

"So… let's see… what can you give me of value…" She muttered, her eyes scanning up and down my body as if evaluating my current situation. "You know I don't like you, right?"

"That's a given… don't need to say that twice," I shrugged, and then the elf lightly smiled before walking over to another cabinet.

"This was for me when Ysal and I were having some fun… but I'll lend it to you," The maid muttered, revealing a maid dress that had obvious intent.

"You… asshole," I muttered, looking around to try and find something else I could offer to her, but the only thing I had right now was me and me alone. "Are you telling me to become your personal maid?"

"I'm not telling you to do it… it's only if you agree to take the deal," She shrugged with a sly smile.

"And what will I be doing?" I asked since if it was anything lewd, I would immediately shoot down the offer and just go to Ysal.

But I was sure the elf knew this, so she responded with,

"Nothing lewd. Just be my personal servant since I don't have one… I was looking for one, but it seems the perfect candidate revealed itself to me… so, what'll it be?" She asked, her smile growing even wider.

"If you make me do something I'm uncomfortable with, I'm shooting down the offer instantly. Also, I'm not signing any magic contract… I'll be out of this position once the deal is over, okay?"

"So, a spoken contract? I don't mind," She muttered, and we both shook on it before she handed me the dress and gestured for the receptionist who had been serving us to return to her position.

The elf was clearly excited as she began to smile, leaving the room so I could change into it with some privacy.

And once I was done, I got a notification that made me groan with regret.

[You have acquired a new title]

[Maid]

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[Titles: [Blessed by the ********* Spirit of *************] [Savage Assassin] [Heartless] [Blessed by a Star] [Chief of the Fire Harpies] [Blessed by the Overlord Spirit of Curses] [Blessed by the Phoenix Mountain Guardian] [Blessed by the Overlord Spirit of Blessings] [Strong Willed] [Catastrophic Level Monster (2814 / 20000)] [Blessed by the Moon] [Blessed by the Emperor Spirit of Gold] [Ruler of the Mountain of Twilight] [Blessed by the Emperor Spirit of Ice] [Blessed by the Emperor Spirit of Snow] [Blessed by Mother Nature] [Alchemist] [Saintess] [True Hero] [Grand Holy Healer] [Grand Bowswoman] [Hard Worker] [Commander] [Respectable Figure] [Grand Assassin] [Blessed by the Overlord Spirit of Light] [Grand Swordsman] [Grand Spearman] [Enchantress] [Jewelry Designer] [Jewelry Maker] [One Who Lost Their Pride] [Naturally Talented] [Godly Spearman] [Respectable Figure] [Godly Swordsman] [One with the Earth] [Plane Guardian] [Enemy of the Succubi] [Monster Princess] [Enemy of the Sirens] [Maid]

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"Motherfucker… there is no way," I audibly laughed as the elf came into the room, looked me up and down, licked her lips and then sat back in her chair as if she was born for it.

"Get me some tea… I think I'll get more ahead on my work… now, chop-chop," She ordered and her arrogance was already shining through her words, but for now, I just had to deal with it.

"Fuck you, you shitty master," I gave her the middle finger and then left the room to go prepare some tea. "Wait… where even is the kitchen?" I muttered before letting out a long groan of regret again.

This is going to be a long two days…